Battle of the Beards

[Tequila Dave]

When CM Punk shaved his beard, there was a void left in WWE. Week after week fans were left grimacing and wondering if a beard would ever emerge like Punk’s. Young hopefuls boldly stepped up to the challenge (see Justin Gabriel) but no one was able to recapture the glory of Punk’s facial masterpiece.

And then there was R.O.B.

R.O.B (Randy Orton’s beard) seemingly came out of nowhere, striking like an epileptic fat kid in a night club which sells doughnuts. It left fans confounded and excited, sometimes erect.

But I’ll cut to the chase: R.O.B or CM Punk’s beard? Answer carefully.

 

[Lee]

Punks as it's actually a beard, ROB looks like a 13 year old kids fluff.

 

[Daniel]

Punk can grow a better beard, but Orton's has actually made him better. It's a tough one. I'll go with Punk. His S.E.S beard was indeed awesome.

 

[The Dewbliners]

The loss of Punk's "Jesus beard" was a tragedy. The biggest loss, to me, was the untimely passing of Bastista's designer stubble. Fortunately, Mason Ryan came along to fill that void.

 

[CleverName51]

I gotta vote Other: Edge for his psycho beard

 

[Theo Mays]

No mention of me yet? Heartbroken.

Anywho Punk would be my pick here, but nothing touches Mike Knox.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

If it were not for R.O.B. I would have never been able to get off heroin. I want to thank each follicle for saving my life.

BTW, greatest thread started ever.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Brody.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Theo. I would've said it without prompting, honest.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Definitely Theo, then Brian Wilson, and then one of these guys.

 

[The Bearded One]

No mention of me yet? Heartbroken.

Anywho Punk would be my pick here, but nothing touches Mike Knox.

This man speaks the truth.

I'm embarrased for Orton every time I see him and that monstrosity he calls a beard.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Damn "irrelevant" IWC thinks they know everything about facial hair. Like Vince is going to tell Randy to shave it off or grow a handlebar mustache when kids and women love it and buy countless Randy Orton Trimmers and Randy Orton Minature Beard Combs in multiple colors. Not to mention that the week after he grew the beard a close up of it on Smackdown did a 2.5 rating.

Just deal with the fact that as long as Randy Orton's Beard is selling out Wembley Stadium, Zach Ryder's eyebrows are only going to show up on Superstars.

 

[Shocky]

The R.O.B. is awful. I'll take the Christ alMighty Punk Beard in a heart beat.