Ever Dreamed of Skating ON CARPET?!

[TheOneBigWill]

WELL NOW YOU CAN!​

With these new bad boys..

Whether you're a Ninja, trying to stealthily make a deadline at work..

Or just a random loser, wanting to skate your way around home..

Either way, these are the wave of the future. Own one, or be Square!

Carpet skates come in all different sizes and colors. Carpet Skates are likely a registered product of the boredom company, they're not responsible for stupidity, loss of braincells, limbs, or life. Only one per household, unless you have two separate phones then we'd never know. Don't worry about how much, if you're even remotely interested you'd likely have no sense of personal savings or responsibility for using money wisely.

 

[Mr. TM]

why dont you just do what us Canadians do, and put ice down as your floor?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

WELL NOW YOU CAN!​

With these new bad boys..

Whether you're a Ninja, trying to stealthily make a deadline at work..

Or just a random loser, wanting to skate your way around home..

Either way, these are the wave of the future. Own one, or be Square!

Carpet skates come in all different sizes and colors. Carpet Skates are likely a registered product of the boredom company, they're not responsible for stupidity, loss of braincells, limbs, or life. Only one per household, unless you have two separate phones then we'd never know. Don't worry about how much, if you're even remotely interested you'd likely have no sense of personal savings or responsibility for using money wisely.

So you want to be the random loser more than being a ninja?

 

[Adel_hamra]

i never knew they actually made these things to embarrass rollerbladers as well...we get that a lot in skateboarding