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My guess is this is over as Stone Cold runs over Skinner with a beer truck. Or bashes him over the head with a beer can about 20 times. We should open a vBookie on an over/under on how many Stunners Austin will use to win.
Austin will probably still be drinking in the ring when the Aries/Santo winner arrives.
People seem to be forgetting one of the most important elements in this match. Tobacco spit. That's pretty much Skinner's finishing move. How can Steve Austin give him a Stunner, if he can't see?
Unless anybody can come up with an answer I'll be forced to vote for Skinner.
In the shortest match at Wrestlemania 8, Skinner faced "The Rocket" Owen Hart. Owen backflipped into the ring, turned, and got a facefull of dipspit. Skinner then hit his finisher - the Alligator Neckbreaker - and rather than pin Owen, he picked him up and tossed him out of the ring.
Well there you have it. He could have easily beat Owen Hart. But the sadistic beast decided he wanted to inflict more punishment on him. That'll be the same Owen Hart that Austin struggled to beat on numerous occasions. Skinner nearly did it in a couple of seconds.
Sure Skinner took Owen Hart lightly, but he lost and learnt his lesson, he won't do the same with Steve Austin.
No it won't. This was the babyface Owen Hart, before his tag team with Koko B Ware in High Energy. Long before his break out match with Bret. It's not the same Owen that a pre-prime Austin had troubles with.
Skinner lacked killer instinct in this match, a plague of his entire career. He didn't learn from that heading INTO the Owen match, so he won't get it now.
And Skinner hit his two major moves on Owen in under a minute - dipspit to the face and Alligator Neacbreaker. And yet, 10 seconds later, Owen was able to skin the cat on the top rope and get a pinfall victory.
That should just show you how weak Skinner's finishers were. Austin has kicked out of Rock Bottoms, Olympic Slams, and Pedigrees.
I can't believe Jake has me debating this match.
Lacked killer instinct? Laughable. The guy KILLS Alligators for a living. If you can kill an Aligator, you can kill almost anything. Probably not a shark mind.
Yeah, 10 seconds. How long does it take to pin somebody? Three seconds, 4 in a TNA ring, 5 if you're King Kong Bundy. If he'd gone for the pin straight away he would have won the match. Flash knockout or not, Owen was done for.
Actually he could have pinned him three times over in that 10 seconds. Booyah.
I know. It's almost like you think I'm being serious. Next you'll reply to the El Santo/Austin Aries thread again.....
Ok, so by that logic, Skinner can kill an alligator, but not a shark. No he can't kill Shark Boy. And Shark Boy became Stone Cold Shark Boy, so Skinner cannot kill Stone Cold, ergo he cannot beat Austin.
I win, not on the strength of my logic, but because I used the word "ergo" in a sentence.
I maintain that Owen would have kicked out.
Ergo > Booyah.
The internet IS serious, dammit. So excuse me while I head over to the Santo / Aries thread again.
Fact is my phone interviews today suck, so I need this to save me from the banality of the underqualified miscreants who wish to work at my company.
Under ECW rules Skinner would just take that big ass knife and cut SCSA. Stone Cold never really thrived in hardcore matches, and he certainly doesnt have anything to combat that knife. So Skinner wins.
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In the shortest match at Wrestlemania 8, Skinner faced "The Rocket" Owen Hart. Owen backflipped into the ring, turned, and got a facefull of dipspit. Skinner then hit his finisher - the Alligator Neckbreaker - and rather than pin Owen, he picked him up and tossed him out of the ring.
Owen "skinned the cat" and rolled Skinner up for a pinfall in about a minute.
Owen is from Calgary. I don't think he's had dip spit into his face before.
Austin is from Texas. It's a weekly occurance there.
You know what'll happen? Austin will wipe it off, flip off Skinner, and fucking stunner him.
And then he'll go start training for a tough match with El Santo.