The pyro goes off and all that good stuff J.R and the king welcome us to Amesome Pro Wrestling. A video package showing tonights matches. The first match is up next!
Brock Lesnar vs Papa Shango.
Papa Shango comes to the ring looking as weird as ever. Next up is Brock Lesnar. He strolls to the ring with a cocky smirk thinking he already has this match won. The bell rings and Lesnar goes to shoot on Shango. But then Brock just freezes. Brock just stands there with a blank stare looking out into nowhere. Then Shango demands Lesnar to lay down for him, and he does. Shango gets the 1....2....3! Shango then gets up and demands Lesnar to follow him. While Jim Ross is screaming.
J.R.: GOOD GAWD, PAPA SHANGO PUT A VOODOO CURSE ON BROCK LESNAR! HE'S NOW PAPA SHANGO'S MND SLAVE AND HAS TO DO ANYTHING SHANGO WANTS.
We now go to the back where Eve Torres is interviewing The Ultimate Warrior about his upcoming match against Batista.
Eve: Warrior, What's your thoughts on your match against Batista tonight?
Warrior: Batistahhhhh is going to feel the cosmic power of the moon gods on the planet blingag tonight! He will always remember the night when the amazing power of the Ultimate Warrior used his moon powers to dominate his bitch ass!
Ultimate Warrior vs Batista.
Ultimate Warrior have a stare down in the ring. Warrior goes to gather his moon power but when he turns around Batista hits him with a spinebuster! Warrior stumbles up as Batista shakes the rope gathering his super prick powers! Batista hits the Batista bomb for the 1....2...3!
A vidoe package showing John Cena's 5 year reign as APW world champion is shown.
Next up is Bryan Danielson vs Bret Hart!
It's a long match full of suplexs and chops! Bret Hart wins at the end with a roll up! The audience falls asleep!
D-X vs Edge and Christian for the APW tag titles.
Trips and HBK come out and are doing their usual little promo. The out of nowhere Triple H falls over writhing in pain. HE TORE HIS QUADS, AGAIN! The refs carry Triple H to the back leaving Shawn Michaels to fend for himself against a seething Edge and Christian. Shawn Michaels then Super Kicks both Edge and Christian! The crowd explodes with joy! They think HBK has won the match! But then Shawn Michaels collapses in pain. He tore his retina, again! Christian rolls up for the 1....2..3! E&C celebrate in the ring as new tag team champions!
A video package is shown saying that next week Randy Orton will face Kurt Angle and Jake Roberts will face off against the boogeyman. Up next we have a nice little filler match! Hulk Hogan vs Kurt Angle!
Hulk Hogan vs Kurt Angle.
Angle beats the Hell outta Hulk. Schooling the Hulkster in classic wrestling. Then the Hulkster Hulks up, Hits the big boot, atomic leg drop, 1.....2...3! HOGAN WINS!
A video package is shown hyping our mainevent. The current champion John Cena has been champion for 5 years straight! But Brian Kendrick is a crafty little midget! Who will win?
John Cena vs Brian Kendrick for the APW world title.
John Cena ans The Kendrick square off in the ring. 5 seconds in John Cena hits the FU for the 1.....2....Just as Cena was about to get the pin the entire APW roster comes to the ring and jumps him! But No! Cena has an valiant come back and clears the ring! Then Cena sets his superman sights back on Brian Kendrick and locks him in the dreaded STFU! Kendrick is just about to tap out when the entire Korean army invades the ring to attack Cena! But No! It's not over yet! Cena waves his hand "YOU CANT SEE ME" and disapears! One by one the entire army drops to the dreaded SUPER INVISIBLE CENA! Then finally it's just Kendrick and Cena left. Cena grabs him in the FU and just as he's getting ready to slam Kendrick a gay porn movie pops up on the titantron. Cena freezes in lust! He cant take his eyes off the beefcakes that are on the screen. As Cena is mentaly *********ing Kendrick roles him up for the 1...2....3!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! THE WORLD FINALLY FINDS OUT SUPER CENA'S KRYPTONITE! IT'S GAY PORNOGRAPHY!
Who found out John Cena's secret weakness for gay pornography?
Will Brian Kendrick be able to keep the World title?
Will the Ultimate Warrior use his moon powers to heal Triple H's torn quads and Shawn Michaels torn retina?
Find out next time on Awesome Pro Wrestling!
