Campaigning Thread

[klunderbunker]

I'll offer you a double quilted electric blanket.

 

[The Butcher]

Fellow WrestleZonians,

You know what I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving? You. Your support has overwhelmed me.

Fun fact: without butchers you'd have to kill your own turkey. Ever think about that? Kill it, cut its head off, pluck its feathers, clean the bloody mess up afterwards. It's neither easy nor pleasant. How 'bout you give your vote to me, The Butcher, as an expression of thanks to all of the fellas down at the slaughterhouse? You don't want to kill turkeys, and you definitely don't want to vote for them. Vote Butcher, and you'll be thankful that you did!

T. Butcher

 

[INDYjon22]

I'll offer you a double quilted electric blanket.

Deal. At least until someone comes along and offers something better, though I can't imagine anyone doing so.

 

[The Butcher]

Deal. At least until someone comes along and offers something better, though I can't imagine anyone doing so.

Might I interest you in a triple quilted electric blanket?

 

[smizzy]

Might I interest you in a triple quilted electric blanket?

Ahh, a fair proposal, but does yours have the Indiana University and Pacers logos on it?

Your blanket will be arriving in three business days, Jon.

 

[The Butcher]

Ahh, a fair proposal, but does yours have the Indiana University and Pacers logos on it?

Your blanket will be arriving in three business days, Jon.

It, uh, takes mine longer to arrive because each one is woven by Larry Bird and Reggie Miller is the deliveryman. Yeah, that's it.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I'm the leader of said Posse.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I'm the leader of said Posse.

HEATHEN!

 

[Dave]

I can still pull off an amazing upset against the favourite in this thing.

Vote Dave!

 

[Mustang Sally]

Oh, yeah?

How about hand-to-hand combat between us to settle this, Senor Dave?

Check my signature to get the gist of it.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

Careful Dave - she'll channel her inner-Drew...

 

[Dave]

Yeah, exactly. Against Sally in a fast fight, I'd be more hopeless than Drew's WWE career.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Yeah, exactly. Against Sally in a fast fight, I'd be more hopeless than Drew's WWE career.

We got up a tackle football game on Thanksgiving.....me & a bunch of the guys.

They all quit, claiming I was too rough.

Happens all the time.

 

[The Butcher]

We got up a tackle football game on Thanksgiving.....me & a bunch of the guys.

They all quit, claiming I was too rough.

Happens all the time.

On the gridiron they call her "Icebox."

 

[Dirk]

On the gridiron they call her "Icebox."

This is the campaigning thread, right?

Where's your Nixon-isms?

 

[Dave]

I think my sig says it all...

 

[nightmare]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING!!?!!

 

[GI Cake]

This is the campaigning thread, right?

Where's your Nixon-isms?

Don't call anyone Nixon, Dagger doesn't like it when you call someone Nixon.

 

[smizzy]

I recently took a heartbreaking loss, albeit to a noble, noble man.

I've been eliminated and had my heart ripped out of my chest. But I still have plans for this tournament even without a chance to win myself. However, if this individual is to win, not only will it be a win for him, it will be a win for me, you, and everyone on this site. I am placing my allegiance with a man of the people. A stallion. A Spartan. A hero. A... A...

A BUTCHER!

 

[klunderbunker]

Unless you're for sale that is.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

The Million Repper Man: "Rep-me, rep-me, rep-me, rep-me!"

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[klunderbunker]

Best heel ever for me so I'll take that.

 

[Dave]

I'm now almost completely sure that KB is bribing folks so that he can win the tournament and, in doing so, undermine it.

But I'm okay with that.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

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Dark Horse Spidey, asking everyone to UNITE!!!