Anderson: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!
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Austin Reynolds and Ricky Runn emerge from the backstage to a huge pop. The crowd is livid over the dynamic duo as Ricky sprints to the ring and slides inside of it. The Ratings Killer takes his sweet time as he shows the fan some appreciation with some high-fives before getting into the ring.
Anderson: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 390 lbs, Ricky Runn and Austin Reynolds, Runn Reynolds Runn!
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Scott Hammond appears from the back as the crowd shows their disapproval of his recent alignment change. He raises his arms into the air as he glares out at the crowd. Pyros shoot up from behind him as he slowly makes his way to the ring. He opts to stay outside of it until his partner comes down.
Anderson: And their opponents, first, from London, England, weighing in at 275 lbs, Scott Hammond!
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Red lights begin flashing as Blade steps out from the back. He poses at the top of the stage and taunts the crowd in response to a chorus of boos. He then makes his way down to the ring where he slaps Hammond on the back as he points at Runn Reynolds Runn.
Anderson: And his tag-team partner, from Dublin, Ireland, weighing in at 235 lbs, Blade!
Blade and Hammond quickly slide into the ring and begin striking Reynolds and Runn. Hammond pummels Runn against the ropes and sends him over with a clothesline. He pursues him outside as Blade and Reynolds trade blows in the ring. Reynolds finally pushes Blade back into a corner, as he stays in an opposite one. The ref is finally able to get Hammond back to the corner as Runn slowly recovers to his. The bell signals and the match can officially begin.
Connors: It looks like Blade and Hammond are quick to execute the first strike in this trial tag-team match before their EurAsian Championship tag-team match at All or Nothing.
Cohen: This is a tune-up match for these two great men. Black Dragon and Chris Beckford are no match for these two megastars, and neither is this joke of a team, Runn Reynolds Runn.
Blade and Reynolds begin circling each other in the ring as Runn, who has now recovered, hops up onto the apron in his team’s corner. Blade and Reynolds lock up and Blade is able to overpower Reynolds and throw him to the mat. Reynolds rolls to the rope and pulls himself back up as Blade charges him, but is met with an elbow to the face. Blade turns in a full circle as he holds his face in pain. He goes to attack Reynolds, who is still attached to the ropes, but he gets another elbow to the face. This time he stays turned around as Reynolds bounces off of the rope and delivers a lungblower to Blade. Blade holds his back in pain as Reynolds crawls over to him and goes for the pin. 1.... Kick Out!
Connors: Austin looks very determined early on in this match. I’m sure he is hoping to overturn his team’s current losing streak tonight.
Cohen: Yeah, right! We’ve only just begun this match. There is no way that Blade and Hammond are going to lose to these two buffoons.
Reynolds picks Blade up by his hair and throws him against the ropes. Reynolds runs towards the other side and jumps up on the middle rope and attempts an asai moonsault and connects! The crowd cheers loudly at the high flying maneuver as Reynolds gets to his feet and goes for another cover. 1….2..Kick Out! Reynolds picks himself up and begins stomping away on Blade’s midsection. He then proceeds to pick Blade up and back him into his team’s corner. He tags Runn and he jumps on the turnbuckle to set up for a hurricanrana. He executes it, but Blade rolls into it and is able to land on his feet. Ricky is unaware of the reversal and gets up with out caution and is met with a clothesline from a brooding Blade.
Connors: Blade is not happy about being manhandled from Reynolds, and I’m sure he is going to let Ricky know how he feels.
Cohen: Manhandled? He was just caught off guard Connors. Jeez!
Runn gets to all fours as he tries to recover from the stiff clothesline, but he is met with a stiff kick to the neck! Blade presses his foot down on Ricky’s neck as the ref begins the count and finally forces Blade to relinquish the hold. Blade pushes his sweat and hair back as he spits at the young superstar. The crowd boos loudly at this as Reynolds has seen enough and has begun to step inside of the ring. The referee makes his way over to stop him as Blade uses the distraction to throw Runn into the corner near Hammond. Hammond locks an arm around Runn’s head and begins delivering several punches to his forehead. Blade continues to stir up the interaction between the referee and Reynolds until Reynolds finally concedes and steps out. Runn is now slumped into the corner as Blade makes his way over to him.
Cohen: Brilliant team work here by Hammond and Blade. You can really tell they are on the same page. Imagine if Myles and Bateman actually gave these guys what they deserved, a world title match.
Connors: Would they use cheating tactics to win that match, like they are trying to use to win here?
Cohen: You are always so negative Connors.
Blade kicks Runn in the gut and tags in Hammond. Hammond makes his way into the ring and takes another shot at Runn’s gut as Blade holds him up. Blade exits the ring and allows Hammond to continue the beating. Hammond pulls Runn out of the corner and grapples him and nails a t-bone suplex. He stays on the ground with him and locks in the anaconda vise! Runn begins frantically flailing his legs as the crowd perks up from the excitement.
Cohen: It’s over! Runn is going to tap!
Reynolds is quick to get into the ring to break the hold up, but Blade repays him with a falling clothesline. Hammond quickly gets up and joins Blade in disposing of Reynolds. Combined, they toss Reynolds over the ropes and Blade follows him to the outside. Hammond turns around and is met with a crisp sounding enzurguri kick to the head! Runn covers the toppled Hammond. 1….2…Kick Out! Runn can’t believe it as he jumps up and runs towards the opposite ropes. He tucks and performs a Rolling Ricky and nails it on Hammond’s torso! Again the cover, 1……..2……. Runn is pulled off of Hammond and outside of the ring by Blade. Blade connects with an uppercut and Ricky falls. He turns back around and is met by a dropsault from Reynolds! The crowd pops huge and Blade hits the outside mat hard. Reynolds runs over to Runn and helps him back into the ring. Runn is met with a recovering Hammond and attempts a spinebuster, but it’s reversed! Hammond hits Runn with a chop to the chest and turns him around from the impact. Hammond grapples Runn’s waist and hits a german suplex! Hammond pulls the dead-weight Runn into the center of the ring and goes for the cover. 1…..2…..Kick Out! Hammond jumps up into the referee’s face and argues that it was a three count.
Cohen: You want to talk about cheating, how about the shotty calling by the referee?
Connors: Well, I honestly don’t believe that a WZCW referee would ever do something like that, but I wouldn’t blame them for what happened to them all last night on Meltdown.
Hammond finally lays off of the ref as he walks over to Runn and pulls him up. He lifts him up and onto his shoulders as he signals for the London’s Calling. Runn begins elbowing him in the face in order to counter, but Hammond won’t break it. Finally Runn is able to escape to the ground. He delivers a fatigue-driven drop kick to the chest of Hammond, which sends him into the corner turnbuckle. Blade makes the blind tag and hastily goes for Runn, who is attempting to make the tag. There is only an inch between the fingers of Runn and Reynolds, but the attempt is thwarted by Blade who pulls Runn away. Blade picks him up and tucks his head between his arm and body. He lifts him up for a suplex, but holds Runn in the air as he taunts the crowd by shaking his head in approval of his own strength. The crowd boos loudly as Runn’s body remains held in a delayed vertical suplex.
Connors: Blade is just toying with him now Jack. Is this what you want to see in a champion?
Cohen: There is nothing wrong with confidence Connors.
Blade finally executes it fully and sends Runn hard onto the mat. He goes for the cover, 1…….2……… Kick Out! The crowd and Reynolds pop huge from this as there was definitely an uncertainty in the crowd at whether or not Runn could survive the delayed suplex. Blade can’t believe it and he quickly picks Runn up. He turns Runn around and hits his finisher, The Halo! Runn is sprawled out on the mat as Blade quickly makes the cover, 1……..2…….. a break up by Reynolds to save the count! Blade quickly gets up as he glares at Reynolds, who is still in the ring. Reynolds slides out the ring and Blade is ready to take pursuit, but is stopped by a yelling Hammond. Hammond is signaling for Blade to tag him in while Blade takes care of Reynolds. Blade agrees and tags Hammond in.
Cohen: It’s over for Ricky Runn, now! Hammond will do the final deed and put that kid out of his misery.
Blade gets out of the ring, but is met with an upset as Reynolds sends him falling with a hard shoulder thrust. In the ring, Hammond picks up Runn and lifts him up on his shoulders to execute London’s Calling. Reynolds jumps up on the apron and distracts Hammond, who allows Runn to drop off his shoulders and behind his back. Reynolds jumps off the apron before Hammond can attack him and points towards the ramp. Hammond looks towards the ramp, but sees nothing. He turns back towards Reynolds, but realizes that he is gone! Reynolds is now making a mad sprint back to his team’s corner. Runn is slowly crawling to that corner as well. Reynolds jumps up on the apron as Hammond nervously tries to grab Runn before it’s too late! The crowd is roaring as mere inches are between the hand of Runn and Reynolds. Hammond grabs the leg of Runn and begins to pull him away, but wait! He is met with a kick to the face! Runn pushes off of his other leg and makes the hot tag! Reynolds jumps into the ring with a roaring crowd behind him!
Connors: This crowd is absolutely nuts as Runn makes the hot tag and now Reynolds is in the ring with Hammond!
Cohen: Shut up you idiots! This doesn’t mean anything!
Reynolds hits a standing Hammond with a discus lariat and sends him hard to the mat. Hammond quickly recovers and gets back up, but is met with a roaring elbow and he stays down this time. Reynolds notices that Blade is recovering outside and is a possible threat to break up a pin. He looks over at a now standing Runn and signals something to him. Runn nods and runs at Reynolds who picks him up with both hands. Reynolds carries Runn over his head and towards the ropes where Blade is at on the outside. Reynolds launches Runn over the ropes and into Blade! Blade is taken out and Hammond is still on the ground. Reynolds runs over to him and grabs his legs; he picks him up and hits the Ratings Killer! Reynolds flips him over and goes for the pin, 1……..2………..3!!
Anderson: Here are your winners, Runn Reynolds Runn!
The crowd cheers loudly as the high flying tag team picks up a significant win. Runn rolls into the ring as Hammond slowly rolls out. Reynolds picks him up and the two begin celebrating as they have now snapped an unfortunate losing streak. The sound of clapping is echoed through the PA system as Alexander Stark and Hiraku Susumu (Mind Over Matter), with an unidentified man, step out from the back. Stark is holding a microphone up to Hiraku’s hand as he is clapping slowly.
Stark: Do you hear that? That’s the sound of clapping. Something that you guys don’t hear very often, and something that you definitely won’t be hearing after our match at All or Nothing.
Stark and Susumu grin evilly as the crowd boos them. Susumu gets a microphone from the unidentified man and begins to speak.
Susumu: As you may remember, if you have the mental capacity to remember that far back, we won the tag-team match on Meltdown 65 that allowed us to pick the stipulation for our match at All or Nothing.
Susumu grins at Stark, who signals for the unidentified man to hand him a scroll that he is holding. Stark smiles as he unravels the scroll.
Stark: Ahem.
The crowd boos loudly.
Stark: Ahem!
The crowd boos even louder.
Stark: The official All England rules for tag team competition as laid down by Richard Neville, 16th Earl of Warwick.
Susumu: I will translate for you two idiots just in case you don't understand.
Stark: To ensure that all rules are correctly enforced there must be two referees present, at least one of whom must be certified as competent in enforcing the rules listed hereafter.
Susumu: Since clearly none of the refs in WZCW have been able to show any sort of competency, we shall provide a proper official. And it will be my newly acquired manservant, Takahiro.
Susumu gestures to the man who was previously unidentified. He steps forward and bows to the stream of boos that fill the arena. Stark nods and continues reading.
Stark: Foreign objects will be checked for by the certified ref.
Susumu: No funny business from either of you two. Takahri will check for any weapons you may have.
Stark: Winners shall be determined by submission or disqualification only.
Susumu: No pinfalls gentlemen. Do either of you even know a submission maneuver?
Stark: Upon contact with the ropes there is no obligation to break contact with the opponent and no count to do so will be delivered by an official.
Susumu: While you two are screaming in agony as we twist a specific body part, there will be only two options, tap, or be broken. There is no escape from our submissions.
Stark: At no point may more than one competitor from each team be in the ring. The first violation of this rule results in a warning, the second in disqualification.
Susumu: There will be no double team maneuvers. Period.
Stark: "Tags" take place either by making physical contact with your partner, or by the active partner leaving the ring.
Susumu: You do not have to tag to allow your partner in. These are similar to lucha libre rules.
Stark: Eye gouging, shots below the belt, disrespecting your opponent, spitting, hair pulling, profanity, arguing with an official, and closed fist strikes to the face are all grounds for disqualification.
Susumu: You will show us the respect we deserve. Not doing so will result in you losing the match.
Stark: Finally, at no point may the ring ropes or the turnbuckles be used to gain elevation to perform a maneuver. Violation of this rule is punishable by disqualification.
Susumu smirks at this rule as Runn and Reynolds look frustrated with this last announced rule. The crowd does not respond well to the omission of high flying moves.
Susumu: I can tell you already get this one. That means your little high flying moves, will force you to lose the title. You've been grounded, and you will stay grounded at all times.
Stark: Those are the rules gentlemen; we look forward to your paltry efforts at All or Nothing.
The tag team champions laugh as their music hits and they exit towards the back. Ricky turns to Reynolds as Reynolds shakes his head. He slaps his hand on his partner's shoulder as they begin exiting the ring.
Cohen: That is outstanding. Finally these two daredevils will be forced to fight honorably.
Connors: Mind Over Matter just took away RRR's best offensive weapons away from them. While I'm sure Runn and Reynolds can't be happy with this, they will have to adjust their style accordingly.