Condiments

[Y 2 Jake]

Anyone else find they buy more condiments than actual food when they go shopping?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I like ketchup. Pretty much it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I did my weekly food shop today, and I pretty much just bought a nice range of sauces and a bit of bread. Over £100 on shit that I can't really eat.

 

[HBK-aholic]

...Where do you shop?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Tesco.

 

[THE Madcap]

the only condiments I buy are low fat mayo and pepper. A bottle of reggae reggae sauce every now and then maybe too

 

[Mr. TM]

Ketchup is bought a lot around here. Maybe some sour cream?

 

[Miko]

I quite like that reggae reggae sauce, I usually buy Mustard, seriously I go through that stuff so fast its. . . . . . . . really fast

 

[Mr. TM]

lets just hope it doesnt go through you that fast.

 

[Miko]

like a hot knife through butter

 

[Mr. TM]

better than a hot knife through your colon. I have some remedies to stop that.

 

[Miko]

What the mustard going through me or me being stabbed in the colon? Because the latter doesnt happen often.

 

[Mr. TM]

the mustard. Unless you swallow the spreading knife too. That may be the problem. Try Dijon mustard?

 

[Miko]

Well sometimes I get a little carried away when spreading the mustard and eat some on the spot, Ive lost more than one knife that way.

Dijon you say? I'll give it a try and if it hurts less on the way out than on the way in I'll let ya know.

 

[Mr. TM]

Well if you get some good stuff, it might seal up some of those internal wounds.

 

[Miko]

mustard can do that? I'll definatly be getting some of it then

It'd be nice to not scream everytime I take a crap