Evolution Show 3: Championship Chase Round 3.
Intro: Boom by P.O.D
We are live in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Matt Stryker: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to EWE Evolution! We are in already in our third week of the show, and wow what great shows we have had already, infact last weeks show was just WOW! I wonder whats in store for tonight, Todd take it from here.
Todd: Ever since our first episode, Desmond Wolfe has been pumping the blood out of Chris Jericho. Desmond has been disrespecting Chris, and I wonder whats the condition of Chris tonight, he got beaten up pretty badly by Jericho.
Matt: Lets take a look at our "Main Event" from last week.
---Recap of Last week--
Todd: Wow! Just Wow! I dont think Jericho will be able to compete tonight, nor will he be able to compete for a while. Matt, can you find out the condition of Chris?
Matt: It shows on our matchcard here that Chris Jericho and his partner John Morrison will take on Desmond Wolfe and a partner of his choice? Tod, Chris is fighting tonight, and I dont know how he will be capable of doing it.
Todd: Watch out Mr. Wolfe, you do not want to mess with Jericho. Lets have a run through of our matches tonight. Punk, Gallows, and Triple H, very interesting combination vs. Orton, Batista, and Sheamus.
Matt: Orton, and Batista screwed up Triple H's match last week, so Im sure The Game will destroy all of them tonight.
Todd: and this match...Evan Bourne vs. The Big Show...Ok, Bourne vs. Show? Who in the world decided to put Bourne in a match again Big Show. Big Show almost killed Justin Gabriel, and his friend Kane took Hardy out for weeks. Bliz, what are you doing putting Bourne against Show.. Ok now here we go with the show
Backstage Segment:
Triple H gets out of his Cadillac Escalade, and CM Punk approaches him along with Luke Gallows.
Punk: HHH, You want to get your hands on Orton? So do I!! You want to kick his ass real hard? and so do I. Triple H, me and you could be a perfect Tag Team... and since Gabriel, and Hardy wont be competing in the Tag Team Ladder match, Im asking you to be my partner at the Tag Match.
HHH: Does it involve shaving your head?
CM Punk: No, it actually doesnt. In order to be my tag team partner you just have to be drug free, alcohol free, and smoke free. Any more questions?
HHH: Do you know who I am? I am the King of Kings!! I am the freaking game! The Cerebral Assasin!! Why in the world would you think I would be interested teaming up with some StraightEdge Loser like you. Do me a favor Punk, Get lost, and find your own partner...Oh I forgot your friend Luke Gallows finally can speak.
CM Punk: Yeah he could, because I saved him. I can save you Triple H, you have no idea how many issues you have deep inside. Accept us Triple H! Accept Straightedge into your life.
Punk leaves the parking lot.
Rey Mysterio vs Drew McIntyre
(Ill book this match later)
Drew wins, all the intercontinental participants come in and throw eachother out of the ring, Swagger is left the last man standing and signals that the belt will be on his waist!
-Commercial-
They show a recap of last weeks match: Desmond Wolfe vs. Jericho.
Desmond Wolfe comes out to major boos.
Wolfe: Chris, last week I sacrificed a championship match just to show you who is the boss. I wanted to prove to you that I am not a newbie like you say I am! Chris, See..I didnt do it to screw you out of the match. I did it to show you whos the boss!!!
Chris, you want respect? Your not going to get it from me! No your not.
Look, we are evened out. I didnt get into the next round, and you didnt get into the next round, I dont know if you could hear this or not since you might still be in concussion after I beat the living hell outta you. Chris, I want to speak about you...
Ehem! Jericho, You say your the best in the world, You come out and brag, but your rubbish!..Chris I hope you can hear me!!! (Desmond walks out of the ring and walks to the locker room.) Chris, Give me a chance to prove you that I am simply the best in the world! Chris!! Remember this place (interview place) This is the place where you got beaten up by some masked man perhaps? I know that masked man...his name happens to be the same as mine. His name is...Sir Desmond Wolfe. Oh yes. This man is the real deal here in EWE. See Jericho, I want to face YOU so badly...I will do anything.
This time it wont be any simple wrestling match, it will be a real wrestling match...
a Submission Match! The winner of this match will have the right to be The Best in the World. Chris, I hope I didnt kill ya last week. Because I dont want a weak opponent at Souled Out! (Wolfe drops the mic and walks into his locker room)
Commercial
Christian vs. Edge will be later tonight.
We show the video of the Championship Chase promo.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Trent Barreta
Dolph Ziggler wins. (ill book this match later)
-Ok we are back-
Backstage:
Gabriel talks with Mysterio.
Gabriel: Rey man, Ive been a fan of yours since you were 18 fighting in mexico, I have been inspired by your ring work. I then decided to start learning your moves, and wished one day I could be just like you. Now here I am standing in front of the man ive been idolizing for years.
Rey: Thanks for the words bro, your not too bad yourself. Sooner or later youll be one of the biggest names in the biz.
Gabriel: Yeah, Well Rey, I was supposed to fight in a ladder match but then you know, Kane came out and nearly killed my friend Matt Hardy. I was gonna ask you if youd like to team up with me at Souled Out to face TheKaneShow.
Rey: Amigo, Id love to man but I have an intercontinental championship match, and im really focused on winning that title man. But dude, I have a great partner for you.
Gabriel: Im listening...
Rey: You know Evan Bourne...the dude who does the shooting star press?
Gabriel: Yeah him! Perfect combo. The high flying team of Bourne&Angel sounds great Rey, speaking about Bourne... He is part of my fantasy matchup for Wrestlemania. I could see Rey Mysterio vs. Justin Angel vs. Evan Bourne..nothing more than high flying, aerial wrestling.
Rey: Your a good kid Justin, Keep it up homes, I got high expectations of you man. Go out there and show everyone what your all about.
-Kozlov in the ring waiting for his opponent-
MVP music goes on, The crowd is wild for MVP.
(Ill book this match better later)
Kozlov starts off squashing the hell out of MVP, clotheslines, then stomps MVP. Kozlov picks up MVP for a bear hug. MVP grabs on to the ropes. Ref counts till 3 while MVP holds onto the ropes, Kozlov lets go. Kozlov then picks MVP up and MVP reverses Kozlov and does a pin on him. Kozlov gets back up and locks up with MVP.
The Miz comes out: Really Bliz? This is who I am booked to compete with? A bunch of losers like Kozlov, MVP's. Wow Bliz, are you playing tricks on me? I deserve to be on SCREAM in the big leagues, not the minor leagues. Bliz, I am the reason your show gets good ratings, People tune in to see more of The Miz, and there you are booking me against MVPs, and stuff. Wow, I deserve to be the face of this Show. I deserve to be headlining Souled Out, I deserve to fight the winner of the Intercontinental Battle Royal, not compete in it with a bunch of jobbers. Bliz, either you book me in the EWE Championship or trade me to SCREAM! Where I can be with guys in my league like John Cena, Undertaker, Kurt Angle, The best!
Ref tells Miz to get back to the locker room.
as miz leaves, Kozlov turns around MVP hits a suprising playmaker on Kozlov for the win.
We go backstage
Bliz Office)
Bliz: Ok, Miz is ruining up my show. I need him to get the hell out of my show.
Maria: Hey sweety, why so stressed?
Bliz: Maria, not now..Go to Miz, tell him hes fired and Scream doesnt want him.
Maria leaves.
Croft def. Ryder
Josh Mathews backstage with Jack Swagger
Josh: Im here with the All American American Jack Swagger.
Jack:Out of all the people in the battle royal there is only one man who is capable of winning it, and that is me! Josh let me do the interview: Who do you think will win?
Josh:Um..
Jack: Yeah Josh, Words cannot describe the All American American Jack Swagger.
Lets take a look at my opponents..
Kofi Kingston-Where is he? Jamaica? Africa?
MVP-It will be fun beating the hell out of a guy whos all bruised up from Kozlov.
Shelton- Hes a pure athlete, but cannot compete in the same ring as JACK SWAGGER.
Miz- is fired no?
Swagger: People compare me to Kurt Angle, but honestly I feel that a diss.
Pope: Really Swagger! Swagga! You aint nothin' come Souled Out, you wont be thinking high because Imma put you down. I got three word's for you. and no its not Jack is Wack, its Pope is Pimpin! Oh yeah and the other one i said too haha.
Edge def. Christian (Semi Finals)
(Book it later)
Triple H pinned Orton for the win for his team (Book it Later)
- More results later