Somebody tried to touch Kevin Fertig's balls in the shower so he's got a job in WWE for life. Bring back Mordecai. Ok so he showed no potential as him 4 years ago. But I blam Hardcore Holly. He was supposed to get him over at The Bash 04, yet he didn't let the guy get hardly any offence. The next Smackdown Rey Myserio beat him and he was gone. He was then released, bought back, and turned into a vampire.
I really don't think he's that bad. A little balnd maybe. But the Mordecai gimmck looked cool. All white, and anti-Undertaker. Taker is getting old, why not start looking for an alternate wrestler to take over from him? You get Mordecai a manager. I'm not suggesting Paul Bearer. Just somebody creepy who can talk. Not Brother Love though. And away you go.
If after a couple of months he's still not over, what do you do? Have him feud with Taker, and win. A total beat down. Blood everywhere. Imagine the visual if Taker bleeds all over him, and Mordecai busts his head open himself. He stands in the ring, arms raides, bloody and victorious.