Let's face it, professional wrestling takes a massive ego. At least, that's the way it seems. If you look at every single great wrestler who's drawn, you'll find that wrestler has an ego to rival even the prissiest of rock stars. And quite frankly, who can fault them? These are men who work and draw millions of dollars for their companies, and themselves. Of course, some of these egos become so large, to the point in which special... Well, concessions are made for that wrestler. Some refuse to do jobs. Some act like prima donnas backstage. Some go out for night binges on their drug of choice, only to come out the next night, and forget how the match goes. Every promotion you look, there's going to be a case of a guy who thinks he's better than the rest of the roster, and acts that way. It just so happens that person usually does draw in the most money. Oh, and if the person's a good worker, usually the huge ego gets ignored by the masses, and the IWC.
But it's time to call certain wrestlers out to the carpet! Which wrestler, do you feel, has the biggest ego?
I'll offer some choices of my own, of course, but feel free to offer someone you feel is a pretentious prick.
Hulk Hogan- Yes, every list does seem to start with him. Now, I'll admit, if someone has earned the right to have an ego, it's Hogan. There's no doubting the man has sold out plenty of buildings, and is the main reason for the so called "Golden Era" in wrestling. But that doesn't excuse him from acting like a prick. It's said that this guy wanted to have a legitimate fight with Mike Tyson. That, my friends, is an ego that can't be denied. And that ego, indeed, wouldn't be denied; when he did have Creative Control, he used it, and used it well. He always did it to protect his character, and when I say protect his character, I mean bury others, especially in WCW. And speaking of WCW...
Kevin Nash- The man that booked himself over Goldberg. Granted, Nash didn't always start with an ego, but he damn sure grew one. When he got the book, we all saw just how big his ego got. Booking Nitro as his own comedy variety hour was one thing; taking the mask of Rey Mysterio, and overall causing Hell for his supposed "Vanilla Midgets" is another. And it takes quite an ego to believe people still care about Scott Hall, long after he's been suspended for the Drunken Behavior that soured many shows. Big, Tall, and Grouchy. No, that is his ego, not Kevin Nash himself.
Bret Hart- How could this list be complete without him? This was the man that cared so much for his character that he didn't want to lose in Canada. Why? Silly, because he's a national fucking hero, of course. How could you doubt that. Of all the names on this list, no one bought into his own shit more than Bret Hart, and it was evident. Montreal is just an example; everyone that knows and has read his book knows this guy has a massive ego. this is the same man that said, in 1988, he was on a similar scale to Hogan in terms of "ability". Simple fact, Bret; while you were in the tag team division, Hulk Hogan was busy drawing your paycheck. But I'll be fair and indiscriminate here...
Shawn Michaels- Because while Bret deserves a spot, who deserves to be right next to him than HBK himself? Of course, there's that whole "Born Again" thing, but before that, this guy was a D-I-C-K, dick. It was Michaels who claimed he'd never do another job again in 1997, and it was also Michaels who made Chris Candido, Shane Douglas, and countless others living wrecks in the WWE. God knows he deserves a spot on here for what did to Candido by himself. But Shawn's on here for plenty more reasons than that; knowing he always had Vince's ear, and using it for yourseld never hurts. And that's exactly what Shawn did, Born Again or not.
Mick Foley- Didn't think you'd see him here, huh? Look, Mick might seem like a cuddly muppet, but deep down, he's really nothing more than a mark for himself. There's no other way to note that other than reading his books, in which he buries plenty of the people that made him a star, Vince included. To Mick, it was him and only himself that made Mankind a star, which isn't true. But to hear it from Mick's account, that's totally the case. Also, the incessant burying of Al Snow and Test really just gets annoying. Hell, this was the guy who took his self important ass home when Bret Hart was "screwed", saying he wanted to make a statement. Oh, he made a statement; that's he out for him, and only him, and just wadn't the company guy we thought him to be. Still, that matches nothing compared to...
The Ultimate Warrior- My pick. He was only hot for three years, but to hear it from him, he was Hulk Hogan. As a matter of fact, he still believes that, to the point that in his fantasy world, he will always be The Warrior. And guess what? Now, he can be, because he fucking changed his last name to Warrior. Whether from Rick Rude, Andre, Brain, you name it, everyone hated working with Warrior, and for good reason. He was a no name body builder before Vince, and treated everyone like absolute shit in all of his runs with the WWE. You know it's bad when on three separate times, your unprofessional actions get you canned. And that's what happened to this man. From fucking with people's career with Creative Power, to missing dates because he didn't feel like it, Warrior's ego is almost as big as the muscles he used to have. Perhaps Jericho was right; the tassels did cut off the circulation to his head.
So, for me, I'm going with Warrior. How about you?
Oh, Jesus Christ.... How could I forget Big Nose himself? JMT, thank you man. Triple H gets an honorary spot at the head of the Table of Douchebaggery. Gonna try and copyright that, I am
But it's time to call certain wrestlers out to the carpet! Which wrestler, do you feel, has the biggest ego?
I'll offer some choices of my own, of course, but feel free to offer someone you feel is a pretentious prick.
Hulk Hogan- Yes, every list does seem to start with him. Now, I'll admit, if someone has earned the right to have an ego, it's Hogan. There's no doubting the man has sold out plenty of buildings, and is the main reason for the so called "Golden Era" in wrestling. But that doesn't excuse him from acting like a prick. It's said that this guy wanted to have a legitimate fight with Mike Tyson. That, my friends, is an ego that can't be denied. And that ego, indeed, wouldn't be denied; when he did have Creative Control, he used it, and used it well. He always did it to protect his character, and when I say protect his character, I mean bury others, especially in WCW. And speaking of WCW...
Kevin Nash- The man that booked himself over Goldberg. Granted, Nash didn't always start with an ego, but he damn sure grew one. When he got the book, we all saw just how big his ego got. Booking Nitro as his own comedy variety hour was one thing; taking the mask of Rey Mysterio, and overall causing Hell for his supposed "Vanilla Midgets" is another. And it takes quite an ego to believe people still care about Scott Hall, long after he's been suspended for the Drunken Behavior that soured many shows. Big, Tall, and Grouchy. No, that is his ego, not Kevin Nash himself.
Bret Hart- How could this list be complete without him? This was the man that cared so much for his character that he didn't want to lose in Canada. Why? Silly, because he's a national fucking hero, of course. How could you doubt that. Of all the names on this list, no one bought into his own shit more than Bret Hart, and it was evident. Montreal is just an example; everyone that knows and has read his book knows this guy has a massive ego. this is the same man that said, in 1988, he was on a similar scale to Hogan in terms of "ability". Simple fact, Bret; while you were in the tag team division, Hulk Hogan was busy drawing your paycheck. But I'll be fair and indiscriminate here...
Shawn Michaels- Because while Bret deserves a spot, who deserves to be right next to him than HBK himself? Of course, there's that whole "Born Again" thing, but before that, this guy was a D-I-C-K, dick. It was Michaels who claimed he'd never do another job again in 1997, and it was also Michaels who made Chris Candido, Shane Douglas, and countless others living wrecks in the WWE. God knows he deserves a spot on here for what did to Candido by himself. But Shawn's on here for plenty more reasons than that; knowing he always had Vince's ear, and using it for yourseld never hurts. And that's exactly what Shawn did, Born Again or not.
Mick Foley- Didn't think you'd see him here, huh? Look, Mick might seem like a cuddly muppet, but deep down, he's really nothing more than a mark for himself. There's no other way to note that other than reading his books, in which he buries plenty of the people that made him a star, Vince included. To Mick, it was him and only himself that made Mankind a star, which isn't true. But to hear it from Mick's account, that's totally the case. Also, the incessant burying of Al Snow and Test really just gets annoying. Hell, this was the guy who took his self important ass home when Bret Hart was "screwed", saying he wanted to make a statement. Oh, he made a statement; that's he out for him, and only him, and just wadn't the company guy we thought him to be. Still, that matches nothing compared to...
The Ultimate Warrior- My pick. He was only hot for three years, but to hear it from him, he was Hulk Hogan. As a matter of fact, he still believes that, to the point that in his fantasy world, he will always be The Warrior. And guess what? Now, he can be, because he fucking changed his last name to Warrior. Whether from Rick Rude, Andre, Brain, you name it, everyone hated working with Warrior, and for good reason. He was a no name body builder before Vince, and treated everyone like absolute shit in all of his runs with the WWE. You know it's bad when on three separate times, your unprofessional actions get you canned. And that's what happened to this man. From fucking with people's career with Creative Power, to missing dates because he didn't feel like it, Warrior's ego is almost as big as the muscles he used to have. Perhaps Jericho was right; the tassels did cut off the circulation to his head.
So, for me, I'm going with Warrior. How about you?
Oh, Jesus Christ.... How could I forget Big Nose himself? JMT, thank you man. Triple H gets an honorary spot at the head of the Table of Douchebaggery. Gonna try and copyright that, I am