Beatiality in the WWE

[SickJames]

For the first time ever in WWE we may be getting a Wedding between a human and an animal. Aksana marrying The Cobra seems to be a huge possibility at this point.

I mean Cesaro is bland, boring, and uninteresting.

The Cobra has more personality and after watching Raw I think Aksana may fall for it. I mean she really had no reason to come out as her man won the belt, there's no feud between he and Santino, thus there's no logical reason for her to come out other than to start a feud between Cesaro and The Cobra with her and Santino caught in the middle.

She gained nothing from a potential loss on the part of Santino tonight when she distracted The Cobra. Plus she didnt come out for Santino, but rather The Cobra.


Am I the only one who can see The Cobra in a cute little tux ala Mick Foley's Socko in a tux at the HOF in 2008 which The Rock commented on? And then Santino would be The Best Man.

Cesaro would interrupt, The Cobra would strike and then after the priest says You may now kiss the Cobra, the Cobra will kiss her hand, maybe Aksana turns face and gets a female Cobra pink or reg color.

I see this being better for Aksana in the long run than staying with Cesaro and it gives him a feud that can play out for the better part of the Fall.

This needs to happen! Really. A first in WWE weddings and it sparks a feud, a beastiality affair during PG tv.




If it were still The Attitude Era, Val Venis wouldve produced a porn film for Aksana and The Cobra called: Foreign Exchange of Bodily Fluids


Fisting Aksana's sweet ass with The... COBRA!




What do you guys say? Should this wedding happen and before you bash the idea remember how you always bash the SAME old hit happening again. So instead of a generic wedding, I offer this!


Also, if you dont think this is the obvious and fresh way to go, then give me a better way that makes sense, to spark a feud with Cesaro


(yes I just saw I fucked up the title, damn keyboard- there should be a thread edit tool. well if a mod could anyway add the s)

 

[Wolf Pac]

The title isn't the only thing fucked up about this thread. I'm suprised that management hasn't put you in The Prison yet, clearly you are trolling with these ridiculous threads.

 

[gd]

Shut your mouth this is the greatest thread I've ever seen.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

The scary part is that this is the first idea of his that's actually possible.

 

[SickJames]

I am not trolling. It's like I told someone via pm after giving me negative rep, as most do, just because I'm different or you dont like me. I dont care for having the same generic conversations every year. I know we have had the same damn threads more than 9 times sometimes over the past 3 years, but you all are okay with that. Atleast all of my threads are original and arent repeats.

It's just ppl like you who dont wanna talk about some of the topics in my threads uless you're bashing them, like Katie Vick. I was happy when Kane mentioned her just minutes ago on Raw. I just hope that the real action that should be taking place, takes place, and that's warnings or infractions for those of you who come into my threads, bash it and contribute nothing, that's worth action, not me making threads.


Again, it's the IWC, I'll never be apart of it because most of the IWC are stuck up and up their own asses. Even some of the dirtsheet writers themselves like Madden. He will bash the same exact shit most of you will yet you all are never satisfied with anything.

He's the epitomy of what most of you are, negativity for the hell of negativity and I hate the IWC for it. For killing wrestling for themselves, you're never satisfied ever. And as far as these threads go it's obvious if you dont fit a certain mold you dont get rep, you dont get liked by all. I dont care about that, I care about discussion, but me. I dont do the generic same old like most who cant come up with anything new to talk about. Let's create another thread where we talk about everything we hate about the WWE or TNA... yeah that'll get some rep


I want to talk about new things, and in this thread we're discussing the possibility of a first time ever wedding, a potential feud, and the possibility of more merch sales with WWE able to sell a female Cobra

 

[Con T.]

Couldn't you at least
Spell the topic of your thread
Correctly, brother?

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Again, it's the IWC, I'll never be apart of it because most of the IWC are stuck up and up their own asses. Even some of the dirtsheet writers themselves like Madden. He will bash the same exact shit most of you will yet you all are never satisfied with anything.

You are using the Internet, to discuss wrestling on a forum which contains a community. Whether you like it or not, you're a member of the IWC.

As for the thread, it's not beastiality, because WWE acknowledge that it's a sock/puppet, so she'd be marrying a sock/puppet of a Cobra, which is means it isn't beastiality, I could see it happening, but just dropping some intelligence in the thread.

Continue.

 

[SickJames]

to Hogan: I triiied, lol. No I missed that actually, the typo, but they really should have a thread title edit feature like most basic forums.

Also to the other poster I realize it's not Beastiality really, but it still is semi-symbolically. I mean that and it's also an attention grabbing title. You should make an attractive title.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

I'm actually shocked that WWE have not yet given Santino a girlfriend with a pink Cobra.

 

[keehlnate]

I never thought someone actually cared about that and even made a thread.

 

[therockiswwf]

[YOUTUBE]jxTBJjj1IZI[/YOUTUBE]

 

[DirtyD79]

Why not? We've already had necrophilia and implied incest storylines. Might as well throw in beastiality. Or at least as PG as beastiality can be.

 

[TLC]

Love the idea.

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.]

i want aksana to fall for my cobra.... or on it

 

[keehlnate]

you are aware that the cobra is just a sock right?

 

[Vincent Michaels]

you are aware that the cobra is just a sock right?

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Again, it's the IWC, I'll never be apart of it because most of the IWC are stuck up and up their own asses.

You are using the Internet, to discuss wrestling on a forum which contains a community. Whether you like it or not, you're a member of the IWC.

Good to hear this argument is still happening, after all these years.

For what it's worth, some of my favorite Santino work includes his most ridiculous moments. The cobra strike, Glamerella, Santina, etc. He's a rare breed of guys that can turn just about any filth into comedy gold. Eric Young is another, although I don't value his talents at quite the same level. It's not even a shame, as many would say, that such great workers end up with the comedy shtick. There's a big chunk of kids out there that love it. Kids are cool; throw them 10-15 minutes an episode for a Santino match and/or a backstage segment. Give him a goofy YouTube show, because he's going to make it entertaining. Of course there are many, many times I get bored by his act; usually about 3-4 weeks into whatever new thing he pulls out, as WWE has already milked it to death.

Don't rule out Santino's ability to make things work for him. I don't like Aksana, and I think you're batshit crazy that you think this is the path they're going to take, instead of the obvious writing on the wall. BUT... I appreciate your willingness to be open-minded to "new" things.