Darth Vader vs Superman

[Fuel The Fire]

Who would win?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Someone was listening to Eminems: Rain Man

Now weren't we?

 

[Theo Mays]

My beard is the only reasonable answer here.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

NO, I just always wondered who would win in a fight between these two.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Mike Ditka

 

[CobraVenom]

Use the Schwartz.

 

[Theo Mays]

Mike Ditka

The battle of Ditka's stache against my beard would be the battle of centuries. Of course it would be easier if his stache and by beard made sweet bearded children.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

The battle of Ditka's stache against my beard would be the battle of centuries. Of course it would be easier if his stache and by beard made sweet bearded children.

And with the birth of that facial hair love child, world peace shall finally begin

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I'll take the same position I always do when it comes to Superman vs. just about anyone; he could throw him (Darth) into the Sun if he felt like doing so. Not even close.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Even Batman? Doesn't Batman have a stash of kryptonite?

 

[CobraVenom]

I'll take the same position I always do when it comes to Superman vs. just about anyone; he could throw him (Darth) into the Sun if he felt like doing so. Not even close.

Haven't you ever seen Star Wars? Vader can choke the life out of Supes without even touching him.

 

[CobraVenom]

Even Batman? Doesn't Batman have a stash of kryptonite?

Yes. Yes, he does.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Batman wins then. As usual.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Oooh, Im Superman. A green rock kills me. Wahh.


You know what can kill batman? Bullets. To the fucking face. Like a real man.

 

[CobraVenom]

You know what can kill batman? Bullets. To the fucking face. Like a real man.

Can't shoot what you can't see or catch.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

How many times has Batman been shot at and not been hit though?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

How many times has Batman been shot at and not been hit though?

I know this. Im sticking up for Batman. A real man's man. Or bat. Whatevs.

Another point for Batman. A good fucking video game. Arkham Asylum shits all over anything Superman has done in the video game world. Or even anywhere else. AA takes a HUGE DUMP over supermans legacy.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Arkam Asylum is fun as shit.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

No one really likes Superman, save Shaq. Batman is better in everyway possible.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Even Batman? Doesn't Batman have a stash of kryptonite?

Thanks to Bryan Singer, Kryptonite no longer factors in with me. He picked up an entire island laced with Kryptonite, and threw it...who knows where.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Haven't you ever seen Star Wars? Vader can choke the life out of Supes without even touching him.

Superman is too fast, Vader wouldn't be able to lock it in.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Batman still wins. Just for not being Superman.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Batman still wins. Just for not being Superman.

I'm not a fan of Superman, but they designed him to where he can lose a battle, but never the war.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

nickb03. STOP POSTING REPLY WHEN REPLYING. DRIVES ME ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!! WE SEE YOU QUOTING WHICH MEANS YOU ARE REPLYING WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS?

Sorry, really don't have a problem with you. Just a pet peeve.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

nickb03. STOP POSTING REPLY WHEN REPLYING. DRIVES ME ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!! WE SEE YOU QUOTING WHICH MEANS YOU ARE REPLYING WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS?

Sorry, really don't have a problem with you. Just a pet peeve.

There ya go. Variety.