Ty Burna
Getting Noticed By Management
WZCW.com has received some recent footage of a meeting between Chuck Myles and Vance Bateman. Let's go to the clip.
Bateman and Myles sit inside a medium sized conference room, naturally across the table from one another. A TV is set up and videos of this week's promos running on a loop.
Bateman: So Chucky Boy, a lot of hostility towards us this week?
Myles: It seems so *********eman, I've heard a lot of complaints about how we've booked our cards these last few weeks.
Bateman: Yeah, on my side of things the Mayhem Division is a bit upset. CardiffCam is angry because we put him in a tag match last week. He apparently went and talked to someone higher than you Chucky, and seeing as how he didn't speak to me, who do you suppose it was?
Myles: Perhaps someone from the board of directors? I thought we rid ourselves of those decrepit idiots when we split the cost of WZCW.
Bateman: So who in the hell is taking these complaints and making decisions above our heads? When did this director come back into play? Whoever it is seems to have beef with us.
Myles: Apparently our booking isn't cutting it for someone, and the employees seem to know who it is, and keeping us in the dark.
Bateman: I have no idea Chucky! I guess John Smith complained as well. Supposedly it's bad form to put three British guys together for a match.
Myles: You would think those Brits would get along fine with their horrible accents and bad taste in women. Speaking of foreigners, Bratchny was complaining about Everest and Titus being in a tag match as the main event on Meltdown.
Bateman: Well considering half the roster is British and all the titles aside from Jordan Lights are held by Brits, I don't think you have any place to speak like that Myles. And what is Bratchny complaining about? That he doesn't get his Main Event bonus with his fake belt?
Myles: All I know is Bratchny better focus on Ty Burna, or he's going to get crushed and I might just revoke his spot in the World Title Match at Redemption.
Bateman: And what of Trevor Steele's issue?
Myles: He has no showed a few of our house shows recently, and has the audacity to complain about the work schedule.
Bateman: As those he has the cheek to say he has better things to do. Though I certainly wish someone else had something better to do.
Myles: Right you mean like our mystery rogue director?
Bateman: Leeve him out of it, I'm talking about Doug Crashin. Does he even train? It's like he goes on WZCW.com and looks at his opponent's profile.
Myles: Crashin is a joke Bateman, why are we wasting our time discussing him? In fact, why are wasting our money on his paycheck?
Bateman: That is a good point, why don't we set up a Deadwood match for him next week?
Myles: For once you have a great idea in your life Bateman. Let's set it up for next week. Who is his opponent going to be?
Bateman: There's only one man that I know that would give us the desired results, Ty Burna.
Myles: We don't want him dead! Give him a partner.
Bateman: Who?
Myles: Kurtesy knows about getting partners fired.
Bateman: Fine, if Crashin is pinned by Ty, then he's FIAAAAAAHHHHEEEED.
Myles: Vance that's my line. Crashin either wins or doesn't get pinned, or he's FIAAAAAAAAAHEED!
The two men stand up and shake hands as the video fades to black.
Bateman and Myles sit inside a medium sized conference room, naturally across the table from one another. A TV is set up and videos of this week's promos running on a loop.
Bateman: So Chucky Boy, a lot of hostility towards us this week?
Myles: It seems so *********eman, I've heard a lot of complaints about how we've booked our cards these last few weeks.
Bateman: Yeah, on my side of things the Mayhem Division is a bit upset. CardiffCam is angry because we put him in a tag match last week. He apparently went and talked to someone higher than you Chucky, and seeing as how he didn't speak to me, who do you suppose it was?
Myles: Perhaps someone from the board of directors? I thought we rid ourselves of those decrepit idiots when we split the cost of WZCW.
Bateman: So who in the hell is taking these complaints and making decisions above our heads? When did this director come back into play? Whoever it is seems to have beef with us.
Myles: Apparently our booking isn't cutting it for someone, and the employees seem to know who it is, and keeping us in the dark.
Bateman: I have no idea Chucky! I guess John Smith complained as well. Supposedly it's bad form to put three British guys together for a match.
Myles: You would think those Brits would get along fine with their horrible accents and bad taste in women. Speaking of foreigners, Bratchny was complaining about Everest and Titus being in a tag match as the main event on Meltdown.
Bateman: Well considering half the roster is British and all the titles aside from Jordan Lights are held by Brits, I don't think you have any place to speak like that Myles. And what is Bratchny complaining about? That he doesn't get his Main Event bonus with his fake belt?
Myles: All I know is Bratchny better focus on Ty Burna, or he's going to get crushed and I might just revoke his spot in the World Title Match at Redemption.
Bateman: And what of Trevor Steele's issue?
Myles: He has no showed a few of our house shows recently, and has the audacity to complain about the work schedule.
Bateman: As those he has the cheek to say he has better things to do. Though I certainly wish someone else had something better to do.
Myles: Right you mean like our mystery rogue director?
Bateman: Leeve him out of it, I'm talking about Doug Crashin. Does he even train? It's like he goes on WZCW.com and looks at his opponent's profile.
Myles: Crashin is a joke Bateman, why are we wasting our time discussing him? In fact, why are wasting our money on his paycheck?
Bateman: That is a good point, why don't we set up a Deadwood match for him next week?
Myles: For once you have a great idea in your life Bateman. Let's set it up for next week. Who is his opponent going to be?
Bateman: There's only one man that I know that would give us the desired results, Ty Burna.
Myles: We don't want him dead! Give him a partner.
Bateman: Who?
Myles: Kurtesy knows about getting partners fired.
Bateman: Fine, if Crashin is pinned by Ty, then he's FIAAAAAAHHHHEEEED.
Myles: Vance that's my line. Crashin either wins or doesn't get pinned, or he's FIAAAAAAAAAHEED!
The two men stand up and shake hands as the video fades to black.
