Did I Just Win The Best Prize Ever

[Johnny Scumm]

I think I did, yes.

Every Wednesday, a place in Camden town called Proud hosts a night they call Aquila. They hold Facebook competitions where you share said picture and can be in with a chance of winning an amount of things they'll provide on the night. I've never won before but just got a Facebook message telling me that I WON.

I've now got free access to their club nights for life and onWednesday, I get a private stable, for 40 friends and an American themed party with;

Bottles of Jagermeister
Bottles of Vodka
Classic US Red Cups
A Plasma Screen TV

Aaaaaand;

A Stripper.

Yeah, I've got a stripper for the entire night and permission for lap dances. Best part of it all was, this was the runner up prize!! This is a copy of the message I got.

Aquila Proud Camden
Well done from me! I’m handling the AQUILA at Proud Camden competitions and I’ve picked you as the runner up winner! Well done!! You’ve won a huge prize for you and friends for Wed Feb 27th, I’ll go over all of the details of it with you now.

Wed Feb 27th is our American House party, with red cups, strippers, and dancers!

So, the prize includes: A private stripper for your group! Your name on a VIP Stable (private room with pole, plasma screen), free VIP entry for yourself, a goody bag, free VIP bands for all of your friends. Plus a limited edition "AQUILA VIP For Life" festival wristband worth £25 and some bottles of Jäger and Vodka, with Anerican Red Cups to drink it all from!

Almost all of the stables have a pole in, so the stripper can dance for you and friends, give some lap dances, whatever you want! It will be a lot of fun!

Can you send me a first draft list of your friends' names soon please, you can then keep sending them until 8pm on the night.

Stable is for large groups, so please send over 40+ names, if you don’t think you can reach this let us know, I’m sure we can work something out, but 40 is the target.

You can always call the office on week days, 10-5pm with any questions too.

Well done again!
AQUILA Proud Camden team
xx
8 hours ago*·*Sent from Web

 

[The Butcher]

To say that that's pretty effing sweet would be a gross understatement. Congrats!

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I get a private stable, for 40 friends

What a waste.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

What a waste.

True, I thought that at first.

 

[nightmare]

So they promised alcohol & strippers as a runner-up prize?

You are likely going to be lured into a warehouse, drugged & all of you slaughtered for your organs. Congrats.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Nah, I've been to the place, it's clean.

Well as clean as you can get in Camden.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

they have American themed parties in England with Solo Cups?

 

[The Dragon Saga]

They do stuff like that in nightclubs over here. I won once. Bottle of champagne and thirty free bottles of Miller. I wasn't complaining, wasn't exactly excited either though.

Congrats.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Not to be a gnat but if it sounds to good to be true, be sure to ask a shit ton of questions and know who you are talking to.

In the end they want large groups to come in the door and spend money.

Do you know any past winners? If so, try to find out exactly how this works.

 

[Dave]

Congrats, man. Sign me up. I'll come.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

What are you going to call your stable? Camden-W-O?

 

[Coco]

What a waste.

I think you're number 22 on his list.

 

[justinsayne]

I've now got free access to their club nights for life and onWednesday, I get a private stable, for 40 friends and an American themed party with;

Bottles of Jagermeister
Bottles of Vodka
Classic US Red Cups
A Plasma Screen TV

the fact that red solo cups are listed as part of the prize is just fucking funny to me, them listing them as both US, & classic, just makes it that much more humorous.

a few questions

1- Who goes to a club on a Weds. night, much less with 40 friends?

2- How is it considered private if there are going to be 40 people in your stable?

3- Do you get to take the TV home? If not, it seems pretty worthless, as you'll be busy getting shitfaced with your 40 friends & stripper

4- Do you even have 40 friends?

 

[Lee]

I've read the message they have sent you and they've essentially gone "hey dude bring 39 other people so they can pay for their drinks all night".

 

[The Dragon Saga]

1- Who goes to a club on a Weds. night, much less with 40 friends?

Students. Not entirely sure about England, but Wednesday is Ireland's biggest student night, followed by Thursday and then Monday, with Tuesday being relatively dead and Friday being alright, mostly the working class who've finished for the weekend.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

You know, they never mentioned the gender and/or the sexual orientation of the stripper. Just a word of warning.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Right. I'm coming down. PM me your shit and we're gonna do this.

 

[nightmare]

Nah, I've been to the place, it's clean.

Well as clean as you can get in Camden.

Im sure plenty of people went to clubs thinking that & then one night -BAM! Remember Blade? Hostel? From Dusk Till Dawn?

Do you not see a pattern? Dead bodies should spell it out for you.

You know, they never mentioned the gender and/or the sexual orientation of the stripper. Just a word of warning.

This statement should be in bold & one of the first questions that was asked. Dont want to assume anything or you might just find out when its too late. Good surprise? She gives you head. Bad surprise? Her dick is in your face.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm disappointed. You said best prize ever. Free alcohol is cool and all, but it isn't the best thing ever. I don't even think it is top ten.

 

[Moon Knight]

I hate you.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I'm disappointed. You said best prize ever. Free alcohol is cool and all, but it isn't the best thing ever. I don't even think it is top ten.

How dare you.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Not to be a gnat but if it sounds to good to be true, be sure to ask a shit ton of questions and know who you are talking to.

In the end they want large groups to come in the door and spend money.

Do you know any past winners? If so, try to find out exactly how this works.

One of my friends has won before, I know what's happening on the night.

In the end it is just us going and spending money, but thre are the free things on top.

 

[Brilliant Human Being]

Students. Not entirely sure about England, but Wednesday is Ireland's biggest student night, followed by Thursday and then Monday, with Tuesday being relatively dead and Friday being alright, mostly the working class who've finished for the weekend.

Aye. Where I am at least, everyone finishes uni early on the Wednesday, then plays sports, then goes out. Wednesdays are huge.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Im sure plenty of people went to clubs thinking that & then one night -BAM! Remember Blade? Hostel? From Dusk Till Dawn?

Do you not see a pattern? Dead bodies should spell it out for you.






This statement should be in bold & one of the first questions that was asked. Dont want to assume anything or you might just find out when its too late. Good surprise? She gives you head. Bad surprise? Her dick is in your face.

Even worse surprise? You have to give her head.

 

[Tastycles]

My "little sister" used to work at Proud. When I was waiting to take her home outside, a man offered me some cock fun. Twice.

Sounds moderately conny to me, but I'm a cynic.