Viola Moonlight
I'm Literally Just Here for WZCW
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Pyro illuminates the arena as we return to the Latinamerican Stadium in Havana, Cuba.
Cohen: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for letting us back into your homes. Over 40,000 strong as WZCW continues to make history. The second ever American Pro Wrestling event in Cuba. La Havana, Cuba to be exact. Jack Cohen alongside the beautiful Cat Connors under the Caribbean moonlight.
Connor: That's right Jack. Tonight, Ty Burna and Dorian Slaughter team up to take on Cerberus in non-title action. You could say it's The Elite vs Cerberus. And the last time we were in the Caribbean, Matt Tastic won the World Heavyweight Championship. We return and now Matt is a 2 time Champion. How will the local hero fare against the remaining head of Cerberus, Eve Taylor?
Cohen: I'd take the beautiful blonde over the goof.
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The World Heavyweight Champion appears on stage to a thunderous roar. With both the Cuban and Puertorican flags draped over him. He makes his way down the aisle high fiving fans befor entering the ring and taking the mic.
Matt: Buenas noches a mis hermanos!!
Good evening, my brothers!!
Me being Puertorican and Cuba are bound by history. As you can see, our flags are literally palette swaps of each other. Both of our homes once enslaved by the Spaniards of old. We both fought for our freedom. We love our rice and beans and we just can't get enough of that Salsa music. Asucaah!!
I barely survived Hell In A Cell. Ty didn't win. Mikey didn't walk out. Hell, Constantine wasn't even able to make it. But I made it. And I'm here tonight to fight. And I'm ready to fight at Unscripted. Me and Dorian Slaughter. 1 on 1. Our options for the match have yet to be announced, but seriously. Hell In A Cell. Steel Cage. Lethal Lottery. Elimination Chamber. Ugh. Why don't we have a Greco-Roman gimmick match?
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Dorian Slaughter comes out and slowly makes his way to the ring as the crowd boos.
Cohen: I have no clue what "asucah" means. I do however know that Dorian Slaughter means business. The fastest rising star in this company since... Well since Ty Burna.
Connor: That's the catchphrase of Celia Cruz, Jack. A very famous singer from here in Cuba. Known worldwide for her Salsa music.
Dorian: You stared death in the face. Fought the reaper and walked away standing. And yet you mock your encounter? The Devil spared you and you make light of it? You're not fit to stand among the living. It's clear to you that mortality means nothing.
Ty Burna failed on a miscalculation. But no one shall be spared when Judgment Day comes as The Book Of Slaughter dictates. Death judges all and no one will escape it's grip.
You've enjoyed your petty glimmer of hope. And you've clinged to the deteriorating rope of redemption long enough. That rope will soon snap. And you will plummet. To Hell. The reaper approaches, Matt Tastic. And no mortal is above death.
Matt looks on very seriously at his adversary. Dorian stares with a somewhat empty look onward after his words. There's zero movement from him while Matt slowly paces the ring.
Matt: You really are one morbid little creep. To all your claims about the death death death evil evil evil preaching, I think I got a retort. I notice you came out to Slayer. Awesome band, yeah. But Cuba holds a special gem of the music world. You talk about death? Well this great musician talks about life. And to enjoy it. Because like you said. It doesn't last forever. She began her career in 1966 and performed until brain cancer took her amazing life in 2003. Dorian, that's 37 years of singing about how great is life. And even on her deathbed she smiled. Something you sadly know nothing about because you can't get past the bad things in life to look in the bright side.
Dorian: Life has a beginning and it has an end. Death is unbound. It is infinite. You cannot change that.
Matt: Never cared about changing it, man. Neither did Celia Cruz. She knew her time would come. And decided to spread joy with her amazing talent. Learn something from her. Learn from the fact that we're actually here in Cuba. Bad times come to an end. At the end of the darkest of nights comes the brightest of days. And there's a reason we simply sleep during those nights. Like she always said:
♫Anyone who thinks that life is uneven, you have to know that it is not as well, that life is a beauty, it needs to be lived.♫
♫Anyone who thinks that this only and that is bad, you have to know that it is not as well, that in life there is no one only, there is always someone.♫
-♫Ay, there is no need to cry, that life is a carnival,
-and it is most beautiful live singing.♫
-♫Oh, oh, oh, Ay, there is no need to cry -
that life is a carnival♫
-♫ and the penalties are singing.♫
-♫Oh, oh, oh, Ay, there is no need to cry -
that life is a carnival,♫
-♫and it is most beautiful live singing.♫
-♫Oh, oh, oh, Ay, there is no need to cry -
that life is a carnival♫
- ♫and the penalties are singing.♫
Dorian: Soon your eyes will open, ignorant, lost lamb. And when they do, it will be too late. And you will be under death's cold embrace.
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Becky Serra appears on stage in a huff with a mic in her hand and interrupts the two.
Serra: Was I just hearing my World Champion..... singing? This isn't karaoke night, Matt. Shut the hell up and get ready for your match. Now, Mr. Slaughter, congratulations on your major, impressive win on Gold Rush. You will face Matt Tastic at Unscripted one on one. Now I do need to warn you. There will be a fan-vote for this match. But for what is yet to be determined. We will inform you soon enough.
Dorian starts to walk away and up the ramp, but Matt takes the mic again.
Matt: What the hell? I come here to cheer the crowd up and you bitch at me. Dorian sucks the breath out of life and you treat him like he's some high end gentleman? What kind of businesswoman are you? Loosen up a little.
Serra: Shut up. They're here to watch wrestling. Not a clown sing in the ring.
Matt: So you don't respect this country's culture. That's what you're saying.
Serra: Get out of the ring!
Serra: Was I just hearing my World Champion..... singing? This isn't karaoke night, Matt. Shut the hell up and get ready for your match. Now, Mr. Slaughter, congratulations on your major, impressive win on Gold Rush. You will face Matt Tastic at Unscripted one on one. Now I do need to warn you. There will be a fan-vote for this match. But for what is yet to be determined. We will inform you soon enough.
Dorian starts to walk away and up the ramp, but Matt takes the mic again.
Matt: What the hell? I come here to cheer the crowd up and you bitch at me. Dorian sucks the breath out of life and you treat him like he's some high end gentleman? What kind of businesswoman are you? Loosen up a little.
Serra: Shut up. They're here to watch wrestling. Not a clown sing in the ring.
Matt: So you don't respect this country's culture. That's what you're saying.
Serra: Get out of the ring!
Matt: I'll do it in style. DJ, give Becky a history lesson.
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Matt dances around the ring while Dorian simply marches away. He shows a slight sense of annoyance as he covers his ears on the way out. Becky simply grits her teeth and stomps away. Eve Taylor is seen peeking through the curtain. She stares daggers at Matt and he stops dancing noticing the stare. He stares right back at her as he holds up the World Championship.
Connor: What a catchy beat! Matt is taking his matches seriously, but he stops to give the crowd something to be pleased about.
Cohen: What? He just sang us a song! He was horrible. How dare he disrespect Dorian Slaughter and our general manager like that? I hope Eve slaps the tone-deaf out of him later tonight.