Day Off Today!!!!

[FromTheSouth]

I have to go in this weekend, so I have myself the day off. There was no College Gameday to wake up for, so I slept in and everything.

Awesome.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I am so glad I dvr'd Secret Girlfriend. His crazy ex is fucking hot.

 

[X]

Yes, yes she is FTS. I don't give a shit how crazy that chick is. The crazy ones are the best in bed anyways.

 

[CH David]

****e, I have work today lol.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Yes, yes she is FTS. I don't give a shit how crazy that chick is. The crazy ones are the best in bed anyways.

Now, there's something we can agree on!!!

Isn't it always a little hotter when an innocent girl tells you to put it in her ass though?

 

[X]

Yeah sounds fun FTS. I just ot out of work, and I have surgery in a few hours. But atleast for now I get to enjoy a bowl and November to Remember 1999.

 

[FromTheSouth]

What are you having surgery on?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Jessica (Secret Girlfriend) has a boyfriend? Terrible.

 

[X]

Nothing serious, just fucked up a tooth a bit.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Ouch.....

I thought you were having that extra foot taken off of your penis.

 

[X]

That would take the fun out of sodomy.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Leave it to me to find a way to make sodomy less fun.....

 

[Mr. TM]

I slept in too!

Problem is, I had class at 9:30 that I missed.

 

[Барбоса]

I was working today, although work for me is sitting at my computer in my room typing and reading books complete with the occasional caffeine injection.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I feel like I should be doing something.

I need to go get some cigarettes, but if I don't, I won't smoke, which is a good thing.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Isn't doing nothing actually doing something?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Maybe....but I really feel like I should do something productive.

Maybe I'll rub one out.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

That's productive...I rubbed one out today for the first time in two days.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Fill a milk jug?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Fill a milk jug?

Not even close. My friends and I were talking about doing this thing in March where you *********e one time on March 1st, two times on March 2nd, and so on. I can probably get to March 5th but that's about it.

 

[FromTheSouth]

You'd rub all the skin of my the tenth.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

You'd rub all the skin of my the tenth.

It's hard for me to do it twice in a day. Not because I can't but because I don't have the ambition. I usually do it in the morning before I go to class.

 

[FromTheSouth]

It has been 24 hours since my last cigarette now.

Awesome.