Diddy Sued for 1 Trillion Dollars

[JGlass]

Seriously.

If at least one of these claims is true, The Daily Beast will literally eat its shoe. Sean “P. Diddy” Combs has been sued in Los Angeles Superior Court by Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, who claims Diddy caused the 9/11 terrorist attacks, fathered a son with her—now age 23, named Cornelius—and stole a poker chip belonging to her that was worth “100 zillions of dollars.” Other defendants cited in the lawsuit are Kim Porter, Diddy’s ex-girlfriend, and Rodney King, the victim of an assault by LAPD officers in 1991. Turks is suing for $900 billion in child support and $100 billion in lost wages. The case is set to be heard January 31.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/item/p-diddy-sued-for-1-trillion/up-for-debate/

Crazy shit. I like how she claims he stole "zillions" of dollars in chips.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

fuck it, I'd show up in court just to laugh.

 

[JGlass]

This definitely seems like a case of someone wanting their 15 minutes, but she better watch out, lawyer fees can set you back quite a bit.

 

[Father Uncle Oscar]

Causing 9/11? It can't be any more obvious that this person is looking for their 15 minutes. Oh, wait, they're REALLY going to court? Well if they're going to court, it might be a couple years. Hopefully not. But seriously, how was this case even accepted by a lawyer?

 

[LSN80]

Causing 9/11 is probably true.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

 

[The Holy One]

I heard that on the radio last week. I had a good laugh that lasted the whole morning.

 

[The Dewbliners]

The thing that sticks out to me the most, is she apparently had a kid at the age of 8....

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

The thing that sticks out to me the most, is she apparently had a kid at the age of 8....

x2

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Obama?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

The thing that sticks out to me the most, is she apparently had a kid at the age of 8....

She should be able to get at-least 350 billion more for being molested.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

Obama?

Its what came to my mind one trillion dollars mwhahaha mwhaha,

 

[JGlass]

I honestly think the judge accepted this case just so he could have a good laugh. The justice and penal system is not funny... except for the fact it's called the penal system.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Your mother is a penal system.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

Your mother is a penal system.

I'm going to place a bet that you wont be able to use that one again.

 

[Slyfox696]

If this is legit, any lawyer who filed this case should be immediately disbarred, and this woman countersued for everything she doesn't own.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

If this is legit, any lawyer who filed this case should be immediately disbarred, and this woman countersued for everything she doesn't own.

Yep. For this case to even be heard encourages the idiots of the world to keep doing this kind of shit.

And I love everrrry minute of it

 

[Merwin]

Even im smarter then this women... and thats saying something!
Just kidding...

 

[D-Man]

Diddy should settle.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Diddy should settle.

I bet she'd take $5,000 believing she made off like a bandit

 

[ABMorales787]

Must be Vince Russo in disguise. "A zillion dollars"? The fuck?!

 

[The Dewbliners]

Must be Vince Russo in disguise. "A zillion dollars"? The fuck?!

Yeah, and the way I read that, is that that was one singular chip. Maybe the government should look into purchasing that casino she won it at?

 

[ABMorales787]

Must've won the chip down at Atlantis. I hear they have some rare shit down there.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

The judge processing probably got bored and saw the papers for this suit and said "I'm so bored, and need a good laugh." (looks at the papers for the legal suit) "This should be good for a laugh." My thought is, this chick will aim high and settle for probably like $10,000.00 or enough to buy an extra value meal from McDonalds.

 

[6timehitta]

Must've won the chip down at Atlantis. I hear they have some rare shit down there.

LMFAO, I can't agree with this more. This chick's 15 mins of fame are gunna cost her "zillions and zillions" of dollars in lawyer fees. Her kid is probably even saying "Mom, this is fucking stupid". Which lawyer would be dumb enough to take this. Diddy is still laughing his ass off cuz of this "lawsuit"