Awesome things always happen when my wife reads the forum over my shoulder

[johnbragg]

Strip club stories about Kevin Nash, for starters.

But my wife is in the military, where all acronyms are filthy, otherwise you wouldn't need an acronym. And her first guess for what CM Punk stood for was Cum Monkey.

 

[FromTheSouth]

UUUmmmm, it does.

 

[X]

Shut your ****e mouth FTS. Every time you sully Punk's good name, Quinn's baby dies a little bit. Do you want that on your conscience?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Playing on my love of blondes and pro-life. You bastard!

 

[FromTheSouth]

Speaking of pregnant chicks, have you seen Mythbusters lately? Keri's boobs are huge.