You're imaginary girl now knows you're a fucking loser. So lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
Mr Bits. Do you mind if I call you Bacon?
Bacon, is this really necessary?
I'm going to pull back the curtain and be serious for a moment. I'm as game for a laugh as anyone. But you're a 38 year old man shit-talking an inexperienced kid and telling him to blow his brains out. And you're doing this nearly devoid of the criticism that sort of talk
should bring because Crocker just happens to be the latest in a long line of WZ community punching bag. But I'm not going to let you off the hook that easy.
Is Crocker misguided? Certainly. Like anyone his age, he thinks discovering Reddit makes him wise to all the world has to offer. He foolishly thinks that all websites and online communities should adhere to the same scope and goals as his current flavour of the week. And he probably thinks getting a little attention from a girl means he's Don Juan.
Which is all to say that he's a typical teenager. He's a moron.
Why are we so intolerant of that? I doubt we're going to bully the dumb fuck out of him. And I doubt you think that either. So why do we feel the need to grind him into dust for our amusement? Instead of kicking a young man when he's down, we should be trying to encourage a civil dialogue which might expose him to a thought or two which hadn't occurred to him before. He's not going to buy all of what we have to say. But I have no interest in teaching someone
what to think. Just
how to think.
You're better than this, Bacon.
We're better than this, WZ.
As we all ring in the New Year across the globe, I implore this community to consider that maybe, just maybe, we can come together at the prospect of taking a young boy and making him a man. We can show this young man things he's never seen before. Doesn't that sound exciting? Does it not arouse your interest?
Admit it: You're a little curious. You've thought about this just as much as I have.
As we open 2016, doesn't it sound exciting to try
something new?
Who's with me?
Why should Crocker blow his brains out when we can blow his mind?