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Bound For Glory 2007
Date: October 14, 2007
Location: Gwinnett Center, Duluth, Georgia
Attendance: 4,000
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Don West
Well doing more BFG isnt intentional but its better than no show. TNA shows are rather hard to find so this is all Ive got at the moment. Again its the biggest show of the year and in this case the main event is Sting vs. Angle. Anyone else noticing a pattern of these shows? Theres a weak Monsters Ball match and the rest looks completely unspectacular if there has ever been an unspectacular major show. Lets get to it.
The opening video is just a generic thing about being the next immortal icon and they use Hogans name. I give up. Angle is defending tonight if I forgot to mention that. I know I did but it sounds a bit better than I didnt feel like typing it. Im filling in space here if you didnt get that.
Triple X vs. LAX
Senshi (Low Ki/Kaval) and Elix Skipper representing Triple X here. This is Ultimate X and for the #1 contender spot. Think thats enough Xs in this match? XXX goes for the X almost immediately but LAX (see what I mean?) makes the save and its a big brawl to start. These matches are hard to call for the most part as theyre pretty all over the place. With just four guys though its far easier to do.
Its so weird seeing Kaval out there over three years ago like this. Homicide gets a chance to make a run but Senshi makes the save. Both teams are pretty much just beating each other up here to wear them down (wouldnt that cancel the beating up part?) so they can go up (I guess that gives up the advantage again) and pull the X down (are you getting my boredom here?)
Homicide gets his signature tope con hilo to take out Senshi. Hernandez goes up and JUMPS halfway across the cables and almost gets there that way. That guy is freaking scary. A lot of near grabs for both teams here but LAX is clearly the more dominant team here. Skipper goes all the way up to the top of the structure and hits a MASSIVE cross body to Homicide in the ring.
In a cool looking spot, Skipper and Homicide both do the look up at the ceiling crawl and hit a double neckbreaker to bring the other guy down. That was a new one. Im not a fan of that overhead shot. Granted that might be the constant camera cuts that TNA is obsessed with. In a painful and STUPID looking spot, Homicide is put in the Tree of Woe as Senshi does the Warriors Way onto him.
If youre Homicide, WHY WOULD YOU SIT UP? You know his finisher is the damn double stomp so why would you give him the right positioning for it? Mike Tenay says were in the ATL. My head hurts again. Skipper stops Hernandez from diving over the ropes which would have been cool to see. Border Toss by Hernandez to send Skipper flying to the other two guys on the floor. Hernandez gets the X with ease just afterwards.
Rating: B-. Bunch of big spots in there which were nice and the match worked pretty well. Hernandez is shown off as the mega star of the team which makes sense as hes by far the bigger deal. This was a pretty good match but as usual with these matches it would help to have them be for the titles rather than a shot at a later date at said titles. But Pacman Jones is a tag champion at this point so we cant have that match. Such is TNA.
We see Angle and Karen getting here earlier separately and at different times. Nash gets here too.
Running down of the card wastes some time.
Christian cuts off Tomko and AJ to talk about not being in the Fight for the Right Tournament. He should be in it and due to Joe he isnt. AJ is happy to be home. Hes an idiot here. Tomko is actually serious.
Fight For the Right Tournament Stage One: Reverse Battle Royal
Damn it. Ok so this one might just hold the record for most ridiculous TNA concept. This is the beginning of a HUGE #1 contenders tournament. The winner of this match is the #1 seed in said tournament, which he would wind up losing anyway, making this COMPLETELY POINTLESS.
Anyway there are 16 people in this and you start on the floor. The first eight to get into the ring make it to part two. When those eight are in theres a battle royal. When there are two left in the ring, they have a one on one match and the winner is the #1 seed. The other seeds are determined in the order you were eliminated.
Somehow this is slightly less complicated than the previous years tournament where the winner of the battle royal advanced to the finals and 6 other guys had qualifying matches to set up a triple threat where the winner met the battle royal winner to get a title shot. And people wonder why this company is loathed by so many people.
ANYWAY, the 16 people are Jimmy Rave, Lance Hoyt (Vance Archer), Havok (Johnny Devine), Shark Boy, Petey Williams, Kaz, Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, Sonjay Dutt, Kip James, BG James, James Storm, Eric Young, Robert Roode, Chris Harris and Junior Fatu (Rikishi, who was there like a week).
Fatu gets in first. This is so stupid. I know there are issues with getting ring time in this company but this is ridiculous. Kaz and Roode are in. Shelley is in fourth. Hoyt accidently drops Young in and theres Sabin. Hoyt goes in seventh and Storm just beats Harris in to give us the 8th guy. Lets get this over with. Young puts Storm out seconds in, making him the #8 seed in the tournament. Naturally he would win his first round match as he had to do the least wrestling, making it easier on him. See what I mean by flaws in the system?
Young goes after Rikishi who was supposed to be a huge deal I guess. He chokeslams Roode and stacks up four people in the corner for the splash. Stinkface to Hoyt as this is boring. The Andre treatment takes care of him though. He would make the semi-finals of the tournament and then leave the company.
The Guns go nuts with an insane double submission on Roode and Young. They move Youngs legs so he has an Indian Deathlock on Roode before putting a crossface on Roode and an abdominal stretch on Young. It doesnt accomplish anything but it looks awesome. Think of it as a Divas match.
Shelley is gone. Kaz hits his slingshot DDT on Sabin and then dumps him too. Were down to Hoyt, Kaz, Roode and Young. Kaz is out as well. Hoyt like an idiot goes for a moonsault and gets thrown out because hes a freaking idiot. The final two .ok make that three as Sabin is still in there I guess, are Sabin, Roode and Young. And scratch Sabin .who apparently is Sabin as they apparently misspoke earlier. I give up. Roode vs. Young is the final.
Roode is a power guy still here and isnt in a tag team. The tournament sets up Sabin vs. Shelley which is of course good but means nothing compared to them in the X Title final years later. These two had been feuding and were stablemates years ago. And then Young rolls up Roode in a small package to end it. Young would lose to Storm in the first round and Kaz would beat Christian to win the tournament.
Rating: F+. This was perhaps the most overdone match in history. Seriously, is it that hard to have a battle royal to determine who the #1 contender is? Couldnt they just have a tournament with a random draw? Apparently not as they decided to just combine them and throw in a one on one match too. This is what we mean by overbooking. You dont have to do a big complicated thing when a simple thing would work fine and in this case much better. Stupid match and VERY stupid concept.
We recap AJ/Tomko vs. Team Pacman. In other words, a man that was banned from the NFL for being involved in a shooting that paralyzed a man is a tag team champion in TNA. To his credit he bought 1500 tickets to the show and gave them away as prizes to kids in Atlanta schools who got good grades and had good conduct.
Ron Killings, as in R-Truth, says that the NFL has stopped Pacman from wrestling so they have a replacement named Consequences Creed. Pacman talks like an idiot about going for a ride or something.
Karen and Kurt argue even more.
Tag Titles: Team Pacman vs. AJ Styles/Tomko
Keep in mind Team Pacman doesnt actually have Pacman in this. Creed is the guy that dressed like Apollo Creed and is named for Truth and Consequences. AJ and Creed start us off here. Creed hits a forearm in the corner and thats about all hes got as far as interesting stuff goes. Hes cool to watch to a degree but at the end of the day hes a guy dressed up like a fictional character with a stupid name.
Truth vs. Tomko now. Tomko is an IWGP tag champion at this point. Thanks for again informing us about things that have zero to do with TNA. Truth is doing the exact same stuff he does today in WWE. This is a rather boring match as its pretty clear that Pacman is losing here as he cant wrestle so the appeal is gone. Granted that would imply it was there in the first place so take that for what its worth.
Everything breaks down and we get a big melee. AJ gets thrown into the corner and is down. Truth vs. Tomko at the moment. Pacman tries to get involved and is just annoying. Creed takes Tomko out but AJ hits a BIG shooting star to the floor and wipes out all the non whites in this thing. Pacman pulls out a bunch of money and throws it in the air so what when Truth gets a rollup Hebner picks up the money instead of counting. AJ and Tomko hit their double team finisher for the titles on Truth.
Rating: D. Just boring as hell here with zero drama. Thankfully Pacman was gone after this as no one liked him and he made TNA look fucking stupid. This was just idiotic and such a waste of talent like AJ and even Truth just wasting him like this. Pacman was a waste of money and a total eye rolling moment who didnt ever get to wrestle due to the NFL. At least this was the end of him for the most part.
Karen bitches even more and says Angle keeps the title tonight because its the money. She goes up to Kevin who is hitting on some blonde. She tries to get Nash to talk to Kurt which doesnt work. Oh and theres the required Scott Hall reference.
We recap Daniels vs. Lethal where Lethal is defending. Hes Black Machismo here too.
X-Division Title: Jay Lethal vs. Christopher Daniels
Lethal won the title beating Angle who had all three titles including both tag belts and had three title matches at one PPV. You know, because he wanted to help the young guys. And now we talk about the Angles and Sting for later tonight. Nice slingshot rana by Lethal and a WEAK suicide dive hits Daniels on the floor. Their hands touched and thats about it.
Theyre having some weird issues with making contact with each other. Theyre doing this very odd style here and not much is going on here. Lethal gets a crucifix for two. Theyre just kind of doing moves out there with nothing special going on at all. Daniels cant beat him and starts to snap which is an old standard for wrestling but it usually works and is here kind of.
Top rope rana by Daniels is shoved off. The big elbow misses too though and Daniels gets two off of the miss. Theyre clearly almost at the end here and the fans think its awesome. No, it really isnt. Lethal gets the Lethal Combination (backbreaker and Downward Spiral) off the top for the pin to retain. Cool ending to a weak match.
Rating: C-. This just didnt do it for me at all. It was ok at best but it just came off as uneventful. I have never gotten the appeal of Daniels or his style whatsoever. They had this weird non chemistry going and it wasnt working for me. Not a horrible match but at the same time it didnt do much.
The Steiners talk about Team 3D. Theyre actually doing this. Rick looks AWFUL.
The recap talks about how Scott got very sick and was literally on his deathbed in Puerto Rico but came back as a face. He cant have a wrestling match so we get a 2/3 tables match.
Steiner Brothers vs. Team 3D
They point out that the Steiners now reside in Atlanta to HAMMER in the face push. Big brawl to start as you have to get two table put throughs out of three to win this. Well its better than a regular table match. Im not sure how but it prevents winning on a fluke I guess. Rick thankfully is in a shirt as we get the Steiner pose. The Dudleys try to leave and that goes nowhere.
Beer to the face of D-Von as theyre in the crowd. Granted this isnt so much a waste of time as you can go through a table anywhere. Big brawl in the stands where not a lot is going on as there are no tables in sight. Scott and Bubba are brawling as are the other pair. Theres the first table brought in but its not set up yet. Were back around the ring now.
In the ring now and Rick goes through one on a 3D. Scott is on the floor and there arent any eliminations it seems which I like better. Scott fights out of a super bomb and hits a Frankensteiner where he does nothing and Bubba has to jump for the flip, hitting the back of his head on the edge, more or less breaking through the table with his neck. FREAKING OW MAN.
Its tied up at one here as D-Von misses a splash. How was Steiner a world champion in WCW? I think you can count him as another example of a guy making money and getting as far as he did because WCW was in the place it was rather than his talent. Bubba whips Scott with a big leather belt as Rick has apparently disappeared.
Scott is put on a table and it just kind of collapses which doesnt count as its not a guy being put through it which makes sense. Scott has his beard braided which looks stupid as hell. The Dudleys put him on another table and go for his injured throat. The Guns run down for the save. D-Von misses a chair shot and the Steiner Bulldog ends it.
Rating: D+. Well they were trying out there but it didnt work that well. The two old teams going at it were supposed to comprise a dream match but it didnt work. Why should I want to see either of these teams rather than the Guns who had a run in here? Its more old guys that arent worth much doing their thing. Thats rarely a good thing and this was no exception. Having the 2/3 thing was a nice little twist though and it helped it a good deal.
We talk to the new Knockouts who were brought in for the first Knockouts Title match. There were five total: ODB, Talia Madison, Shelly Martinez and Angel Williams. Angel later added ina to her first name and Talia changed her name to Velvet Skye. The girls run away as Kong is behind JB and makes a scary face.
We get a weak recap which more or less is just a slideshow of the girls in the match.
Knockouts Title: Gauntlet Match
This is a ten girl match where you have a regular gauntlet but its over the top until we get to the final two. Yep were having two battle royals. Kong debuted at Impact so shes brand new here. We start with Ms. Brooks and Jackie. Good night WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS STAY AROUND? No one cares about her at all and she was always there. Quit shaking your fucking chest because NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THEM.
Brooks gets a big boot to the side of the head of the annoying one but gets caught in a German suplex. Shelly Martinez is in third. Oh these girls cant do much. Kong comes in fourth and its on. Damn Brooks and Martinez have some nice boobs. Kong takes like 40 seconds to get to the ring out of a minute.
ODB comes in fifth as Jackie puts out Brooks but Kong just goes off, getting rid of Jackie (GO KONG!) and Martinez. Angelina Love (Angel Williams at this point) has the music, the boobs and the stage pose already as shes 6th. Christy comes in and is still amazing looking Kong beats the tar out of her with a rack where Christys feet almost hit her head. A Batista Bomb hits as Gail Kim is eighth.
Everyone gangs up on Kong as the medics take out Christy to eliminate her for the most part. The three in the ring get rid of Kong whose shirt flies up and we get a boob shot as Talia Madison (Velvet Skye) is ninth. Roxxi who is a voodoo chick with hair at this point is last. Love apparently went out off camera so we have four left: Roxxi, ODB, Gail and Velvet.
Gail puts out Velvet as we get a GREAT ass shot of her. ODB is out also and we have our one on one match. Gail gets an insane looking submission hold on Roxxi which was like a sideways Octopus Hold. Gail looks sexy in those shorts to put it mildly. They really make her ass look good. Roxxi botches a jackknife pin for two. Gail hits Finlays Celtic Cross to end it and win the title.
Rating: C-. Again, is there a reason to mix things up like they did here that Im just not getting? Why not have an actual tournament rather than this weird hybrid thing? It wasnt bad I guess but at the same time this just didnt work like they wanted it to. This could have been a lot better as a simple one on one match but this just didnt do it for me like they wanted it to. Not horrible though.
Nash tries to talk to Angle who is just getting ready with about 45 minutes before the match starts. Great to see him preparing like that. Nash cant get him to drop the match and he wont have his back tonight. Again more old guys talking about stuff that doesnt make sense.
We recap Joe vs. Christian which is about respect apparently. And naturally we have something thrown in there as Matt Morgan is the guest referee.
Christian Cage vs. Samoa Joe
Morgan is the bodyguard of Cornette so thats why hes here. Not sure if that makes sense but whatever. Christian is a heel here if youre wondering and has never been pinned or tapped in the company. Joe gets the big Samoan entrance with the fire dancing as he had on occasion. Long feeling out process to start us off as Christian plays the cowardly heel perfectly.
Finally Joe gets his in the corner and gets a lot of Face Washes but misses the running boot. He hits what we would call the Rough Ryder off the middle rope for two. All Joe so far. Joe chops him on the back which is something you dont often see. Christian appears to be out cold on the apron. Joe is like fuck it and hits a big old suicide dive to almost end Christian. ALL Joe for the first five minutes.
Morgan of course has had nothing to say so far. Joe kicks Christian into the barrier which more or less explodes as Christian FINALLY gets a counter to hit a DDT onto the floor and Joe is in trouble. He fights out of everything but still winds up on his back. Christian misses the splash and they slug it out. I think theyre going for the epic encounter here but its really not clicking like they want it to.
Morgan wont let Christian leave so Joe again is like fuck it and hits the flying fatass spinning corkscrew plancha to crush Christian. THIS is the Joe that was the hottest thing in the world when Kurt showed up to challenge him. Clutch and Unprettier are both reversed and Joe gets a Buckle Bomb. Christian gets a powerbomb out of the corner with feet on the ropes for two. This is rapidly getting awesome.
Clutch is countered again and we head up to the corner. A headbutt sends Christian to the floor and Joe is down in the ring. And heres Tomko because we have to overbook this. Tomko goes at it with Morgan so AJ can sneak down. He goes for the forearm but Morgan makes the save. Morgan chases both of them off with a chair but Christian gets a low blow and the Unprettier for two.
Christian hooks on the Clutch but it only gets two arm drops and here comes the fat man. Muscle Buster hits and theres the Clutch from the master of it and Christian taps for his first clean loss in the company.
Rating: B+. I really liked this as it was a rather competitive match. Both guys were out there working hard and this looked like a match that belonged on the biggest show of the year. I really liked the lack of actual interference as it tends to taint a match like this. This came off very well and it came off like a major match should. Good match.
And now lets make sure to forget about the two guys that just had the match of the night to talk about Nash and Sting more. Why is Nash getting like four segments here when hes not even wrestling tonight? He talks to Sting whose son Angle pushed or something. Nash says Angle is all he has and thats all he can do to get back to the spotlight as hes too banged up. This is idiotic.
We have to have the Monsters Ball recap now because its a tradition here. Im REALLY not a fan of having this here now as its such a letdown after seeing a very good match like we just did. Dont believe me that itll be weak? Look at the lineup.
Raven vs. Rhyno vs. Black Reign vs. Abyss
Yeah its just a bit hardcore match in between the two big wrestling matches. Dont you love the way this company books things? It just sounds like a stupid match. We get going before Abyss is here and scratch that as hes here now. Raven takes down Abyss and here come more of the weapons. Rhyno puts a trash can between Reigns legs and hits it with a golf club.
This match really is taking me out of the show as all of a sudden the match comes off as uninteresting and totally unimportant. Granted it might feel like that because thats the situation. Rhyno misses a Gore and goes through some kind of wall and Rhyno is in trouble. Raven is busted open and drops a big elbow off the balcony onto Abyss to put him through a table.
Basically its down to Reign and Abyss who is more or less dead. Ok scratch that as Raven is back. Shattered Dreams to Raven and they cut away from the impact. Abyss brings in the tacks/glass but Goldie blocks him. Rhyno is back in now as almost everyone is busted open. Gore to Reign but Raven knocks out everyone with weapon shots.
Raven busts out the bag of stuff and heres James Mitchell to yell at Raven. There are the glass and the tacks and of course since Raven laid them out he winds up going into them, this time through the means of the Black Hole Slam. And now the match is over. I still dont care at all.
Rating: D. It came, it happened, you know what to expect here, Abyss gains nothing and the other three still mean nothing. Take us to the main event to get me back into this show now.
We talk about how both have history in Atlanta. Sting its more from a company based in Atlanta but whatever. This is nothing special but it gives a theme to stuff though. No mention of the son though.
TNA World Title: Sting vs. Kurt Angle
I guess Nash couldnt make it to the match. What do you mean he was never in this? Hes gotten more camera time than anyone else tonight so how can he not be in the match? Angle is defending remember. Not that it means anything for the most part but figured it needed to be pointed out. Bit match intros are still fun no matter how many times weve heard them.
Big heat on Angle so hes got that going for him at least. They feel each other out to start. One time they need to feel each other up to start just for a change of pace. They trade arm work and Sting keeps offering clean breaks. Sting outwrestles him a bit and Angle hits the floor to clear his head. His hip might be a bit hurt. Lot of feeling out process here so far with no one really getting an advantage at all.
They hit the floor and Angles bald head hits the table. Angles shoulder hits the post but he manages to get a German to get out of the Death Drop. Another belly to belly puts Sting down. Double clothesline puts both guys down though and we wait for Nash. Sting wins a striking contest as they crank it up again. Sting hits a spinebuster (???) for two.
A pair of splashes hit and a bulldog puts Angle down. Sting, ever the idiot, doesnt go for a finisher but rather goes up top against Kurt Angle. After he comes crashing down Angle gets the Slam countered and we hit the Rolling Germans for two. Ankle lock goes on but Sting gets a Bret Hart caliber counter to hook the Scorpion. That was AWESOME looking.
And heres Karen to screw things up because we have to have more people in the main event than usual. Nash comes in and lays out Sting as Karen is taken out. Angle Slam hits for two as the Nash/Karen thing proves to be relatively pointless. A top rope Sting splash misses as Angle gets the knees up for two.
Kurt goes up and busts out a 450! He completely misses Sting as in his toes didnt even hit Sting but who cares about that as it looked COOL! Ankle Lock goes on but Sting rolls him into Nash. And down goes the referee as Sting hits the Death Drop. Why do they have to overbook it???
Another referee comes out and Nash breaks it up again. Damn it go away! He comes in and beats up Sting so Sting beats up both of those two. Angle gets the bat but Sting hits him with it instead and crotches Nash. Death Drop FINALLY ends this. And then he lost the title back to Angle TWO DAYS later and Angle held it until April when Joe won it. Yep thats TNA for you.
Rating: C+. This was good but definitely not great. The Nash and Karen stuff was just a waste of time. What did Nash add to this match at all? The overbooking hurt what was otherwise a good match. Sting winning to end Angles very long reign was the right choice, although having him lose it the Impact after the followup show was stupid. Although then again this is TNA. Decent match though but not great at all.
Overall Rating: D+. Well its not horrible. Thats about as high as I can give it though as there were parts on here that were just bad. The biggest issue I have here: there were FIVE gimmick matches out of nine total and you could argue that Joe vs. Christian was one as well given the enforcer. Thats just WAY too high and is bordering on a WWE gimmick PPV. There were good moments here but theyre outweighed by the bad which drags this down. Not the worst show ever but not a great one at all.
Date: October 14, 2007
Location: Gwinnett Center, Duluth, Georgia
Attendance: 4,000
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Don West
Well doing more BFG isnt intentional but its better than no show. TNA shows are rather hard to find so this is all Ive got at the moment. Again its the biggest show of the year and in this case the main event is Sting vs. Angle. Anyone else noticing a pattern of these shows? Theres a weak Monsters Ball match and the rest looks completely unspectacular if there has ever been an unspectacular major show. Lets get to it.
The opening video is just a generic thing about being the next immortal icon and they use Hogans name. I give up. Angle is defending tonight if I forgot to mention that. I know I did but it sounds a bit better than I didnt feel like typing it. Im filling in space here if you didnt get that.
Triple X vs. LAX
Senshi (Low Ki/Kaval) and Elix Skipper representing Triple X here. This is Ultimate X and for the #1 contender spot. Think thats enough Xs in this match? XXX goes for the X almost immediately but LAX (see what I mean?) makes the save and its a big brawl to start. These matches are hard to call for the most part as theyre pretty all over the place. With just four guys though its far easier to do.
Its so weird seeing Kaval out there over three years ago like this. Homicide gets a chance to make a run but Senshi makes the save. Both teams are pretty much just beating each other up here to wear them down (wouldnt that cancel the beating up part?) so they can go up (I guess that gives up the advantage again) and pull the X down (are you getting my boredom here?)
Homicide gets his signature tope con hilo to take out Senshi. Hernandez goes up and JUMPS halfway across the cables and almost gets there that way. That guy is freaking scary. A lot of near grabs for both teams here but LAX is clearly the more dominant team here. Skipper goes all the way up to the top of the structure and hits a MASSIVE cross body to Homicide in the ring.
In a cool looking spot, Skipper and Homicide both do the look up at the ceiling crawl and hit a double neckbreaker to bring the other guy down. That was a new one. Im not a fan of that overhead shot. Granted that might be the constant camera cuts that TNA is obsessed with. In a painful and STUPID looking spot, Homicide is put in the Tree of Woe as Senshi does the Warriors Way onto him.
If youre Homicide, WHY WOULD YOU SIT UP? You know his finisher is the damn double stomp so why would you give him the right positioning for it? Mike Tenay says were in the ATL. My head hurts again. Skipper stops Hernandez from diving over the ropes which would have been cool to see. Border Toss by Hernandez to send Skipper flying to the other two guys on the floor. Hernandez gets the X with ease just afterwards.
Rating: B-. Bunch of big spots in there which were nice and the match worked pretty well. Hernandez is shown off as the mega star of the team which makes sense as hes by far the bigger deal. This was a pretty good match but as usual with these matches it would help to have them be for the titles rather than a shot at a later date at said titles. But Pacman Jones is a tag champion at this point so we cant have that match. Such is TNA.
We see Angle and Karen getting here earlier separately and at different times. Nash gets here too.
Running down of the card wastes some time.
Christian cuts off Tomko and AJ to talk about not being in the Fight for the Right Tournament. He should be in it and due to Joe he isnt. AJ is happy to be home. Hes an idiot here. Tomko is actually serious.
Fight For the Right Tournament Stage One: Reverse Battle Royal
Damn it. Ok so this one might just hold the record for most ridiculous TNA concept. This is the beginning of a HUGE #1 contenders tournament. The winner of this match is the #1 seed in said tournament, which he would wind up losing anyway, making this COMPLETELY POINTLESS.
Anyway there are 16 people in this and you start on the floor. The first eight to get into the ring make it to part two. When those eight are in theres a battle royal. When there are two left in the ring, they have a one on one match and the winner is the #1 seed. The other seeds are determined in the order you were eliminated.
Somehow this is slightly less complicated than the previous years tournament where the winner of the battle royal advanced to the finals and 6 other guys had qualifying matches to set up a triple threat where the winner met the battle royal winner to get a title shot. And people wonder why this company is loathed by so many people.
ANYWAY, the 16 people are Jimmy Rave, Lance Hoyt (Vance Archer), Havok (Johnny Devine), Shark Boy, Petey Williams, Kaz, Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, Sonjay Dutt, Kip James, BG James, James Storm, Eric Young, Robert Roode, Chris Harris and Junior Fatu (Rikishi, who was there like a week).
Fatu gets in first. This is so stupid. I know there are issues with getting ring time in this company but this is ridiculous. Kaz and Roode are in. Shelley is in fourth. Hoyt accidently drops Young in and theres Sabin. Hoyt goes in seventh and Storm just beats Harris in to give us the 8th guy. Lets get this over with. Young puts Storm out seconds in, making him the #8 seed in the tournament. Naturally he would win his first round match as he had to do the least wrestling, making it easier on him. See what I mean by flaws in the system?
Young goes after Rikishi who was supposed to be a huge deal I guess. He chokeslams Roode and stacks up four people in the corner for the splash. Stinkface to Hoyt as this is boring. The Andre treatment takes care of him though. He would make the semi-finals of the tournament and then leave the company.
The Guns go nuts with an insane double submission on Roode and Young. They move Youngs legs so he has an Indian Deathlock on Roode before putting a crossface on Roode and an abdominal stretch on Young. It doesnt accomplish anything but it looks awesome. Think of it as a Divas match.
Shelley is gone. Kaz hits his slingshot DDT on Sabin and then dumps him too. Were down to Hoyt, Kaz, Roode and Young. Kaz is out as well. Hoyt like an idiot goes for a moonsault and gets thrown out because hes a freaking idiot. The final two .ok make that three as Sabin is still in there I guess, are Sabin, Roode and Young. And scratch Sabin .who apparently is Sabin as they apparently misspoke earlier. I give up. Roode vs. Young is the final.
Roode is a power guy still here and isnt in a tag team. The tournament sets up Sabin vs. Shelley which is of course good but means nothing compared to them in the X Title final years later. These two had been feuding and were stablemates years ago. And then Young rolls up Roode in a small package to end it. Young would lose to Storm in the first round and Kaz would beat Christian to win the tournament.
Rating: F+. This was perhaps the most overdone match in history. Seriously, is it that hard to have a battle royal to determine who the #1 contender is? Couldnt they just have a tournament with a random draw? Apparently not as they decided to just combine them and throw in a one on one match too. This is what we mean by overbooking. You dont have to do a big complicated thing when a simple thing would work fine and in this case much better. Stupid match and VERY stupid concept.
We recap AJ/Tomko vs. Team Pacman. In other words, a man that was banned from the NFL for being involved in a shooting that paralyzed a man is a tag team champion in TNA. To his credit he bought 1500 tickets to the show and gave them away as prizes to kids in Atlanta schools who got good grades and had good conduct.
Ron Killings, as in R-Truth, says that the NFL has stopped Pacman from wrestling so they have a replacement named Consequences Creed. Pacman talks like an idiot about going for a ride or something.
Karen and Kurt argue even more.
Tag Titles: Team Pacman vs. AJ Styles/Tomko
Keep in mind Team Pacman doesnt actually have Pacman in this. Creed is the guy that dressed like Apollo Creed and is named for Truth and Consequences. AJ and Creed start us off here. Creed hits a forearm in the corner and thats about all hes got as far as interesting stuff goes. Hes cool to watch to a degree but at the end of the day hes a guy dressed up like a fictional character with a stupid name.
Truth vs. Tomko now. Tomko is an IWGP tag champion at this point. Thanks for again informing us about things that have zero to do with TNA. Truth is doing the exact same stuff he does today in WWE. This is a rather boring match as its pretty clear that Pacman is losing here as he cant wrestle so the appeal is gone. Granted that would imply it was there in the first place so take that for what its worth.
Everything breaks down and we get a big melee. AJ gets thrown into the corner and is down. Truth vs. Tomko at the moment. Pacman tries to get involved and is just annoying. Creed takes Tomko out but AJ hits a BIG shooting star to the floor and wipes out all the non whites in this thing. Pacman pulls out a bunch of money and throws it in the air so what when Truth gets a rollup Hebner picks up the money instead of counting. AJ and Tomko hit their double team finisher for the titles on Truth.
Rating: D. Just boring as hell here with zero drama. Thankfully Pacman was gone after this as no one liked him and he made TNA look fucking stupid. This was just idiotic and such a waste of talent like AJ and even Truth just wasting him like this. Pacman was a waste of money and a total eye rolling moment who didnt ever get to wrestle due to the NFL. At least this was the end of him for the most part.
Karen bitches even more and says Angle keeps the title tonight because its the money. She goes up to Kevin who is hitting on some blonde. She tries to get Nash to talk to Kurt which doesnt work. Oh and theres the required Scott Hall reference.
We recap Daniels vs. Lethal where Lethal is defending. Hes Black Machismo here too.
X-Division Title: Jay Lethal vs. Christopher Daniels
Lethal won the title beating Angle who had all three titles including both tag belts and had three title matches at one PPV. You know, because he wanted to help the young guys. And now we talk about the Angles and Sting for later tonight. Nice slingshot rana by Lethal and a WEAK suicide dive hits Daniels on the floor. Their hands touched and thats about it.
Theyre having some weird issues with making contact with each other. Theyre doing this very odd style here and not much is going on here. Lethal gets a crucifix for two. Theyre just kind of doing moves out there with nothing special going on at all. Daniels cant beat him and starts to snap which is an old standard for wrestling but it usually works and is here kind of.
Top rope rana by Daniels is shoved off. The big elbow misses too though and Daniels gets two off of the miss. Theyre clearly almost at the end here and the fans think its awesome. No, it really isnt. Lethal gets the Lethal Combination (backbreaker and Downward Spiral) off the top for the pin to retain. Cool ending to a weak match.
Rating: C-. This just didnt do it for me at all. It was ok at best but it just came off as uneventful. I have never gotten the appeal of Daniels or his style whatsoever. They had this weird non chemistry going and it wasnt working for me. Not a horrible match but at the same time it didnt do much.
The Steiners talk about Team 3D. Theyre actually doing this. Rick looks AWFUL.
The recap talks about how Scott got very sick and was literally on his deathbed in Puerto Rico but came back as a face. He cant have a wrestling match so we get a 2/3 tables match.
Steiner Brothers vs. Team 3D
They point out that the Steiners now reside in Atlanta to HAMMER in the face push. Big brawl to start as you have to get two table put throughs out of three to win this. Well its better than a regular table match. Im not sure how but it prevents winning on a fluke I guess. Rick thankfully is in a shirt as we get the Steiner pose. The Dudleys try to leave and that goes nowhere.
Beer to the face of D-Von as theyre in the crowd. Granted this isnt so much a waste of time as you can go through a table anywhere. Big brawl in the stands where not a lot is going on as there are no tables in sight. Scott and Bubba are brawling as are the other pair. Theres the first table brought in but its not set up yet. Were back around the ring now.
In the ring now and Rick goes through one on a 3D. Scott is on the floor and there arent any eliminations it seems which I like better. Scott fights out of a super bomb and hits a Frankensteiner where he does nothing and Bubba has to jump for the flip, hitting the back of his head on the edge, more or less breaking through the table with his neck. FREAKING OW MAN.
Its tied up at one here as D-Von misses a splash. How was Steiner a world champion in WCW? I think you can count him as another example of a guy making money and getting as far as he did because WCW was in the place it was rather than his talent. Bubba whips Scott with a big leather belt as Rick has apparently disappeared.
Scott is put on a table and it just kind of collapses which doesnt count as its not a guy being put through it which makes sense. Scott has his beard braided which looks stupid as hell. The Dudleys put him on another table and go for his injured throat. The Guns run down for the save. D-Von misses a chair shot and the Steiner Bulldog ends it.
Rating: D+. Well they were trying out there but it didnt work that well. The two old teams going at it were supposed to comprise a dream match but it didnt work. Why should I want to see either of these teams rather than the Guns who had a run in here? Its more old guys that arent worth much doing their thing. Thats rarely a good thing and this was no exception. Having the 2/3 thing was a nice little twist though and it helped it a good deal.
We talk to the new Knockouts who were brought in for the first Knockouts Title match. There were five total: ODB, Talia Madison, Shelly Martinez and Angel Williams. Angel later added ina to her first name and Talia changed her name to Velvet Skye. The girls run away as Kong is behind JB and makes a scary face.
We get a weak recap which more or less is just a slideshow of the girls in the match.
Knockouts Title: Gauntlet Match
This is a ten girl match where you have a regular gauntlet but its over the top until we get to the final two. Yep were having two battle royals. Kong debuted at Impact so shes brand new here. We start with Ms. Brooks and Jackie. Good night WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS STAY AROUND? No one cares about her at all and she was always there. Quit shaking your fucking chest because NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THEM.
Brooks gets a big boot to the side of the head of the annoying one but gets caught in a German suplex. Shelly Martinez is in third. Oh these girls cant do much. Kong comes in fourth and its on. Damn Brooks and Martinez have some nice boobs. Kong takes like 40 seconds to get to the ring out of a minute.
ODB comes in fifth as Jackie puts out Brooks but Kong just goes off, getting rid of Jackie (GO KONG!) and Martinez. Angelina Love (Angel Williams at this point) has the music, the boobs and the stage pose already as shes 6th. Christy comes in and is still amazing looking Kong beats the tar out of her with a rack where Christys feet almost hit her head. A Batista Bomb hits as Gail Kim is eighth.
Everyone gangs up on Kong as the medics take out Christy to eliminate her for the most part. The three in the ring get rid of Kong whose shirt flies up and we get a boob shot as Talia Madison (Velvet Skye) is ninth. Roxxi who is a voodoo chick with hair at this point is last. Love apparently went out off camera so we have four left: Roxxi, ODB, Gail and Velvet.
Gail puts out Velvet as we get a GREAT ass shot of her. ODB is out also and we have our one on one match. Gail gets an insane looking submission hold on Roxxi which was like a sideways Octopus Hold. Gail looks sexy in those shorts to put it mildly. They really make her ass look good. Roxxi botches a jackknife pin for two. Gail hits Finlays Celtic Cross to end it and win the title.
Rating: C-. Again, is there a reason to mix things up like they did here that Im just not getting? Why not have an actual tournament rather than this weird hybrid thing? It wasnt bad I guess but at the same time this just didnt work like they wanted it to. This could have been a lot better as a simple one on one match but this just didnt do it for me like they wanted it to. Not horrible though.
Nash tries to talk to Angle who is just getting ready with about 45 minutes before the match starts. Great to see him preparing like that. Nash cant get him to drop the match and he wont have his back tonight. Again more old guys talking about stuff that doesnt make sense.
We recap Joe vs. Christian which is about respect apparently. And naturally we have something thrown in there as Matt Morgan is the guest referee.
Christian Cage vs. Samoa Joe
Morgan is the bodyguard of Cornette so thats why hes here. Not sure if that makes sense but whatever. Christian is a heel here if youre wondering and has never been pinned or tapped in the company. Joe gets the big Samoan entrance with the fire dancing as he had on occasion. Long feeling out process to start us off as Christian plays the cowardly heel perfectly.
Finally Joe gets his in the corner and gets a lot of Face Washes but misses the running boot. He hits what we would call the Rough Ryder off the middle rope for two. All Joe so far. Joe chops him on the back which is something you dont often see. Christian appears to be out cold on the apron. Joe is like fuck it and hits a big old suicide dive to almost end Christian. ALL Joe for the first five minutes.
Morgan of course has had nothing to say so far. Joe kicks Christian into the barrier which more or less explodes as Christian FINALLY gets a counter to hit a DDT onto the floor and Joe is in trouble. He fights out of everything but still winds up on his back. Christian misses the splash and they slug it out. I think theyre going for the epic encounter here but its really not clicking like they want it to.
Morgan wont let Christian leave so Joe again is like fuck it and hits the flying fatass spinning corkscrew plancha to crush Christian. THIS is the Joe that was the hottest thing in the world when Kurt showed up to challenge him. Clutch and Unprettier are both reversed and Joe gets a Buckle Bomb. Christian gets a powerbomb out of the corner with feet on the ropes for two. This is rapidly getting awesome.
Clutch is countered again and we head up to the corner. A headbutt sends Christian to the floor and Joe is down in the ring. And heres Tomko because we have to overbook this. Tomko goes at it with Morgan so AJ can sneak down. He goes for the forearm but Morgan makes the save. Morgan chases both of them off with a chair but Christian gets a low blow and the Unprettier for two.
Christian hooks on the Clutch but it only gets two arm drops and here comes the fat man. Muscle Buster hits and theres the Clutch from the master of it and Christian taps for his first clean loss in the company.
Rating: B+. I really liked this as it was a rather competitive match. Both guys were out there working hard and this looked like a match that belonged on the biggest show of the year. I really liked the lack of actual interference as it tends to taint a match like this. This came off very well and it came off like a major match should. Good match.
And now lets make sure to forget about the two guys that just had the match of the night to talk about Nash and Sting more. Why is Nash getting like four segments here when hes not even wrestling tonight? He talks to Sting whose son Angle pushed or something. Nash says Angle is all he has and thats all he can do to get back to the spotlight as hes too banged up. This is idiotic.
We have to have the Monsters Ball recap now because its a tradition here. Im REALLY not a fan of having this here now as its such a letdown after seeing a very good match like we just did. Dont believe me that itll be weak? Look at the lineup.
Raven vs. Rhyno vs. Black Reign vs. Abyss
Yeah its just a bit hardcore match in between the two big wrestling matches. Dont you love the way this company books things? It just sounds like a stupid match. We get going before Abyss is here and scratch that as hes here now. Raven takes down Abyss and here come more of the weapons. Rhyno puts a trash can between Reigns legs and hits it with a golf club.
This match really is taking me out of the show as all of a sudden the match comes off as uninteresting and totally unimportant. Granted it might feel like that because thats the situation. Rhyno misses a Gore and goes through some kind of wall and Rhyno is in trouble. Raven is busted open and drops a big elbow off the balcony onto Abyss to put him through a table.
Basically its down to Reign and Abyss who is more or less dead. Ok scratch that as Raven is back. Shattered Dreams to Raven and they cut away from the impact. Abyss brings in the tacks/glass but Goldie blocks him. Rhyno is back in now as almost everyone is busted open. Gore to Reign but Raven knocks out everyone with weapon shots.
Raven busts out the bag of stuff and heres James Mitchell to yell at Raven. There are the glass and the tacks and of course since Raven laid them out he winds up going into them, this time through the means of the Black Hole Slam. And now the match is over. I still dont care at all.
Rating: D. It came, it happened, you know what to expect here, Abyss gains nothing and the other three still mean nothing. Take us to the main event to get me back into this show now.
We talk about how both have history in Atlanta. Sting its more from a company based in Atlanta but whatever. This is nothing special but it gives a theme to stuff though. No mention of the son though.
TNA World Title: Sting vs. Kurt Angle
I guess Nash couldnt make it to the match. What do you mean he was never in this? Hes gotten more camera time than anyone else tonight so how can he not be in the match? Angle is defending remember. Not that it means anything for the most part but figured it needed to be pointed out. Bit match intros are still fun no matter how many times weve heard them.
Big heat on Angle so hes got that going for him at least. They feel each other out to start. One time they need to feel each other up to start just for a change of pace. They trade arm work and Sting keeps offering clean breaks. Sting outwrestles him a bit and Angle hits the floor to clear his head. His hip might be a bit hurt. Lot of feeling out process here so far with no one really getting an advantage at all.
They hit the floor and Angles bald head hits the table. Angles shoulder hits the post but he manages to get a German to get out of the Death Drop. Another belly to belly puts Sting down. Double clothesline puts both guys down though and we wait for Nash. Sting wins a striking contest as they crank it up again. Sting hits a spinebuster (???) for two.
A pair of splashes hit and a bulldog puts Angle down. Sting, ever the idiot, doesnt go for a finisher but rather goes up top against Kurt Angle. After he comes crashing down Angle gets the Slam countered and we hit the Rolling Germans for two. Ankle lock goes on but Sting gets a Bret Hart caliber counter to hook the Scorpion. That was AWESOME looking.
And heres Karen to screw things up because we have to have more people in the main event than usual. Nash comes in and lays out Sting as Karen is taken out. Angle Slam hits for two as the Nash/Karen thing proves to be relatively pointless. A top rope Sting splash misses as Angle gets the knees up for two.
Kurt goes up and busts out a 450! He completely misses Sting as in his toes didnt even hit Sting but who cares about that as it looked COOL! Ankle Lock goes on but Sting rolls him into Nash. And down goes the referee as Sting hits the Death Drop. Why do they have to overbook it???
Another referee comes out and Nash breaks it up again. Damn it go away! He comes in and beats up Sting so Sting beats up both of those two. Angle gets the bat but Sting hits him with it instead and crotches Nash. Death Drop FINALLY ends this. And then he lost the title back to Angle TWO DAYS later and Angle held it until April when Joe won it. Yep thats TNA for you.
Rating: C+. This was good but definitely not great. The Nash and Karen stuff was just a waste of time. What did Nash add to this match at all? The overbooking hurt what was otherwise a good match. Sting winning to end Angles very long reign was the right choice, although having him lose it the Impact after the followup show was stupid. Although then again this is TNA. Decent match though but not great at all.
Overall Rating: D+. Well its not horrible. Thats about as high as I can give it though as there were parts on here that were just bad. The biggest issue I have here: there were FIVE gimmick matches out of nine total and you could argue that Joe vs. Christian was one as well given the enforcer. Thats just WAY too high and is bordering on a WWE gimmick PPV. There were good moments here but theyre outweighed by the bad which drags this down. Not the worst show ever but not a great one at all.