Coco's Journal of Sexual Escapades w/Becca

[Coco]

Yes, the Becca. KB's Becca. Will's Becca. That Becca. No, we haven't begun our tawdry affair yet. But make no mistake, it will happen. If KB and Will are man enough for her and a jort wearing Wolfpac fanatic beaner like Killjoy is next in line, there's no doubt that I'm more than qualified to hit that. And as is tradition with Becca, the details of my hitting that will be public record. Here. In this thread.

Anyhow, no need to wait until the fun actually starts to start the fun. You may commence giving one another celebratory high-fives in the name of my future conquests. Go on. Have at it.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I am so excited to congratulate you on hitting that shit that I just fucked my girl in the shower and made believe I was you.

 

[Coco]

I'm guessing you made it really satisfying by pretending I don't cry afterwards. Correct?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

What about Wicked Valentine?

 

[Coco]

She's never on anymore. LilacFray is the new girl I need to stop myself from "reaching out to." But that's nothing to do with Becca.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I'm guessing you made it really satisfying by pretending I don't cry afterwards. Correct?

Aw hell no, I went full Coco and wept like a baby afterwards, right after I put on Guns n' Roses "Estranged".

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

You stay away from LilacFray. She PM'd me a happy birthday a while ago, things like that don't just.... go away. Sorry I'm breakin' down here.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Commiserations in advance for the lusty affair she's going to have with GD.

 

[Coco]

I won't be shocked. If KB, Will, and Killjoy are good enough for her, so is GD.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

This thread is so hot you are all going to get banned for posting porn.

 

[Coco]

Oh God. I've begun getting wildly angry in advance about her stepping out with GD. That ****.

 

[The_Misson]

 

[Барбоса]

This thread is so hot you are all going to get banned for posting porn.

It won't be porn; it'll be tastefully done

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I am so excited to congratulate you on hitting that shit that I just fucked my girl in the shower and made believe I was you.

Funny, I was just pretending that I was the lady getting nailed by Coco. Of course in my case it was completely coincidental as this is the first time I have read this thread.

 

[JGlass]

I have chills. I smell wedding bells in your future after you knock her up and her father holds an antique, 17th century ceremonial sword to your throat (he is British you know) demanding you make an honest women out of her.

 

[Uncle Sam]

British, yes, but also from Leeds. He'll more likely request a certain amount of cattle in exchange for his daughter. The key, Coco, is to offer enough to not appear insulting but not so much that you abandon all humility. Northerners!

 

[ABMorales787]

How'd I end up in this mess?

 

[Miko]

she seems to have a thing for people across the pond, us Brits are still waiting for our turn

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

What you on about Miko all us brits have had a go at her, didn't my pigeon deliver you the messege?

 

[Miko]

No it didnt, I think I ate it, the pigeon that is.

I was told to keep quiet about the Brit thing, guess I can stop being so tactfull now

 

[Taker Sucks]

This is Deadman approved

 

[gd]

Don't worry Coco, I'm too good for her.

 

[¡Roján!]

Trick is, call her fat and lower her self-esteem.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

When your affair begins, I'm gonna fap so hard to the details you post.

 

[Taker Sucks]

I had sexual intercourse with Tdiggs