Pat O'Brien's
New Orleans, Louisiana
April 24, 2007
Benny Wolfsheim entered the sordid revelry of the Barley Oak bar, in shock and amazement; everyone and everything was so careless, and yet so perfectly horrible. The swell of music that knocked Benny back when he opened the doors to Pat O'Brien's was only growing louder as he entered the heart of the room. And yet, in a room of thousands of people, with so many people swirling around Benjamin Wolfsheim, Benny never felt more distant in his life. He had come alone, though he did not intend to leave alone.
But Benny realized that, in spite of his wishes, he was probably leaving this bar even more alone then when he came in. At least when he entered the bar, he entered with his self-esteem. Benny very much doubted he would leave with it. The song changed, as Benny tried to move across the bar, to much difficulty.
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Benny hunched over the bar, awkwardly trying to make some space among the sea of alcohol and body parts. His eyes darted, attempting to avoid eye contact for too long. One second, at most, to avoid looking like a creep.
But maybe someone is looking at me, Benny thought, allowing for his eyes to focus. Again, his eyes dart, as he tries to flag down the bartender. He meekly calls for her attention, as she takes drinks over to the patrons. This happens for at least three minutes, some times with the bartender passing right by him. His eyes finally lock on to a beautiful blonde across the bar, rapidly sipping down her hurricane. His eyes zeroed in on the dark red hue of the drink, and slowly moved upwards. The sandy tan arms that held the drink, the exotic jungle green top she wore out, the... His eyes hovered around her chest, just for a moment. Benny's eyes hung for just a moment... And then darted immediately upwards, almost as if he knew her eyes would be staring daggers at him. Benny found the woman scowling at him, aware that he was staring at her. She shook her head, and turned back to a friend, surely uttering some sort of swear at the weird guy across the bar, staring at her.
Benny returned back to try and get the attention of the bartender again. Not a small man by any means, Benjamin still struggled to get the attention of the bartender. People crowded around Benny, pushing him away from the bar. Exasperated, Benny tried to raise his muscular (but still small) arms over the people crowd over him. Unfortunately for Benny, this seemed an uncouth act to the bald, rippled man before Benny. He shot an elbow back into the stomach of Benny, and turned his head, so that only one side of his sunglasses could be seen. He mouthed something Benny, something barely audible but still unseemly, all the same. Benny wanted so badly to strike this man, to throw him across the bar, and throw him into glass. How badly he desired to make this man bleed like a stuck pig, watch him squeal and watch everyone's good time mired in spilled blood and torn muscle.
But Benny thought better of it. Instead, he slid down to another side of the bar. One just as full as the previously occupied area, but without the dangers of that brute hanging around him. Again, he jockeyed for position at the bar, trying to flag down the bartender. After another two minutes of trying to flag down the bartender's attention, he finally caught her gaze for half a second. He was lucky to awkwardly fumble out
"Bud light" before her attention darted away once again. Not sure if he was heard, this time he attempted to yell,
"Bud light!" If these were ideal conditions, Benny would have ordered a sour amaretto, on the rocks. But he knew his time would be short, and wanted to get out an order before the bartender switched her attention to another drink. He waited at the bar, like a hawk, his eyes darting across the bar. He noted the bachelorette party toasting to the honor of the blushing bride, with the bridesmaids scouring the bar for whatever...or whoever...might feed their appetite. Just a few feet from them, fraternity brothers chugging their cheap beer, hollering at the top of their lungs. And even further down the bar, a cropped hair man coyly wooing a woman. She hid her smile, but her eyes were locked on him. Benny turned away his eyes, with a hint of disgust, and looked to see his drink was waiting for him. Though it wasn't as he ordered; there sat in front of him, an Amaretto Sour. He stared down at the drink, and looked to his left and right. The once crowded area now seemed suddenly spare; certainly not empty, but much more so than before. He turned to see if this was anyone's order, attempting to ask the other patrons if this was their drink. No one around him seemed to order an Ameretto Sour, and he considered telling the bartender. But before he could, a voice spoke, very close to Benny.
"Keep it," the voice purred to him. It was comforting voice, yet a harsh one all the same. It managed to both alleviate Benny's fears, and yet give rise to a fear more, all at once. It was certainly a male voice, but one that also carried some air of ambiguity to it. Benny turned to his right, to the source of the voice, and saw a very tall man, wearing a purple jacket. Benny could barely make out the face, as it was covered in shadow by a very large fuzzy hat. The man took your attention when you saw him, even though there was very little Benny could see of his face. But he dressed in a way to grab the eye; the aforementioned purple jacket, leather pants, a lime green vest. This starkly contrasted the jeans and button down shirt Benny wore out, and Benny could feel a very weird charisma from this individual.
"I...uh, I appreciate it. But I don't-", Benny stammered on, trying to find a point. He didn't trust this man, at all. But if this was just a random act of kindness...and not an act that would seem self-serving...Benny didn't want to hurt the man's feelings. He was conflicted, as he took hold of the drink.
"Don't worry," the voice hissed, this time his eyes looking down at Benny.
"Consider it the beginnings of a negotiation."
Well, this certainly didn't make Benny feel any better.
"I didn't know we were negotiating. Don't usually do my business at bars." Again, Benny's eyes darted across the bar. Though this time, it was out of distress.
"Funny, I usually do all of mine here. I thought you might like to hear my business." The man in the hat put his arm around Benny's shoulders, and pointed his attention towards the woman in the green shirt again. This time, she was talking up a man at the bar, smiling and laughing. Benny started to become even more unsure where this was going, and nervously shuffled at the bar.
"I...thank you, but I don't necessarily have that much, and-"
"What if I told you she could be yours?"
An awkward pause, as Benny considered how best to get out of the situation.
"I appreciate it, man, I just don't have-"
"You're right, you don't. Not now, at least. But I can teach you to have it."
"I make good enough money already, so I'm not sure what exactly you could teach me about."
The tall man in the purple jacket laughed to himself. Benny could see a grin come across his face, as the man sipped from his own drink, a bourbon.
"I'm not talking about money. I'm talking about something you need more than that. I'm talking about game."
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Benny's eyebrows raised. For the first time in the entire conversation, he trusted in the tall man. Besides, what better did he have to do tonight.
"Game?"
A smirk out of the corner of the man's mouth.
"Yes, indeed. Allow me to introduce myself." He extended his hand.
"Ace."
Benny took the hand, though still a little wary at the offer.
"Benny Wolfsheim."
"Nope, first wrong move."
Benny raised an eyebrow, and scratched his head.
Oh, fucking hell. What the fuck is this? He looked around, to see if anyone else was listening.
"I'm sorry...what?"
"I'm giving you help. First wrong move. Never give your name. Or at least, your real name." Ace took out a cigarette, and began to light it.
"Do you mind?" Benny shook his head, still absolutely confused. Ace took a drag, and puffed out towards the ceiling.
"You never want to start off by revealing too much about yourself. In fact, you want them to always be chasing you. You never give your name... You make them ask you what your name is."
This completely flummoxed Benny, who was left rather speechless.
"I...he...you just gave me your name."
Ace raised an eyebrow, and looked Benny in the eye.
"I'm not trying to get your number." Benny relaxed a little, as he listened on.
"No, you see...the trick is to make them want to know you. It isn't introducing yourself, it's making yourself known. Take, for example, eye contact." Ace looked back to the woman in green, who now seemed to be alone. Benny, too, looked at the woman, but for only half a second. He remembered his past faux pas, and looked down to his drink, taking a sip for the first time in the conversation.
"Now, in the wrong context, eye contact can hurt your game. You can look too interested...even desperate." He looked to Benny, hoping that his point was noted.
"But, when you catch the person you're pursuing looking at you..." They both looked to the woman in green, who in fact was looking at Ace. Ace raised his eyebrows at her, as Benny just watched on. Ace turned away and looked at Benny again.
"That's when you know the time is right to strike." Ace turned to the bartender, and ordered two jack and cokes.
"Seems easy enough," Benny chimed, almost getting ready to walk over to her.
"Now what?"
Ace held Benny back with one hand, keeping him from walking over.
"We wait. It's all in the introduction. It's all in the way you catch her attention."
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"How do you know she's coming?" Benny asked, almost short of breath. Ace smiled, and took another sip in his drink.
"Tell you what...if she doesn't, I'll teach you everything I know for free. But if she does, you give me a call. And I can teach you how to run game. After all," Ace got in really close, as if he were whispering a secret.
"Don't you deserve to have what all of these beta bitches around us can get?"
The thought intrigued Benny. But before he could even register it, Ace had started moving away.
"I don't have your number."
Ace smiled, and nodded at the drink.
"It's underneath that coaster." As Ace walked away, Benny pulled the coaster from the table. He saw a business card, and picked it up.
Ace's Hardcore Store
Pick Up Artist
734 Canal Street
There was a phone number on the back, just as Benny had been told. But before he could even register it, a jade green filled his eye.
"Hi."
Benny looked up from the business card, to find the woman standing in front of him.
"Where did your friend go?"
Benny couldn't believe what had happened, but had enough wherewithal to reply,
"He had business."