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For some reason, while watching Raw tonight, I was half expecting Ryback to just let Cena get beat up a little before jumping in to help him. But I guess expecting slightly subtle character development leading into a complex storyline was a little bit too much to ask in the WWE.
What is with the constant pushing of black-and-white storylines in wrestling? It's not only the WWE that does this. In wrestling-world, you're either an arrogant douche bag, a complete evil psychopath, a constant underdog, or superman.
I always lose my shit when someone drops a worked-shoot, dropping all kinds of logic and legitimate arguments as to why their opponent is wrong, or whatever, but then later on, they get a complete change in character. CM Punk is a good example of this. A lot of very legitimate complaints about the company and some of the people in it, and a very few short months later, he was self-absorbed to the point of clinical insanity, and just... why? Why do all heels need to be completely evil? Why can't characters just kind of keep their character, and have story-driven goals, and have reasons for doing things other than, "oh, he changed his mind, and now he hates all the good guys".
It's just all starting to seem a little juvenile to me. Ryback is more upset with Cena for not being around to protect him (I guess he's not capable of doing it himself) than he is at The Shield who cost him more title shots than I can count, and made him completely irrelevant. This whole feud is making Ryback look like a complete bitch, and it's not the first time this has happened.
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What is with the constant pushing of black-and-white storylines in wrestling? It's not only the WWE that does this. In wrestling-world, you're either an arrogant douche bag, a complete evil psychopath, a constant underdog, or superman.
I always lose my shit when someone drops a worked-shoot, dropping all kinds of logic and legitimate arguments as to why their opponent is wrong, or whatever, but then later on, they get a complete change in character. CM Punk is a good example of this. A lot of very legitimate complaints about the company and some of the people in it, and a very few short months later, he was self-absorbed to the point of clinical insanity, and just... why? Why do all heels need to be completely evil? Why can't characters just kind of keep their character, and have story-driven goals, and have reasons for doing things other than, "oh, he changed his mind, and now he hates all the good guys".
It's just all starting to seem a little juvenile to me. Ryback is more upset with Cena for not being around to protect him (I guess he's not capable of doing it himself) than he is at The Shield who cost him more title shots than I can count, and made him completely irrelevant. This whole feud is making Ryback look like a complete bitch, and it's not the first time this has happened.
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