Cranky Vince

[Wally Dangerously]

I started following this twitter account recently and I've been laughing my ass off ever since.


https://twitter.com/CrankyVince


It's a Vince McMahon parody account and if you haven't been exposed to it, here are a few of the most recent tweets:

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Cranky Vince ‏@CrankyVince Mar 6
IT MAKES ME PROUD TO SAY @WWE IS TRULY THE FIRST ENTERTAINMENT BRAND TO FEATURE AN AUTISTIC SUPERSTAR IN @EmmaWWE. FUCK YOU. cc @MakeAWish


Cranky Vince ‏@CrankyVince Mar 6
ROLLIN BY LIMP BIZKIT® ON THE COMPACT DISC PLAYER, BONING A BIG GIRL FROM H.R., WATCHING STEPH'S @WWENETWORK TESTIMONIAL, I AM GOD. FUCK YOU


Cranky Vince ‏@CrankyVince Mar 4
IN GORILLA, PUTTING DOWN A SHIT TON OF MONEY THAT RENEE YOUNG IS PREGNANT - AND IT AIN'T MINE, PAL. I LOVE BABY SHOWERS. FUCK YOU.


Cranky Vince ‏@CrankyVince Mar 4
IN GORILLA PRODUCING #MAINEVENT LIVE ON THE @WWENETWORK, EXPLAINING TO KIDMAN HOW I PREFERRED THE CAPTAIN TO TENNILLE DURING OUR THREESOMES.


Cranky Vince ‏@CrankyVince Mar 3
FUCK YOU NEWSBOY, @DAVEMELTZERWON. PEEING WITH THIS ENORMOUS HARD-ON IS MORE ACCURATE THAN YOU, PAL.


Cranky Vince ‏@CrankyVince Mar 3
THAT'S NOT MY FINGER, IT'S MY COCK AND BALLS CONTORTED INTO A MASSIVE, SWELLING UPSIDE DOWN MIDDLE FINGER. FUCK YOU AND FUCK @CMPUNK.

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Check out @CrankyVince for some laughs

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I was exposed to it some years ago now. And I don't even have Twitter.

 

[Remix]

Yeah, pretty much everyone here's heard of Cranky Vince. The consensus of ex-creative guys is that it is/was run by an ex-creative member.

 

[#tamale]

Meh.

 

[nightmare]

Old hat.

 

[M]

WWECreative ish is way better

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

TNACreative for me.