Real fireworks go off because we are on pay per view one backfires and kills some lady in the crowd we are here at DCW Night of Champions where every title is on the line. Seven championships on the line tonight lets go to our first contest which we have to have because he is on the poster.
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
CM Punk(c) vs Holy Loss
Both men lock up and Loss rakes the eyes of Punk. Punk tells the referee his eye hurts and to stop the match. While the ref is checking on Punk Loss goes into his tights and pulls out a bar of soap. Punk says he is ok to continue after running his eyes with water. Loss charges at Punk with the soap but drops it. He goes to pick it up and Punk schoolboy pins him for the three count. After the match Punk is celebrating and Loss doesn't even care that he lost the match. He just wants to hump CM Punk in the butt. (What he's been lonely in prison) He dryhumps Punk all the way up the ramp and to the back.
Up next is the Indian Curry and Slurpee Championship Match
Indian Curry and Slurpee Championship Match
Great Khali vs Great Deku Lee
Lee comes out wearing his nintendo shirt. Khali comes out next with a slurpee. The rules are simple the first person to drop his opponent into a plate of indian food wins the title and a free slurpee from 7/11. The match starts and Khali easily overpowers Lee. Lee runs at Khali and gets smacked in the skull with a big chop. Khali presses Lee over his head and teases tossing him into the indian food before throwing him over the top rope instead. Khali poses obviously taunting Lee. Lee pulls an original XBOX out from underneath the ring since they are fucking heavy and tosses it over the top rope at Khali's head. Khali topples over right into the indian food. Lee wins and is the new champion. After the match Lee celebrates wth his title and his slurpee. Will comes out next and is pointing to his fucking briefcase again. Lee nods his head no and Will looks sad. Norcal comes out next and it looks like the I betrayed my best friend championship match is ready to start.
I Betrayed My Best Friend Championship Match
Will vs NorCal
Its an epic battle from the beginning. Both men trade holds and know each others every move. They counter each other so much it looks like a game of Smackdown Here Comes the Pain. The finish comes when Will attempts the spear but misses and runs shoulder first into the ring post. Norcal then takes Will']s briefcase and breaks it over his knee and gives Will a one man conchairto with both halves of Will's briefcase. The ref disqualifes Norcal making Will the new champion but NorCal doesn't care because he is a badass. Norcal leaves the ring but before he leaves the arena he challenges Will to an NCAA 2010 match! What kind of match could this be? We'll find out next week.
A Video Montage plays showing Tenta growing up and KB and X both being interviewed and talking about how they are gonna win custody of him tonight. Its all very emotional.
Special Guest Referee Match Winner gets Custody of Tenta (Special Ref Tenta)
KB vs X
KB charges X and the match is underway. KB is laying into him with right hands and X is desperately trying to cover his face to no avail. After 20 minutes of back and forth action both men are busted open. X gets KB in a cradle and Tenta begins the count.KB rolls X's shoulders to the mat to nd Tenta counts to three. Its a double pinfall. Both men have custody of Tenta! We'll figure out how they are gonna settle custody next week.
DCW Television Championship Match (Hardcore Fatal Four Way)
Leonardo vs Donatello vs Raphael vs Michaelangelo
All four turtles weapons come into play. Leonardo beats everyones ass with his stick like the Sandman. Raphael and Leonardo cut each other like emos. and Michaelangelo whips everyone with his nunchucks. Leo pins Mike after a Four Star Turtle Splash! The turtles embrace and realize they need to be a unit for PYT's world title match later tonight just in case Team Battlez tries to get involved.
DCW Anarchy Championship Match Flaming Steel Cage Match
Sign Guy vs Ellisman
Both men enter the ring and the cage is set ablaze. Its getting really hot now so sign guy tries to escape. He starts to climb the cage but the metal is too hot and Sign Guy loses both hands. Ellisman asks for the door to be opened whil Sign Guy is screaming in pain and with no hands to stop him Ellis walks right out the door. Ellisman is the new Anarchy Champion and Sign Guy lost both hands.
Triple Threat Admins Match(Winner gets future World title shot)
Luther Hull vs Slyfox vs IC25
The action spills all over. Irish and Luther ry to take the new admin out early with a double suplex through the announce table. Then Irish and Luth go at it. Luth hits Irish with a chair because he is a heel and hits the Hull of Fame Leg Drop but Sly breaks up the fall. Sly then hits Luther with the Attitude Adjustment and locks in the sharpshooter but Luther won't tap and reaches the ropes. Sly tosses Irish out of the ring and Luth hits a low blow. He then hits the Hull of Fame Leg Drop and pins the new admin to become number one contendor.
DCW World Tag Team Championship
Team Battlez(ST and Tdigle) vs Team Alts(CCS & Deadman)
CCS and Deadman come out for their match while Luther is celebrating and he says wait you guys are banned. No soup for you or you. CCS and Deadman then get banned(fired) and are never permitted back in DCW ever again. Team Battlez wins by forfeit.
DCW World Heavyweight Championship
Christian Battlez (c) vs Pretty Young Thing
Christian is destroying PYT repeatedly slamming his head into an exposed turnbuckle. PYT is busted open. The Ninja Turtles run down to interfere but re cut off at the pass by Team Battlez. With all the chaos on the outside the ref and Battlez are both distracted and don't see Christian's gf come out. PYT hits a low blow and lets call her Wendy gets in the ring. She looks PYT dead in the eye and Kisses him!. Battlez is shocked and turns her around. Battlez is distracted long enough for PYT to whack him with a chair. Wait its NO DQ NO! Not this way 1 2 3 ! Pretty Young Thing is the new DCW champion. Luther comes outto the ramp and stares down PYT as he show ends.
