Grizzly awoke on top of the deluxe hotel bedding. The creamy satin sheets didn’t do as much to keep out the cold as his natural belly-blubber, but they were indeed comfortable. He kicked out of the messy duvet and got to his feet. With his untrimmed beard, rarely revealed back hair and an unholy stench exuding from his socks, he seemed even more feral than usual. Slowly, his hairy hand dragged from his brow to his chin. As he did so, Grizzly’s eye caught something on his arm – a souvenir of the assault on him at the previous Aftershock. The mark that the needle left on his arm was still barely visible.
He shook off the thought as a ravenous growl reverberated through the room. Grizzly looked at his stomach and dragged his feet out of the room, leaving the beige curtains drawn and the compact bar-fridge lacking its original trimmings. As the smell of grilled bacon, freshly baked croissants and coffee of a non-instant variety hit his nostrils, Grizzly found himself grinning as he trotted towards the breakfast area.
Grizzly wasn’t used to all of that. The silverware, the inlaid ebony tables and the Parisian art deco did not a wooden cabin make. Luckily, the three helpings of salmon steak (garnished with spring onion and cream cheese) went down his gullet just as smoothly served on a polished, porcelain plate as it would off a spare hubcap. He searched the room, looking for his tag-partner, but Bobby Adams was nowhere to be found. Instead, he noticed some of the other wrestlers...
The bright, green cranium of Krypto was visible from afar. He was seated in one of the dining room’s elaborately finished, wrought-iron chairs with his feet not touching the ground and his arms waving about excitedly.
No, no, NO! I said “NO pickles”!
Grizzly heard a noise to his left. It was Steven Holmes, looking remarkably composed for a man grabbing one of the waiters by the arm and threatening him with a bread knife.
If you do not HAVE a proper English muffin, servant, you’ll need to go and bloody-well FIND one before this blade goes in one end and out the other...
In the corner, quietly minding his own business, S.H.I.T. requested a bottle-opener. With robotic efficiency, the mechanical man extended the corkscrew and drilled a hole in his tin of motor oil.
Finally, a young man with quiet confidence entered the French room. As Bobby Adams walked in, he took off his baseball cap, revealing his shaggy blonde hair. He caught a waiter’s eye and politely motioned towards Grizzly’s table. He slung his gym bag off his shoulder and slid it beside a chair next to Grizzly, who rose and extended his arm to meet him.
Mr Adams, I pr’sume!
Mr, uh... Bob!
Pleased to meet you, fella’! Have a seat.
Don’t mind if I do!
Bobby positioned himself on the seat opposite Grizzly, extending his legs comfortably and leaning his torso against the delicate upholstery. Bobby lifted an eyebrow at the stack of empty plates on the table.
These frenchies know good eatin’! I’ve been stuffin’ my face since yest’rday and I haven’t struck frogs’ legs once! Why don’t you ask Pierre here for some grub?
With an expression of thinly veiled disdain, the sullen waiter turned away from Grizzly and his face softened when he spoke to Bobby. Grizzly was taken in by the way the waiter’s dark, pencil-thin moustache moved when he spoke.
Bonjour, monsieur! My nehm ees ‘Ugo and I weell be your waiterrr forrr todeh. Would you la-ike to orderrr?
Could I get another salmon? I’m starving!
Bobby’s finger moved across the menu’s calligraphic text as he deciphered it.
Thanks, Hugo. I’d like the... tartine du fromage and the... coffee au lait.
Oui! A superrrb choice, monsieur...
Pardon his French...
Grizzly chuckled jovially at his own joke, until met with a deadpan stare from Bobby and a much more scathing one from Hugo, whose tuxedo allowed him just enough mobility to walk away indignantly.
Ain’t his just the life, Bobby? Here we are, two small-town boys, livin’ it up in a tour across Europe and staying in a place like this on the company dime...
It sure is a far cry from the dilapidated gyms in New Hampshire, I’ll tell you that!
They took a moment to study the interior of the hotel’s luxurious interior – something that was completely foreign to both of them.
Yeah, from what I und’rstand, you’ve worked the indy circuit for quite some time.
It’s not WZCW by a long shot, but the principle’s the same. There’s no substitute for a group of fans (no matter how small) who cheer you on to do your best.
In his mind’s eye, Grizzly pictured a large Rottweiler on a wooden bench in his mountain cabin.
I know what you mean, Bobby, but tell me... who’s YOUR biggest fan?
Bobby’s clear blue eyes stared directly into Grizzly, before breaking eye-contact.
Actually, I don’t know how to answer that.
Bobby shifted around uncomfortably in his chair.
Gentlemen, zee chef sends ‘is compleemahnts. Perrr’ahps I could bring zee beell?
Sure, Pierre, but if you could give us a moment?
Grizzly waved the waiter off.
Ahs you weesh...
Bobby cupped his coffee with both hands and peered into the distance.
Sumthin’ on yer mind, Bobby?
It’s not your problem, big guy.
Grizzly pursed his lips while a frown drew his bushy brown eyebrows together.
Now, don’t be like that, man! I know we hardly knew each other an’ all, but if we’re going to tag, you need to trust me. You’re me partner and I can tell you’re good people, so why not just tell me what’s on your mind?
Bobby winced as he took a big sip of the steaming coffee.
Alright... If you MUST know, life on the road hasn’t exactly been easy on my family.
There was somewhat of a pause between them. Bobby looked away again and Grizzly sat back in his seat, not expecting the serious effects of his nosy nature.
I’m sorry to hear that, bud. It wasn’t my place to push you for the information. Me and my stupid, size fourteen mouth...
You know what? Maybe I need to share this with you.
Bobby breathes a deep and pent-up sigh. Bobby visibly became less composed as he discussed his worries with Grizzly.
All this touring, gallivanting around the world... do you have any idea how much strain this puts my wife under? Stephanie’s started to resent me!
Gosh, I’m sor-
My son, Calvin, is growing up without his father to show him how to be a man. While I’m risking my neck over here, I’m losing precious time with him that I’ll never EVER regain!
Man, I wi-
My mother, the only person who would anchor me when things get crazy, is in an ICU and I don’t even have enough money to pay the medical expenses! I’m in this over-the-top, boutique hotel and I’m spending way too much money on this damn cheese sandwich and coffee just to save face, when I should be sending that money home to my wife, so that she at least knows where her next fucking meal will be coming from!
Bobby slowly let his face sink into the palms of his hands, while Grizzly watched in stunned silence. Eventually, he gathered enough courage to put an arm around Bobby’s shoulder. He had no clue what to say.
I’m sorry to make you open up a can of worms like that.
Another couple of moments passed.
When Bobby sat up, his face was pale, but his eyes had a reddish hue.
I don’t even know why I told you all of this, but it does feel a lot better now. I think a good jog will clear my head. You in?
With that, Bobby broke the tension of the situation and Grizzly gave a good belly-laugh.
I think I’ll pass...
*****
You sure Adams won’t return for a while?
The metallic plaque on the oaken door shone brightly under the old-world gas lamps – 317. Directly next to a vermillion “no-smoking” sign, the smoky trail of Marlboro Red filled the hall. Blade was using a discarded paper clip to pick the lock of Bobby Adams’s room, while Grizzly was standing watch. A large, cardboard box stood next to them. It had with cables protruding from it.
Yep, he’s off training. Lean non-smoker like that would probably be gone for hours. Gotta admit, I love his guts!
I hear you! Adams is one hell of a talented guy - and he just joined the company! Okay, cig me...
While Blade’s hands were busy manipulating the lock, Grizzly snuck a lit cigarette past Blade’s long and curly hair and held it to his lips. The coal flickered as Blade took a drag and Grizzly took back the cigarette. After a few grunts and some choice curse words by Blade, the door sprung open!
Blade, I must say I’m impressed. Not only are you successfully on the run from the law, but you’re FURTHERIN’ your criminal record by doin’ this li’l B&E for me!
What’s even MORE impressive is that I just unlocked a card-reader with a piece of wire!
‘Ppreciate it, bud. I owe you one. No, make that two! Do I want to know where you got this box of goodies?
No, you don’t. Make it “two” cartons of cigarettes and you got yourself a deal. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go back into hiding. Naturally, if anyone asks, I was never here.
Of course! You also never were in Dublin during that huge whiskey raid in ’09...
Blade gave Grizzly a thumbs-up and a smile before disappearing around the nearest corner.
What a stand-up guy... Time to go to work!
Grizzly tiptoed into the room, keeping the box to his hip and shut the door behind him. He took out a lengthy manual and studied it carefully. Locating the phone line was easy, it was everything else that threw him off completely...
*****
His blonde hair was trailing behind him as a mixture of frustration and anxiety fuelled him onwards. In the midst of charming bakeries, lovingly kept gardens and refined locals enjoying coffee at their favourite spots in the park, the American sprinted on.
Bobby dared not think what might happen to his family if things continue to crumble this. Images from his personal life swirled in front of him – Chunk, not getting the big break that he himself had; Calvin’s face each time when he told him goodbye; his mother, Betty, hooked up to all sorts of machines in an ICU; Stephanie and the bitter sense of resentful abandonment she was sure to make him aware of...
He kept his head down as his neon orange trainers thumped the black tar of Paris.
*****
So if I take this doohickey and plug it into that ol’ thingamajig...
Pairing the manual with his working knowledge of sparkplugs and clutch cables, Grizzly was finally able to piece together something that resembled a PC. He consulted the manual once more.
Okay, so an IP-address is a real thing?
Grizzly took a moment to consider this.
I think I finally got that urinal joke...
He switched on the PC and looked around on the desktop. First he tried the browser.
“Lose 100 lbs using this weird tip”? Maybe tomorrow...
“Horny singles in your area”? What an odd way to advertise a rhino auction...
Eventually Grizzly found the Skype programme. He added the contact, held his thumbs and hoped for the best. Within minutes, a beautiful woman with dishevelled blonde locks of hair appeared on his screen.
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU CALLING AT FOUR IN THE MORNING?
*****
The key-card made a barely audible beep as Bobby swiped it across the sensor. Covered in sweat, he opened the door by leaning his tired arm against it. It had been quite the run, but Bobby Adams knew the value of staying in shape. What he didn’t know, was why there was a big, hairy man in his room with a computer that wasn’t his. Adrenaline seized him in the sudden confusion.
What’s going on here? What the hell are you doing in my room?
Grizzly swivelled around, donning a sheepish expression as he saw the agitated Bobby.
Before you throw me out, Bobby, I have a li’l present for you...
Deftly, Grizzly stepped aside, revealing Stephanie on the monitor.
Bobby! Is that you?
Disbelief washed over Bobby’s face. His features softened and his voice was gentle.
Steph?
Bobby’s index finger gently stroked the monitor. He turned his head towards Grizzly.
How did y-?
I got a guy. I’ll leave you two kids to it, then.
Grizzly beamed at them. He closed the door behind him and his heavy footsteps faded as he headed off into the hallway.
Well, somebody’s kitted out in their Sunday best...
Stephanie offered him a playful smile. Bobby returned the backhanded compliment.
You aren’t looking too shabby yourself.
Your friend caught me at a bad time.
Yes, I can totally see that!
The room filled with contented silence.
Steph... here in this foreign country, with everything so alien to me, seeing your face and hearing your voice does wonders for the soul. I...
Most people who didn’t know him well enough wouldn’t notice, but as a spouse Stephanie notice her husband’s voice was close to cracking.
I really miss you, honey. Now that we can finally speak, I can’t even find the words...
I miss you too. I know things haven’t been great for us, but it’s such a comfort to know you’re okay.
Why didn’t we think of this earlier?
Because we’re stressed and stupid...
The couple shared a laugh, interrupted by a long yawn from Stephanie.
You know what? I’ll call you later, when the sun’s up over there.
That would be nice. Bobby?
Yeah?
We’re going to be okay, aren’t we?
Of course we are. Now you go get some sleep.
Good night.
Bobby saw Stephanie close her laptop and spent a few seconds staring at the grey static, realising once more what a lucky man he is, in spite of everything.