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Discussion in 'Posters Singles Tournament (2014)' started by klunderbunker, Nov 17, 2014.

  1. klunderbunker

    klunderbunker Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House

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    I'll offer you a double quilted electric blanket.
     
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  2. The Butcher

    The Butcher 📶

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    Fellow WrestleZonians,

    You know what I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving? You. Your support has overwhelmed me.

    Fun fact: without butchers you'd have to kill your own turkey. Ever think about that? Kill it, cut its head off, pluck its feathers, clean the bloody mess up afterwards. It's neither easy nor pleasant. How 'bout you give your vote to me, The Butcher, as an expression of thanks to all of the fellas down at the slaughterhouse? You don't want to kill turkeys, and you definitely don't want to vote for them. Vote Butcher, and you'll be thankful that you did!

    T. Butcher
     
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  3. INDYjon22

    INDYjon22 Nome is where your heart is

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    Deal. At least until someone comes along and offers something better, though I can't imagine anyone doing so.
     
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  4. The Butcher

    The Butcher 📶

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    Might I interest you in a triple quilted electric blanket?
     
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  5. smizzy

    smizzy Doubt it, bud.

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    Ahh, a fair proposal, but does yours have the Indiana University and Pacers logos on it?

    Your blanket will be arriving in three business days, Jon.
     
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  6. The Butcher

    The Butcher 📶

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    It, uh, takes mine longer to arrive because each one is woven by Larry Bird and Reggie Miller is the deliveryman. Yeah, that's it.
     
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  7. Spidercanrana

    Spidercanrana Should've Reinstated The Fox
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  8. Skairipa Matrix

    Skairipa Matrix 3 Time Elite Openweight Champion
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    I'm the leader of said Posse.
     
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  9. Spidercanrana

    Spidercanrana Should've Reinstated The Fox
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    HEATHEN!
     
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  10. Dave

    Dave Administrator
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    I can still pull off an amazing upset against the favourite in this thing.

    Vote Dave!
     
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  11. Mustang Sally

    Mustang Sally Sells seashells by the seashore

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    Oh, yeah?

    How about hand-to-hand combat between us to settle this, Senor Dave?

    Check my signature to get the gist of it.
     
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  12. FitFinlay4Life

    FitFinlay4Life What's the craic?

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    Careful Dave - she'll channel her inner-Drew...
    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Dave

    Dave Administrator
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    Yeah, exactly. Against Sally in a fast fight, I'd be more hopeless than Drew's WWE career.
     
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  14. Mustang Sally

    Mustang Sally Sells seashells by the seashore

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    We got up a tackle football game on Thanksgiving.....me & a bunch of the guys.

    They all quit, claiming I was too rough.

    Happens all the time.
     
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  15. The Butcher

    The Butcher 📶

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    On the gridiron they call her "Icebox."

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Dirk

    Dirk Ayatollah of Coca-Cola

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    This is the campaigning thread, right?

    Where's your Nixon-isms?
     
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  17. Dave

    Dave Administrator
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    I think my sig says it all...
     
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  18. nightmare

    nightmare ...7, 8, Better stay up late...

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    WHY ARE YOU YELLING!!?!!
     
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  19. GI Cake

    GI Cake Thank God For Sodamy.

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    Don't call anyone Nixon, Dagger doesn't like it when you call someone Nixon.
     
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  20. smizzy

    smizzy Doubt it, bud.

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    I recently took a heartbreaking loss, albeit to a noble, noble man.

    I've been eliminated and had my heart ripped out of my chest. But I still have plans for this tournament even without a chance to win myself. However, if this individual is to win, not only will it be a win for him, it will be a win for me, you, and everyone on this site. I am placing my allegiance with a man of the people. A stallion. A Spartan. A hero. A... A...

    A BUTCHER!
     
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  21. klunderbunker

    klunderbunker Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House

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    Unless you're for sale that is.
     
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  22. FitFinlay4Life

    FitFinlay4Life What's the craic?

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    The Million Repper Man: "Rep-me, rep-me, rep-me, rep-me!"

    [YOUTUBE]8cDWPvhiPWg[/YOUTUBE]​
     
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  23. klunderbunker

    klunderbunker Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House

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    Best heel ever for me so I'll take that.
     
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  24. Dave

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    I'm now almost completely sure that KB is bribing folks so that he can win the tournament and, in doing so, undermine it.

    But I'm okay with that.
     
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  25. Spidercanrana

    Spidercanrana Should've Reinstated The Fox
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    [YOUTUBE]Ug8KiS0W85Y[/YOUTUBE]

    Dark Horse Spidey, asking everyone to UNITE!!!
     
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