Bus Girl

[Y 2 Jake]

How should I start a conversation with the girl who get's on my bus, but who sits way in front of me, and doesn't get off at the same stop?

 

[Tim]

Sit next to her when you get on, then say "Hi, how are you," and it goes on from there.

 

[Lee]

ask her at the bus stop if she has a light...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I get on first. So I can't talk to her at the stop, and me moving to sit by her is a rapist tactic.

 

[Lee]

erm sit a bit closer, hoping she'll sit there.

I do not know...I'm shit with girls

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm fine if I have a reason to speak to them. But I don't with this one.

 

[Tim]

Just sit where she normally sits, than she might sit next to you. If not, you have no chance.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

She sits where there's a space. If I move forward she'll sit behind me, I then won't be able to admire her ears.

 

[Lee]

you could use your WZ powers and get us all to the bus taking up all the space apart from one next to you...then she'll be forced to sit there.

That or a kidnapping.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I thought I was going to have my moment last week when the bus was almost full. But she chose to sit by the pretty girl in front who had nice perfum. Instead of me who's got a shaved head and tattoos.

 

[Lee]

Patience, wait you must!

 

[Downward Spiral]

She'll disappear from your life soon enough. That's why you make every attempt possible to get: her full name, address, workplace, parents' names and her list of fears, to ensure that you can keep tabs on her at all times.

 

[Lee]

you could try facebook

 

[Papa Shango]

Roll a water bottle under her seat. That gives you a reason to go over there. Then when you bend down to pick it up, mention how nice her boobs look from that angle, and offer them a drink of water. Instant ice breaker.

 

[Richard]

Even though you don't know her you could pretend to recognise her from somewhere e.g

Jake: Hey, you look familiar, where you at ________'s social gathering last week?

Bus Girl: Ummm, nah, I wasn't, you must have mistaken me for someone else.

Jake: Sorry, I'm Jake by the way, nice to meet you.

Take it from there.

?

 

[BooCocky]

you walk up too her and say " do you got any german in you?" If she says "No" you say "You want some?"

 

[RBH]

HAHA international pickup lines....lol

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Roll a water bottle under her seat. That gives you a reason to go over there. Then when you bend down to pick it up, mention how nice her boobs look from that angle, and offer them a drink of water. Instant ice breaker.

I'm using that one. I might cut out the boobs bit.

She'll be mine by Tuesday.

 

[BooCocky]

you go Jake. Hopefully it works...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It will, I'm so handsome it's unreal. Unless she thinks I'm ugly.

 

[Marquis]

Such valuable life lessons here.