Confession Time

[ZeroVX]

You know that one comment I made about taking a job where I have ads on my blog where I write reviews of Power Rangers episodes?

That wasn't a joke. I'm seriously doing that.

 

[Super Hans]

Good career choice.

 

[MWats]

Once, I let a dog lick peanut butter off of my C=3's.

No, seriously.

 

[TSG]

I have an extremely large penis.

 

[Dave]

I have an extremely large penis.

You also have an extremely naive mind, an extremely big delusion of grandeur and as expected... A small penis.

 

[TSG]

STOP YELLING AT ME!

 

[MWats]

STOP YELLING AT ME!

Comedy. How would that work?

 

[Coco]

I'm pretty happy that I don't have a circus freak cock like certain porn stars. The trouble caused by the internal damage I imagine I'd do to people isn't worth it.

Now if only I had an adequate penis.

 

[ZeroVX]

Comedy. How would that work?

FUCKIN-

...nah, nevermind. Too easy.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I have an extremely large penis.

You're telling this to a forum filled with guys that watch other guys fake fight each other in spandex. Any other confessions?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Once, I let a dog lick peanut butter off of my C=3's.

No, seriously.

Hasn't everybody??

I once dug up the corpse of a cat that I buried after it got hit by a car...just so I could see the worms... But I didn't rub peanut butter on it. That'd just be silly...

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Telling a forum that consists of about 99.8% males that you have a large penis is like walking into the "Million Man March" wearing a white sheet on your head yelling "The south will rise again!" I shouldn't need to explain this one... Someone should, however, kick your ass.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

[quote="The Living Legend" Johnny Gunnz;2131521]Telling a forum that consists of about 99.8% males that you have a large penis is like walking into the "Million Man March" wearing a white sheet on your head yelling "The south will rise again!" I shouldn't need to explain this one... Someone should, however, kick your ass.[/quote]
I think I covered that already, but thanks for the

 

[Viola Moonlight]

He did it to earn a spot in my blank signature area. I was going to put you in that area BC, but something much more quotable came up.

Oh, and I'm not a woman. Confessions done.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

So you're both in each others sigs? Sweet.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Nothing wrong with Sig-mance, BC. I just hope he feels the same way about it. Considering he is "confused," it's looking positive for me.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Hey live the life style you choose, I had a sig-mance with CH David for a minute, then I quit laughing everytime I looked at it so it's gone... Mine's gone from his too.

It was an easy break up.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Only a matter of minutes? Must have been one of those One Night Quotes. Good thing you didn't exit it with the log-out of shame.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Clever Falkon, clever.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I feel quite dirty posting that, actually.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Well Gunnz could clean you up. Or maybe that would just make the situation worse.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Depends who you ask and what you mean by "clean me up." If it's posting wise, it'd be intense. By the end of the day, one of us will be doing the dishes.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Atta bo... gir... way.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Oh please, don't flatter me. I'm more susceptible that way.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I think I've done my job for the night, time to retire to my quarters.