Campaigning Thread

Discussion in 'Posters Singles Tournament (2014)' started by klunderbunker, Nov 17, 2014.

  1. Spidercanrana

    Spidercanrana Should've Reinstated The Fox
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    I have it on good authority that Pancake is in fact Dane Cook.


    Your move, Pancake. Vote Spidey.
     
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  2. smizzy

    smizzy Doubt it, bud.

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    Made from his VICTIMS!!


    I've got nothing else unfortunately. Accusing someone of being a slasher at large is my last resort.

    HE IS THOUGH I SWEAR!
     
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  3. nightmare

    nightmare ...7, 8, Better stay up late...

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    People bacon is still bacon.


    Besides, Mr. Finger Pointer, if movies have taught me one thing its that there is always someone trying to throw you off the trail. So how do we know that you are not the slasher? Sure have not seen Coco around lately & both Armbar as well as DirtyJose sure are missing again all of the sudden....



    Fair people of WZ- clearly Smizzy is to blame for these disappearances & he must be brought to justice. The only way to ensure he is held accountable for his crimes is to vote for The Butcher. It's the right thing to do.
     
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  4. smizzy

    smizzy Doubt it, bud.

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    So the tables have turned, eh?

    This wasn't supposed to happen! I-I-I can explain everything - just wait there. I'll be bac-....

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. GI Cake

    GI Cake Thank God For Sodamy.

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    Spidey is the lead singer for Nickleback. /thread
     
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  6. Spidercanrana

    Spidercanrana Should've Reinstated The Fox
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    This is untrue. I'm only bass :(
     
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  7. GI Cake

    GI Cake Thank God For Sodamy.

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    Nickleback knows the names of instruments?
     
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  8. Spidercanrana

    Spidercanrana Should've Reinstated The Fox
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    No plz stop. You've ruined my career like you've ruined stand-up comedy.
     
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  9. klunderbunker

    klunderbunker Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House

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    I've been to a Nickelback concert. It was a blast.
     
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  10. FitFinlay4Life

    FitFinlay4Life What's the craic?

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    Ditto - RDS, Dublin, 2008. Great night's craic!
     
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  11. GI Cake

    GI Cake Thank God For Sodamy.

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    Fact: There's 10 letters in the word, Nickleback.

    Also fact: There's 10 letters in Spider Meng.

    Coincidence?
     
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  12. Spidercanrana

    Spidercanrana Should've Reinstated The Fox
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    Pancake stole jokes told back in 2008.

    Dane Cook also stole jokes told back in 2008.

    I'm not saying the two are the same people, but I am pretty sure they have seen one another naked. A vote for Spidey is a vote not for Dane Cook, regardless.
     
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  13. GI Cake

    GI Cake Thank God For Sodamy.

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    If I beat Spidey, I'll change my name to whatever my constituents want.

    The ball is in your court now, Spidey.
     
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  14. Spidercanrana

    Spidercanrana Should've Reinstated The Fox
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    Goddammit.



    If I win against Pancake, I will make a sig that contains all the names that voted for me

    AND

    whoever posts last in that thread in support for me gets to decide what my name will be. I can change my name sooner than Pancake, btw.


    This is a match for the ages, folks.
     
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  15. GI Cake

    GI Cake Thank God For Sodamy.

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    The gloves are coming off now, motherfucker.

    If I beat Spidey, not only will you decide my username, but my signature, avatar, title. Etc.

    Yes I need the validation this forum can provide.
     
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  16. Spidercanrana

    Spidercanrana Should've Reinstated The Fox
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    PAY ATTENTION TO ME NOT HIM!
     
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  17. smizzy

    smizzy Doubt it, bud.

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    I really just am staying focused on your delicious sig tbh.
     
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  18. The Butcher

    The Butcher 📶

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    He should change his sig to a pic of Buff Bagwell just to mess with you.
     
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  19. Rusty

    Rusty Is hanging up the boots

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    Also, whoever votes for the Butcher gets a night of fisting with WBL's mum. And if you vote against him, you get fisted by me.
     
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  20. M

    M ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

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    Vote Butcher. Quality meats and quality posts.
    He's actually come up with a way to make editing posts hilarious and his sig is always suspiciously up to date. Those are definitely marks of a true forum hero.
     
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  21. The Butcher

    The Butcher 📶

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    Fellow WrestleZonians,

    I reached out for your votes and you have responded overwhelmingly. Your support embiggens my spirit. Now, as tournament dwindles, I have a challenge for you:

    When you vote, I want you to not only consider what the candidate has done, but what he or she will do. Don't get me wrong. I'm only saying that WrestleZone's future is as valuable as its past. When you vote for me, The Butcher, you're voting for the future. Don't believe me? Just ask these Australians, who actually live in the future by virtue of their time zone:

    Oh, Rusty... Thanks fellas. Tell future me I said, "Looking good, handsome."

    T. Butcher
     
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  22. The Butcher

    The Butcher 📶

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    "the tournament"
     
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  23. INDYjon22

    INDYjon22 Nome is where your heart is

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    Retirement befits me. My support as always stands behind jmt and tDigs. Though I don't know how either are doing.
     
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  24. Papa Pillman

    Papa Pillman I've got more Ho's than Jim Duggan

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    JMT abstained from competition, while tDigs went the way of Julius Caesar- he met his fate to a Dagger.
     
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  25. INDYjon22

    INDYjon22 Nome is where your heart is

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    This is most unfortunate news. I suppose the remaining participants can sway my vote with under the table money exchanges and fine cheeses. The best of luck to all.
     
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