Do You Read In The Bathroom?

[Cena's Little Helper]

I most definitely do. If I couldn't find something to occupy my time with while doing my business, I would go nuts. Sure, it's only 5 to 7 minutes out of your life, but, why don't you extend it to 10 to 15 minutes and get some reading done, or do a crossword, or a sudoku?

 

[Senor Coconut]

Yes.

 

[Murfish]

I do. It usually keeps me in there longer than I plan.

 

[Tastycles]

Leave no shampoo bottle unturned. Or unread.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

5-7 minutes? Do you even wipe your ass? Takes me half an hour. Minimum.

I normally take the PSP, watch an episode of Family Guy. Or play a cell phone game.

 

[Khalifa]

I usually take about 20 minutes. I will read the SLAM basketball magazine or just watch a random movie.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

All the time. Most of my reading material while i'm on the john are WWE magazines.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Yes. I was reading State of Fear by Michael Crichton just a while ago.

 

[Marquis]

Yes.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

No. I have to concentrate to much, which would get in the way of reading.

 

[Mr. TM]

RIP Michael Crichton

 

[Slyfox696]

I do a lot of WZ'ing in the bathroom.

 

[Murfish]

Shittin' on fools?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

No. I have to concentrate to much, which would get in the way of reading.

What exactly do you have to concentrate on? Is your shit made of stone or something? I will feel really embarrassed if you have ass problems, so, apologies in advance if something is wrong with your colon.

 

[Fizzy]

All the time. I read in the bathroom, and in the backyard. It helps calm me in these stressful times. Plus I love to read, and that is one of the best times to.

 

[SavageTaker]

No,idk why but i just dont like reading while doing my stuff.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I do a lot of WZ'ing in the bathroom.

I owned KB on Stone Cold stuff tonight while on the can.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

So much so that sometimes I'll have a fucking panic attack if I can't find something worth reading before I get there... I actually read the majority of Bret Hart and Ric Flairs' books while on the shitter. Lets face it, you get comfy, get engrossed in the book, and end up with a cramped neck and fuckin monkey ass.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I do a lot of WZ'ing in the bathroom.

This could explain a majority of classic Slyfox quips, comments, and quotes...

 

[RBH]

Yes, Sports Illustrated, Athlons baseball magazine, Athlons Football magazine, Lindys baseball magazine, Lindys football magazine, Sporting New Basbelal magazine, Sporting News hockey magazine, just to name a few.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I read when I'm in the bath. Does that count?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I read when I'm in the bath. Does that count?

not unless you poop in the bath.........


EDIT:I take back that statement, because I forgot that he was asking if you read in the bathroom. Therefore, yes...it counts.

And yes, women do poop. My wife stinks up the house worse than I do. And that's because they RARELY poop. Once a month, tops, I'm sure of it...

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Silly.. Female's don't poop. Its a myth.

EDIT: Except for that 2 girls/cup video. *shudders* But they weren't real females anyone would wanna fuck anyways.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I can't believe you went there.... You just flushed your morals down the crapper with the mention of the 2G/1C.... Gyaaah...bastard!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

That would likely be the one and only time my curiosity has gotten the best of me.