Eleven year olds with erections...

[Cowboyfromhell]

Quick story. What I do for a living is I am a mentor for teenage boys, typically kids on juvenile probation. It's similar to a Big Brother, only more intensive. Part of the job is to mentor in the home, community after school and to observe them in school, keep them on task and make sure they don't mess around too much. So I am sitting in a fifth grade class yesterday, it's a class for 'troubled' kids (meaning the kids that fuck around and disrupt the normal kids trying to get an education, so they seperate them so they can be knuckleheads together). There is one kid who is making machine gun noises instead of doing his math so the teacher asks him to stand at his desk until he can do his work. So this kid is standing there and he starts fidgeting with his pants, not at all happy about something. So the teacher asks, "(Insert name here), is something wrong?". To which the young man answers, straight faced and completely innocent, "Yes, I have a boner and it won't go away".
I broke out laughing, totally unprofessional of me to do, but how do you not laugh at that?

 

[Dave]

Lulz.

I have no idea why I clicked on this thread but I am kinda glad I did.

 

[gd]

I didn't know that was you in the back of my class.

 

["Cool Guy" Jensen]

That must have been a very embarrassing experience for the young kid. But atleast he was confident enough to say that in front of the whole class. I wouldn't be. The fact that you laughed, made me laugh.

 

[RVDgurl]

Great story.

 

[Coco]

I used to have the most annoying boners in grade school. Especially bad when I had French class. Sad thing is there's no good explaination for that. My French teacher wasn't anything special. Although maybe it's possible I had that Gomez Addams kind of attraction to the language.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Im like that also, i get nervous and i tend to laugh at the most inappropriate times, poor kid

 

[Coco]

He didn't say anything about being nervous.

 

[Cowboyfromhell]

I used to have the most annoying boners in grade school. Especially bad when I had French class. Sad thing is there's no good explaination for that. My French teacher wasn't anything special. Although maybe it's possible I had that Gomez Addams kind of attraction to the language.

When you are that age you get them for no rhyme or reason. I am surprised I was able to pass any classes because there sure wasn't any blood flow in my brain. It was actually quite annoying.

 

[The Rob]

Getting an erection during class is always embassesing. I feel for him... a bit. I totally understand why you laughed out loud when he said that, I would of as well.

 

[Dexter]

I wore long baggy untucked t-shirts all the way through school for this exact reason.

 

[The Doctor]

So annoying when they happen at inconvenient times. Hilarious story, though. I think you laughing at the end really made it.