Crumple or Fold?

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Crumple or Fold?

  1. Crumple

  2. Fold

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  1. Steamboat Ricky

    Steamboat Ricky WZCW's Living Legend

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    The question is simple: when you wipe...do you crumple the TP or fold it? Which one and why?

    I personally am a folder. I like to fold because it's neater and saves TP.
     
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  2. Skullz Crack'Em

    Skullz Crack'Em Celtic Warrior

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    This is an interesting poll......

    I crumple and I have no reason, maybe being left-handed has something to do with it, idk.
     
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  3. Y 2 Jake

    Y 2 Jake Slightly Autistic

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    Neither. I have a bidet.
     
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  4. Colamania

    Colamania Finally. Colin has come back...

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    I also have a bidet, however, when I didn't have one, I crumpled. And I'm right-handed, so it's obviously not left-handedness that makes it happen.
     
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  5. Uncle Sam

    Uncle Sam Rear Naked Bloke

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    What exactly does a bidet do? Shoot water up your arse? That doesn't sound as if it'd get the whole job done, just moisten things up a bit.

    Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!
     
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  6. Colamania

    Colamania Finally. Colin has come back...

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    Yeah, it basically shoots water upwards. Actually, it works. They usually then have a drying function.
     
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  7. Y 2 Jake

    Y 2 Jake Slightly Autistic

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    I was joking when I said I used a bidet. You sick freak Cola. I fold.
     
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  8. Colamania

    Colamania Finally. Colin has come back...

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    Hey, now that's out of line. Our toilet is a closomat, which is fitted with a bidet. We need one of those because my mother has limited mobility, and spinal problems. She can't twist round very well, so we need a bidet. Are you calling her a sick freak because she needs to use a bidet?
     
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  9. Y 2 Jake

    Y 2 Jake Slightly Autistic

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    No I'm calling you a sick freak because YOU use a bidet. Have you got spinal problems? Or are you just too lazy and inept to wipe your own bottom?
     
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  10. Colamania

    Colamania Finally. Colin has come back...

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    Hmm... okay, I admit, you got me there. I'm lazy, I admit it. It's much easier to just push a button.
     
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  11. Steamboat Ricky

    Steamboat Ricky WZCW's Living Legend

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    I think it would be rather luxurious to have water sprayed in my bung hole.
     
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  12. Y 2 Jake

    Y 2 Jake Slightly Autistic

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    Push a button and squat in a short sink? And wait while water blows/washes shit off your arse. Nah mate. It's easier to wipe. How do you know if your totally clean? Do you wipe after? If you do then the point of a bidet is lost.
     
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  13. Y 2 Jake

    Y 2 Jake Slightly Autistic

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    It's called a colonic. www.colonic-association.org id you wish.
     
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  14. Colamania

    Colamania Finally. Colin has come back...

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    Actually, I don't squat in a small sink. The thingy is built into the toilet itself.
     
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  15. Y 2 Jake

    Y 2 Jake Slightly Autistic

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    So you get your balls sprayed as well? Awesome.
     
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  16. Steamboat Ricky

    Steamboat Ricky WZCW's Living Legend

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    I want my balls sprayed. Wang too???
     
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