Campaigning Thread

[klunderbunker]

Use this thread if you want to campaign for people etc.

 

[Torgo]

Team Torgo's fight song: this oughta reel in the voters.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4t7zOs5oFJ8

 

[Jane]

A little disappointed to see my underwhelming seed in this here tourney but I'll get past it. Shouldn't be much competition until the fifth round against Miko.

I urge all of you to make this a clean tournament, that all voters use their brain and not their heart and hope all my fellow competitors will keep the trash-talking to a minimum. Sure, I've got a tough first round matchup against a man with a dark posting history of racist slurs and suspicious dealings who hasn't visited the forum in four years, but I will not bring these points up in my arguments. I'm not going to draw attention to the fact that I have extremely high rep and am willing to give that elusive green to anybody who shows me support, while Tenta will completely ignore you. I will not bring up the fact that any of my fellow competitors who vote for me will recieve a vote in return. Those are not points that I feel the need to push, as true as they are.

In closing, Vote Jane as your 2014 Wrestlezone posting champion, not because I ask you to but because you know it is the right thing to do. Good luck to everybody. Except Tenta.

 

[ABMorales787]

Vote me. I make the fancy GIF's.

And I'm World Champ in fake, fake wrestling. Double the fake!

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Vote me. I make the fancy GIF's.

And I'm World Champ in fake, fake wrestling. Double the fake!

And my underling, so you know vote for me.

 

[ABMorales787]

And my underling, so you know vote for me.

 

[klunderbunker]

Don't you have a book cover to be making?

 

[Rusty]

Whoever votes for me will receive blowjobs (on demand, mind you), and a fuckload of rep.

As well as strippers and cocaine.

 

[GI Cake]

Remember everyone, HateHabsForever loves monkey riding dogs. He thinks they're funny as shit. That obviously means he's a stand up guy who doesn't afraid of anything.

Vote for Habs, vote for America.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My rep's worth more than everyone else's.

 

[smizzy]

Introducing your 2014 WrestleZone Posters Tournament champion.. Uncle Sam!!

 

[Torgo]

Remember...a vote for Torgo is a vote for the people and adorable puppies riding a unicorn.

 

[Papa Pillman]

Let's get the chant started now guys:

Papa's Gonna Kiiillllll Joe... Papa's Gonna Kiiillllll Joe... Papa's Gonna Kiiillllll Joe... Papa's Gonna Kiiillllll Joe... Papa's Gonna Kiiillllll Joe... Papa's Gonna Kiiillllll Joe...



But you're still my boy JGKY.




JOE!!!!

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

May the better man win

 

[Papa Pillman]

May the better man win

But that's exactly what I don't want to happen.

 

[Dirk]

I'm on borrowed time in this comp anyway, so vote for whoever.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Pick me! Pick me! Oo ooo PICK ME!


There, that's enough campaigning for today I reckon.

 

[The Butcher]

Fellow WrestleZonians,

I'd like to address the issue of comparisons to George Steele's Barber. Back when I was known as "Dr." and was still very new here, being compared to a well-respected senior poster was a compliment. I've forged my own path, however, and, in many ways, have surpassed GSB. He's Cap Rooney. I'm Willy Beaman. Nate is the Lawrence Taylor character. To be honest, it is a label that I hope to shake during my next term as WrestleZone Rookie of the Year. I respect GSB. I mean that. But I find our differences far outweigh our similarities, and I have displayed a greater degree of versatility. His reputation is well-earned, but so is mine.

T. Butcher​

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Mine was better.

 

[The Butcher]

Fellow WrestleZonians,

I'm here again, this time to remind you that PeeGee is a wiener.

T. Butcher

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Fellow WrestleZonians,

I'm here again, this time to remind you that PeeGee is a winner.

T. Butcher

I fix sentences too.


More points for PaperGhost.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Haha he said wiener.

 

[Bernkastel]

I guess I can post my resume...

- 8 years on the forum
- Former WWE section mod
- Former G Mod
- Former 2 time WZCW creative member
- Ran two tournaments, one of which spawned 3 spin offs
- Guested 3 podcasts. Or was it 4? Can't remember.

Not too shabby.

 

[The Butcher]

Mr. Ghost, the use of quote manipulation in this campaign only confirms your wienerosity.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I guess I can post my resume...

- 8 years on the forum
- Former WWE section mod
- Former G Mod
- Former 2 time WZCW creative member
- Ran two tournaments, one of which spawned 3 spin offs
- Guested 3 podcasts. Or was it 4? Can't remember.

Not too shabby.

You forgot try hard. No one vote for Ech, he is a try hard.