Exactly what kind of "Animal" is Batista?

[Doomsday Device]

He's been called the Animal for several years now. I guess they just compare him to an "Animal" just to describe his wild aggressiveness in non-human form.

But if we were to name him a certain animal in particular, what would it be?

I see him sometimes as an angry old Grizzly Bear, or just some old Lion. None of these names would stick with him as a nickname used for a tv gimmick but what kind of animal would Batista best fit?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Oh good Lord sweet Baby Jesus, this is gonna get ugly fast. Spam Zone.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'd lean towards tiger or lion. Maybe of the Detroit breed.

 

[Coco]

The kind whose eyes are sensitive to natural light.

 

[Via Armbar]

Sloth?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Batista

The Honey Badger!

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Funnykay wins

 

[The Dewbliners]

Sloth?

Maybe of the three toed variety?

Or that thing that Chunk befriended?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

You know what? For some ungodly reason this came up in Google Image Search and I'm subjecting the rest of you to it because my eyes are scarred.

 

[Coco]

Doc's work if I've ever seen it.

 

[Checkmate]

He is probably some form of Pokemon. It explains the moveset, the stages of his career (levels, if you will), and his aggressive nature toward others. He constantly seeks battle to improve himself, and doesn't want to be caught. Ever.

I'm waiting for Mewtwo to fuck his shit up.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

He is probably some form of Pokemon. It explains the moveset, the stages of his career (levels, if you will), and his aggressive nature toward others. He constantly seeks battle to improve himself, and doesn't want to be caught. Ever.

I'm waiting for Mewtwo to fuck his shit up.

This was him as a rookie...

This is him now.....

 

[Stickstar 16]

Hmm, maybe a rhinoceros?

All i know is things like this would hurt Batista, second only to us saying he can't wrestle

See?

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Well, if you believe that guy at WM26 with the poster, he's the kinda animal that LOVES fishsticks. Everytime I drive by a Long John Silvers, I always imagine him going POSTAL for the fish sandwich or anything having to do with fishsticks when I'm at the supermarket. I see the last man standing match between him and cena being special ref'ed by Ariel of the Little Mermaid. With the winner getting Flounder from The Little Mermaid. I think my avatar says it all. LOL