British Insults

[Poop Master Flex]

Way better than American insults. Some of the words they come up with for insulting a person are just brilliant.

Some of my favorites include:

Knob Jockey
Plonker
Barmpot
Gob Shite
Hobknocker

I don't know where you Brits keep coming up with this stuff but keep up the good work.

 

[Danger Burger]

Gobshite is one word, ye numpty.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Numpty, that's classic stuff there.

In related news I'm gonna get rat arsed tonight.

 

[Miko]

Simple stuff like "pillock" is amusing when you're not used to it, or you are used to it but actually think about it

 

[TLC]

Pikey is my favourite insult.

 

[Dirk]

Watching the British Inbetweeners (the only real version!) and it taught me such gems as "specky twat", "briefcase mong" and "buswanker".

 

[Uncle Sam]

What the fuck is a barmpot?

 

[Poop Master Flex]

What the fuck is a barmpot?

Apparently it's a clumsy idiot.

 

[Mr. Book This Section]

Don't forget Bus wanker.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Woofter/poofter is pretty good.

Prick and fanny are particular favourites of mine, mainly because of Still Game

 

[ヒュー　G.　レックション]

Tosser!

 

[Cereal Killer]

Wanker
Twat
Bell-end
Arse instead of ass
Spesh (short to special needs)

 

[Mr. Book This Section]

Bloody Moron.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Cunt

 

[shattered dreams]

Welsh

 

[Alex]

Spacker/spackhead and bellend are some of my favourites

 

[Mr. Book This Section]

Bin Laden.

 

[Loveless]

I'm quite a fan of making up my own

Arsebag
Cockmonster
Cuntmonkey

I like fuckface.

 

[Mr. Book This Section]

I'm quite a fan of making up my own

Arsebag
Cockmonster
Cuntmonkey

I like fuckface.

Most people in the UK don't say any of them.

 

[Lee]

Spacker/spackhead and bellend are some of my favourites

You actually use Spacker? Wow.

Most people in the UK don't say any of them.

I say fuckface all the time.

I like saying "You slaaaaaaaaag" in the style of a 70s cop show.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

I think the word twat has become more in the UK than it ever could have in the US. Kind of like the British verbal version of Stan Hansen.

 

[Mr. Book This Section]

*Most

 

[Dirk]

Bollocks (sp?)

 

[Wolf Pac]

Slapper
Minging
Prat
Twit
Git
Div
Sod
Tosspot
Muppet
Billy no-mates

 

[The Butcher]

The English mastery of the English language is truly astounding.