Ass Man Lyrics

[Uncle Sam]

I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

'Cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

So many asses, so little time
Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
I'm an Ass Man

Buns of glory,
Buns of steel
Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel

You walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!)​

How did Billy Gunn never make it big? I mean, yeah, he was shit, but...

 

[Rusty]

Awesome entrance.

 

[Moon Knight]

I liked that gimmick, only one that worked for him on any level.


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[Rusty]

That gimmick will be remembered forever.

 

[Moon Knight]

BTW some of those lyrics are wrong.

 

[Rusty]

Sam is allowed to make some mistakes.

 

[Moon Knight]

Sam is allowed to make some mistakes.

He didn't make a mistake. Silly.

 

[Rusty]

You said some of those lyrics are wrong.

 

[Moon Knight]

You said some of those lyrics are wrong.

True, but Sam didn't make a mistake....They person who wrote those down did.

 

[Rusty]

Ooohh I get ya now . I'm a bit slow tonight.

 

[Danmen001]

I can see that happening.

 

[Moon Knight]

Mr. Ass > Billy of Billy and Chuck.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I had it on my iPod. As I read along, I noticed that too. Ah well. I just wonder why he picks asses.

 

[Miko]

Well that bought back some memories.

Didnt he win King Of The Ring with that gimmick?

 

[Moon Knight]

I had it on my iPod. As I read along, I noticed that too. Ah well. I just wonder why he picks asses.

Mans got some freaky fetishes. Ever wonder why he was laughing at that tiger in his TNA video? Ewww.