Best J.R One Liner

[latinoheat8979]

Here are the ones that stick out for me:

"Tyson and Austin, Tyson and Austin, Tyson and Austin" from Raw Jan 98
"Stone cold, stone cold stone cold" from WM 14 after Austin wins the belt.

I'm sure there's many more for those 2 stick out the most for me.

 

[OhCanadaEh2009]

J.R.: "BY GOD KING! IT'S THE GREAT ONE! THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP!"

Lawler: "IT'S THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!"

Gotta love JR and Lawler. I've heard some other classic quotes, just can't seem to remember them.

 

[alexhmfc1]

when chyna hit al snow with head......"Chyna Just Gave Al-Snow Head"

 

[RVD420]

King Of The Ring '98
Undertaker vs. Mankind - Hell In A Cell
Foley just got thrown off the cage
"With God as my witness, he is broken in half"

 

[finneycom1]

From Wrestlemania 18- Flair vs. Undertaker.

During the match, JR started calling Undertaker the nickname "Booger Red." During the match, there was a point when 'Taker was just kind of toying with Flair.

Then, JR proclaimed this- "Aah, King. One of these days, somebody's gonna come come along and whoop ol' Booger Red's ass!!"

I dont know where Booger Red comes from, but it's a funny nickname and the way JR said it- Priceless!!

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

At Judgment Day 2000 during the Iron Man Mantch, Rock wins the first fall, and then JR starts reeling off all the best tactics for the Rock at that point, and King asks if JR is sure he's never wrestled before, to which JR responds:

"Well I have grappled with the English language on a few occassions"

Made me laugh anyway