Crocker do you watch the NFL? **Steakhouse Wrestling**

[Hyorinmaru]

Well that leaves me out.

 

[Dagger Dias]

*******Note*******

Only Cena lovers can post in this thread!

Overruled. You don't have to like Cena. Just can't act like Crocker does. Worry more about keeping him out specifically.

 

[ShinChan]

Overruled. You don't have to like Cena. Just can't act like Crocker does. Worry more about keeping him out specifically.

You didnot understand what i meant! You wanted Crocker away and he dislike John Cena thats why i said Only Cena Lovers can post so that he doesnot post!

 

[ShinChan]

it was only for Mr.Crocker

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I don't love Cena. I am entertained by him but that's as far as it goes.

 

[ShinChan]

Same here Franku

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

I didn't read very far back. Did I miss something about Crocker jacking off in a movie theater? Or was he blowing dudes in steakhouses? I'm lost at this point.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Bacon and I may be the only ones with the opportunity to enjoy it but the "Kick Ass" Paddle Steak from Ditka's is a quality meal.

When I lived in Chicago all they had was Ditka Dogs. I had no idea he has steak restaurants now.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

This is just sad. You guys are discussing steak with random people on the internet. Get something better to do.

Meanwhile I am eating out my girl and having the time of my life.

This is seriously one of the most hilariously transparent statements ever. "Excuse me gf. Let me take a break while I make a post on the internet." I'm seriously at a loss for words beyond that.

"The word you're looking for is befuddled."

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

If Reddit were a steakhouse, how many awkward bra unclasps would you give it?

[YOUTUBE]rBc_tYk289U[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Navi]

This is seriously one of the most hilariously transparent statements ever. "Excuse me gf. Let me take a break while I make a post on the internet." I'm seriously at a loss for words beyond that.

"The word you're looking for is befuddled."

The word you are actually looking for is "liar". Who would post something like that. I mean like seriously, burst out laughing everytime I read it. I guess Crocker likes tuna steaks.


Oh God I can't believe I typed that.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

I take that back.. We do have good steakhouses... Longhorn Steakhouse has great lampchops.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Gonna get a handjob and have oral sex from my girl while watching Star Wars The Force Awakens.

This is what you sound like trying to talk about sex:

[YOUTUBE]vnUv2fhFy5E[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

The word you are actually looking for is "liar". Who would post something like that. I mean like seriously, burst out laughing everytime I read it. I guess Crocker likes tuna steaks.


Oh God I can't believe I typed that.

Oh I know he's a liar. I was just quoting a TV show to see if anyone got it.

On a side note, sorry to everyone about the repeated posts. It's amazing how much one can miss in one night of an entertaining thread.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Guys, lets try and focus on the subject matter here.

 

[nightmare]

The only way to go down on a girl & read/type messages on the internet at the same time is if the lady in question is either invisible or really accepting of how terrible a lover you are.

Who wants to guess which one is correct?

For anyone keeping up, this is the part where PWF comes back yet again to promote reddit & inform us he is far too busy with his totally real sex life to come here anymore.


I swear this recent development is awkward, like Steve Carell 40 Year Old Virgin awkward, but much sadder.

 

[BaconBits]

Fellas! Let's get back to the task at hand! What are yous guys eating for dinner in NYE? We gotta rank that as wrestlers too. For instance, I'm going to great little Italian spot with some family. I'd compare it to the League of Nations.

 

[The Butcher]

Ham, greens, potato salad, and finger food tonight, black-eyed peas tomorrow for the New Year's Supercard.

 

[Crocker]

My god me and bae had the time of our lives last night in the theater. We had nice, juicy, delicious oral sex in a movie theater. It doesn't get any better than that. No parents, no annoying ignorant people. Definitely one of the best nights of my life. Spending time with my girl while you guys are discussing steak on New Years. Think about that for a second. You guys are talking to strangers on the internet instead of getting laid.

This is me and bae laughing at you
https://www.instagram.com/p/_sG4qiEPFA/

 

[Crocker]

For all you guys calling me a liar I could care less what you guys think. I'm definitely not taking the time out of my hands to post a useless picture. If you want confirmation then message me on Instagram that is literally all you need to do. I don't feel the compulsive need to prove something to a clique of neckbeards anyways. All I want to do is rub it in your face spidey that you're still a Virgin at 26 while I just lost mine at 16. Now have fun discussing steak like the boring and sad fucks you are.

 

[Crocker]

And spidey is here again. Do you have anything better to do than go on wrestle zone forums all day? Because that seems like all you fucking do

 

[BestSportsEntertainer]

Hey KB, can't we just ban Crocker and get on with it? I don't really see a reason for all this to continue.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Nah

 

[Crocker]

BSE Why do you want to fit in with neck beards like spidey so badly?

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Struck a nerve I have. Bet you thought of me every second you had the "nice, delicious, juicy oral sex", which if you had your dick sucked, you would have found better adjectives than nice and delicious. We know you're full of shit.

And you showed us that pic already. I used to think you were good at trolling. But you're quite inadequate. And boringly repetitive.