This is a line of thought that I've plagiarised from Coco - but he'd plagiarised it from Leo Kruger moments earlier, so I think that's alright.
For the non-Bo-Leavers amongst us, Kruger isn't just like Justin Gabriel because he's South African; he also has a very similar background. Kruger wrestled in World Wrestling Professionals in South Africa, just like Gabriel, and was something of a Big Deal, just like Gabriel. Unlike Gabriel, he was world heavyweight champion there. Kruger then made his way to FCW, just like Gabriel, where he was their world champion, just like Gabriel. Since, Gabriel ended up on NXT's first season, and Kruger has made his way, almost by default, to the new NXT/FCW hybrid (also known as NXT). Look at this, or at one of Kruger's matches, or one of Kruger's promos, and you can tell that he is one hell of a prospect. He's basically Kraven the Hunter, but as a wrestler. If that sounds awesome to you, it's because it is. If it doesn't, you're wrong.
During a recent 'promo class' for the NXT prospects, Kruger cut this promo:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/B9480C88ED2CB1C5# (Click "Continue as Free User" to view the video)
If you'd like to go over what Kruger said again, or you're more of a reader than a viewer, I took the trouble of making this transcript, martyr as I am:
I don't for a second believe this is a shoot. Some people do, largely because they're idiots. If you're going to shoot, you're not going to do it in a promo class presentation that nobody's supposed to see. It's a showcase for Kruger's talking abilities, and a pretty good one at that. And it's true. Three years, which is how long Kruger's been with WWE, is not an unreasonably long time to spend in developmental - Kruger's wrong there - but it seems as if indie talent do get preferential treatment.
People say that if Vince McMahon didn't make you a star, you don't get to be a star in WWE. This is bullshit for a number of reasons:
1) Hulk Hogan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_h...81981.E2.80.931983.29_The_Birth_of_Hulkamania)
2) It's 2013. If you're not a star in WWE, you're not a star - unless your name is Sting.
3) "Indie buzz" is the closest you can get to being a star outside of WWE these days, short of being a TNA deserter, and it's clearly been an advantage recently. This is what this thread is about.
We'll go with the indie stars Kruger mentions in his promo first. Seth Rollins, or Tyler Black, and Dean Ambrose, or Jon Moxley, are two thirds of The Shield. I don't know who said The Shield were in the doghouse, but they clearly don't watch WWE television. They've demolished every big name they've come across - sometimes through strength of numbers, sometimes through old fashioned teamwork - from Sheamus and Ryback to John Cena and The Undertaker. Most recently, they eliminated seven members of the opposition in an eleven-on-three handicap match - and only lost after a four man beatdown on Seth Rollins. If the Wyatt Family have been given The Shield's push, the plan for The Shield's push was for them to do fuck all.
Antonio Cesaro, or Claudio Castagnoli, is actually doing pretty poorly by comparison - but still pretty bloody well. He came off a lengthy reign as United States Champion but is still lucky enough to have a storyline, a character and a match or three to showcase his talent every week.
Meanwhile, alongside Kruger in NXT, we have...
Sami Zayn, or El Generico, the hottest prospect that WWE have. There's no doubt that Sami is exceptionally talented, and I love him more than my immediate family, but he's been given main roster talent to wrestle and a championship push mere months after debuting. Shit, he was wrestling, and defeating, Antonio Cesaro minutes after debuting.
Kassius Ohno, or Chris Hero, is, as far as I can tell, shit. But like a bad smell, like that which shit produces, he just won't go away. Reports are that a main roster spot is his once he loses the love handles. I don't know about that, but I do know that he's back on our screens once again, being given a baffling anti-authority storyline and yet another chance to demonstrate his lack of any remarkable attributes.
At the very pinnacle of professional wrestling we have Daniel Bryan, or Bryan Danielson, two-time WWE Champion, and the only man to get a clean win over John Cena not named The Rock in years. Bryan hasn't always been on the receiving end of the best writing, but he was given a Money in the Bank win and a sebsequent world championship when the reaction he got from live audiences was more coughs in a library than deafening roars.
People call CM Punk, or CM Punk, whiny because he talks about having the cards stacked against him when he was clearly actually dealt a pretty good hand. I think Punk has some genuine complaints, but it was that indie buzz that kept him afloat when he could have sunk. He and Bryan are comfortably the top two stars in professional wrestling with John Cena absent. At worst, Punk is the man that paved the road for those who followed. At best, he's a man who was handed championship after championship and great storyline after great storyline on a platter because of his pedigree.
Goodness knows why Kaval left. My theory is that it's because he's an impatient little bitch. He won NXT and was getting regular exposure on national television. What a horrible existence! Still, he gave it a good fortnight before he decided to take his ball and go home, so fair enough.
Have at it.
For the non-Bo-Leavers amongst us, Kruger isn't just like Justin Gabriel because he's South African; he also has a very similar background. Kruger wrestled in World Wrestling Professionals in South Africa, just like Gabriel, and was something of a Big Deal, just like Gabriel. Unlike Gabriel, he was world heavyweight champion there. Kruger then made his way to FCW, just like Gabriel, where he was their world champion, just like Gabriel. Since, Gabriel ended up on NXT's first season, and Kruger has made his way, almost by default, to the new NXT/FCW hybrid (also known as NXT). Look at this, or at one of Kruger's matches, or one of Kruger's promos, and you can tell that he is one hell of a prospect. He's basically Kraven the Hunter, but as a wrestler. If that sounds awesome to you, it's because it is. If it doesn't, you're wrong.
During a recent 'promo class' for the NXT prospects, Kruger cut this promo:
http://www.putlocker.com/file/B9480C88ED2CB1C5# (Click "Continue as Free User" to view the video)
If you'd like to go over what Kruger said again, or you're more of a reader than a viewer, I took the trouble of making this transcript, martyr as I am:
I could cut you a promo. I could be very entertaining. I could be funny. I could dance and I could make you laugh, but we both know that will make absolutely no difference. So instead, I will speak from the soul. And don't cut me off, because I have earned this time. I have earned it.
No matter what I do, you will not invest in me. Why? Because my name is not Seth Rollins. Or Dean Ambrose. Or Antonio Cesaro. No, my name is Leo Kruger, and that's not good enough. Because I didn't work the indies for twenty dollars a night - no. Because I was too busy - I was too busy main eventing Lagos, Nigeria in front of twenty thousand people at the age of nineteen. So I'm not your guy. And I'm done trying to be your guy. I'm not your puppet anymore. I don't care if I entertain you anymore. This puppet is cutting his strings. And you only have yourself to blame for it. Ta ta.
I don't for a second believe this is a shoot. Some people do, largely because they're idiots. If you're going to shoot, you're not going to do it in a promo class presentation that nobody's supposed to see. It's a showcase for Kruger's talking abilities, and a pretty good one at that. And it's true. Three years, which is how long Kruger's been with WWE, is not an unreasonably long time to spend in developmental - Kruger's wrong there - but it seems as if indie talent do get preferential treatment.
People say that if Vince McMahon didn't make you a star, you don't get to be a star in WWE. This is bullshit for a number of reasons:
1) Hulk Hogan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_h...81981.E2.80.931983.29_The_Birth_of_Hulkamania)
2) It's 2013. If you're not a star in WWE, you're not a star - unless your name is Sting.
3) "Indie buzz" is the closest you can get to being a star outside of WWE these days, short of being a TNA deserter, and it's clearly been an advantage recently. This is what this thread is about.
We'll go with the indie stars Kruger mentions in his promo first. Seth Rollins, or Tyler Black, and Dean Ambrose, or Jon Moxley, are two thirds of The Shield. I don't know who said The Shield were in the doghouse, but they clearly don't watch WWE television. They've demolished every big name they've come across - sometimes through strength of numbers, sometimes through old fashioned teamwork - from Sheamus and Ryback to John Cena and The Undertaker. Most recently, they eliminated seven members of the opposition in an eleven-on-three handicap match - and only lost after a four man beatdown on Seth Rollins. If the Wyatt Family have been given The Shield's push, the plan for The Shield's push was for them to do fuck all.
Antonio Cesaro, or Claudio Castagnoli, is actually doing pretty poorly by comparison - but still pretty bloody well. He came off a lengthy reign as United States Champion but is still lucky enough to have a storyline, a character and a match or three to showcase his talent every week.
Meanwhile, alongside Kruger in NXT, we have...
Sami Zayn, or El Generico, the hottest prospect that WWE have. There's no doubt that Sami is exceptionally talented, and I love him more than my immediate family, but he's been given main roster talent to wrestle and a championship push mere months after debuting. Shit, he was wrestling, and defeating, Antonio Cesaro minutes after debuting.
Kassius Ohno, or Chris Hero, is, as far as I can tell, shit. But like a bad smell, like that which shit produces, he just won't go away. Reports are that a main roster spot is his once he loses the love handles. I don't know about that, but I do know that he's back on our screens once again, being given a baffling anti-authority storyline and yet another chance to demonstrate his lack of any remarkable attributes.
At the very pinnacle of professional wrestling we have Daniel Bryan, or Bryan Danielson, two-time WWE Champion, and the only man to get a clean win over John Cena not named The Rock in years. Bryan hasn't always been on the receiving end of the best writing, but he was given a Money in the Bank win and a sebsequent world championship when the reaction he got from live audiences was more coughs in a library than deafening roars.
People call CM Punk, or CM Punk, whiny because he talks about having the cards stacked against him when he was clearly actually dealt a pretty good hand. I think Punk has some genuine complaints, but it was that indie buzz that kept him afloat when he could have sunk. He and Bryan are comfortably the top two stars in professional wrestling with John Cena absent. At worst, Punk is the man that paved the road for those who followed. At best, he's a man who was handed championship after championship and great storyline after great storyline on a platter because of his pedigree.
Goodness knows why Kaval left. My theory is that it's because he's an impatient little bitch. He won NXT and was getting regular exposure on national television. What a horrible existence! Still, he gave it a good fortnight before he decided to take his ball and go home, so fair enough.
Have at it.