CMLL's Averno Signs With WWE

[Coco]

"Who the heck is that?" Some guy Mistico apparently works really well with who's being brought in to make sure Sin Cara starts looking more impressive.

They really want their new Mysterio.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Just put Christian under a mask. Competent worker, decent talker, slim physique like a young Mexican, mid carder for life.

 

[Coco]

And it would keep us from seeing his ugly fuckin' mug.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Can he do flippies?

 

[Daniel]

He'll be an unmasked heel apparently. http://www.thecubsfan.com/cmll/?p=11521

I'm looking forward to seeing how they approach this.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

And it would keep us from seeing his ugly fuckin' mug.

I think he's kinda handsome, personally.

 

[Coco]

Closet homosexual Vince McMahon doesn't.

 

[ABMorales787]

Porque Averno? Porque?

 

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He does way more than flips anyhow unlike Cara.

 

[El Rev sXe]

Just put Christian under a mask. Competent worker, decent talker, slim physique like a young Mexican, mid carder for life.

Shitty image, I know

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Absolutely NOT Rev, that is hilarious again.

Wouldn't it be ironic if Averno ended up going over, oh wait, they would just start not selling his merchandise.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I'm assuming that they're going to build this up for SummerSlam? L.A. having a large latino community and such.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Makes perfect sense; Averno - more comparable to Randy Orton than, say, El Canek - will teach him how to work the WWE style exquisitely.

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

So, when are they gonna pick up someone who speaks English?

 

[Coco]

Go flick your bean while listening to a Wade Barrett and leave this to the men, darling.

 

[Uncle Sam]

In 3 months time, the roster will be entirely Mexicans brought in to make Sin Cara look good.

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

Go flick your bean while listening to a Wade Barrett and leave this to the men, darling.

So, no time soon it seems.

 

[X]

99.99% of their roster speaks English Eboney. It's not a big deal to have one or two people who only speak Spanish. Go find something else to complain about.