Bring Back Gertner

[Matisyahu]

"The Quinessential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner was one of the greatest and funniest managers EVER in ECW I mean he had some of the best intros you could imagine. He was the manager of the Dudley Boy Clan which consisted of over the years like 24 freakin Dudleys. Mostly he just managed The Dudley Boyz Buh Buh and D-Von and Big Dick Dudley. But his intros for them were priceless. The best was when he introduced himself though. Usually he just did a play on words of his own name

Joel "I'm young....I'm Hung.......and I'm skilled with my tongue"......Gertner

Joel "I'm hotter than a 15 year old girl in a field hockey skirt" Gertner

One of my personal favorites "And then there's me, I'm like milk, I do a body good, the Quintessential Studmuffin, the man who's wit is more tongue in cheek than a lesbian
orgy, Joel Your Girlfriend Has Me On Her Speed Dial Because She Likes
the Way I Star 69 Her Gertner"

 

[JH2X]

i think hes retired he probabaly wont come back anyway i heard he said this to PSWInsider:"This ECW isnt good for me the olod ECW was much to my liking becuase it was a much more bigger attraction in it's own world rather than being owned by Vince but for now i am retired but if it does happen ironically (and doubtly) I might come back for maybe bout a year or 2"

 

[Hazard]

I'd think he'd be a great manager, but i think he's better off not coming back.

 

[Damolisher]

How could he be better off not coming back? He's Joel "If he wasn't right here in Birmingham, he'd be likin' Heather Locklear and Porking Heather Graham, and the women right here wanna take him to court since they swallowed his stuff and now they want child support! But if being hung is a crime, then he's guilty as charged, cos the women all know, he's pretty damn large," GERTNER!

 

[Hazard]

Because, we don't want to see him get used the same way some ECW originals are, we atleast not me.

 

[Tha Maniac]

How could he be better off not coming back? He's Joel "If he wasn't right here in Birmingham, he'd be likin' Heather Locklear and Porking Heather Graham, and the women right here wanna take him to court since they swallowed his stuff and now they want child support! But if being hung is a crime, then he's guilty as charged, cos the women all know, he's pretty damn large," GERTNER!

My thoughts exactly. I'd love to see Gertner back.

 

[Damolisher]

And it's not a case of seeing him used the way some of the other originals do. Hell, just cut Kelly's ****ing airtime, and stop Moore giving his inspirationally Emo speechs, and you'll have a backstage interviewer!

 

[Damolisher]

And it's not a case of seeing him used the way some of the other originals do. Hell, just cut Kelly's ****ing airtime, and stop Moore giving his inspirationally Emo speechs, and you'll have a backstage interviewer!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Gertner was great in the old ECW but I dont think a non-crude Gertner would work.

 

[Catlmutln187]

Yeah, what the fuck he woudent be able to say "Once Paris Hilton saw what i could do in the sack she said, thats hot". On WWE/ECW. Look what they did to Danny Doring. i havent heard him even talk about the Danaconda yet..