BREAKING NEWS: The Rock Sets Up Special Committee

[multiverseman.com]

In an effort to quell discontentment at his presence, the Rock has created a special panel of insiders to rate his passion for the business on a weekly basis.

Sources can confirm the following names: Randy Orton, John Cena, Big Show, Ted Dibiase, Undertaker and CM Punk. The purpose of the panel is to let Rock know if he's somehow violating imaginary ancient wrestling protocol. Tensions are already on the rise.


An anonymous source (CM Punk) tells Wrestlezone "You can't just come and go and do as you please around here. Well...unless you're Vince with that whole XFL thing. Or the movie thing. Or the bodybuilding fiasco back in the day. Sorry boss (please don't fire me)! Look at Cena, do you see him doing successful movies? No! He shot the Marine in a weekend and you can tell. I already caught Dwayne "The Jerk" Johnson leaving the building, heading to Starbucks. Where's the passion?"

"All I've ever wanted was to be a slav...uh...indentured servant for Vince" says Cena. "Why leave? He says runaways always pay. Sounds too ominous to risk."

 

[kingofkings190260]

That doesnt make a bit of sense u f*ck*ng moron

 

[mlp420]

Basically the whole WWE roster bows to King Vince.

 

[The_Heat]

You're an idiot if you think that the anonymous source is CM Punk.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

Ok so im confused , what exactly are you trying to say in this ?

 

[covieo81]

spam me but please close this fucking ******ed thread.

 

[Kenneth]

Cool.

 

[James]

I'd like to know where this is being reported for. I know Dave Meltzer pulls shit out of his ass all the time, but even he doesn't say stuff like this.

 

[multiverseman.com]

That doesnt make a bit of sense u f*ck*ng moron

I agree. Everybody knows CM Punk wouldn't stick up for John Cena. Wrestlezone needs to fact check.

 

[Champ1432]

Is there anything you're tying to prove here other than the fact you're 100% a Rock mark?

He hasn't broken imaginary protocol, if anyone thinks they can walk away from ANY profession for seven years, then waltz back in and be thrust immediately to the highest level with no one having an ounce of resentment, they're a fool.

Yeah, he's the Rock, and he's one of the best ever. Yes, he belongs in the main event, but by the same token, you have to expect some people are going to gripe when something like this happens. If you have a realistic bone in your body, anyway. Especially when he was less than gracious about the business when he left.

 

[klunderbunker]

By special committee vote, and by that I mean me:

Don't do this again.