Entry 1 -- An Eye For An Eye No Particular Reason
I wasn't able to make my way up to Montreal in September 2009 to see Breaking Point. Nor do I imagine I would have. It should be no surprise to anyone that WWE only tried Breaking Point once. A submission theme PPV just doesn't sound very appealing. But I've made a friend in the time since then who did attend Breaking Point. Ever since that night, he'd had a glass eye because a stray glow-stick thrown into the audience by Shawn Michaels struck him in his left eye. The damage was serious -- complete blindness. That's right -- My friend claims to be monocular because of Shawn Michaels. Many a night, we've talked about the emotional damage this has caused him. Over time, this has caused me some emotion damage of my own. Specifically, I've developed a recurring nightmare where Shawn Michaels steals my eye, which is strangely similar to my recurring dream where Shawn Michaels steals my penis (information coming in a future entry). Experiencing one of these nightmares last night was my inspiration to this thread, which will hopefully be the best catharsis I can achieve short of an attempt on HBK's life (which I'm too much of a coward to try).
Entry number two forthcoming.