The outside of an arena becomes visible as the camera slowly focus in. The scene quickly shifts around the structure and into the underground parking gararge. After speeding around a few corners and past several obvious rental cars until the camera finally comes to stop at a vacant parking space no more than 3 feet from the entrance. A sign on the wall behind the spot says it all in big bold black letters:
SPACE RESERVED
EVEREST
The space stays empty for just a few seconds before we see a Yellow and Black 2010 Camaro speed around the corner and calmly stride into place. The door of the Muscle car swings open and out steps WZCWs very own World Heavyweight Champion: EVEREST. Hes dressed to impress as he strolls to the entrance door in a custom made Armani suit, Five hundred dollar Alligator skin shoes and his Rolex is clearly visible. All of this pales in comparison to the beautiful gold title belt that hes got draped over his left shoulder. He strolls to the door and without so much as a mention of identification the guard simply says Hey Champ and opens the door. Everest sneers a smug little smile and enters the arena.
Our scene quickly shifts to inside the arena and we are following Everest as he heads to his dressing room. Of course, because this wouldnt be an interview segment without her, Becky Serra pops out from behind the wall and stops our champion dead in his tracks.
BECKY SERRA: Well champ, good to see you decided to show this evening.
EVEREST: (Not amused) What the hell you talking about Barbie?
BECKY: Well the last time we had a contract signing you didnt even have the courtesy to show up. You didnt even want to give the fans the time of day. Im just surprised that you bothered to show your face tonight.
EVEREST: Well it seems someone has grown some peaches. You arent pulling any punches tonight are you. What is it? Are you trying to get that anchor job beside Katie Couric or what? Anyway in answer to your question: The reason Im here tonight isnt to confirm my Title match at Kingdom Come. Im here tonight because I am THE World Heavyweight Champion and Ive come to the conclusion that no Meltdown should be without its flag bearer.
BECKY: Are you serious? You are so enamored with yourself that you think that the only way Meltdown can go on is with you here.
EVEREST: Well Becky numbers dont lie. You see the week I ditched this waste of space pile of crap show the numbers take a dive. I show up, numbers skyrocket. I know you graduated from a Community College and all but its simple supply and demand.
BECKY: What? For your information I graduated from the University of Virginia you uneducated inbred worthless piece
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EVEREST: Virginia? Dont they nickname themselves the Hos? I guess that make sense.
BECKY; WHAT? You son of a bi
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fine anyway you DID retain your World Title at Lethal Lottery, but really, wasnt it more luck than skill that you won that match.
EVEREST: Becky Becky Becky now you are just trying to use your words to hurt me. Fact of the matter is I beat Lars at his own game. He begged and begged the brass for a title shot. He wanted me so badly that he pretty much put all his eggs in one basket. He told anyone who would listen that hed bury me and my career. He promised to take my career and my World Title and prove to the world who the true World Champion is. Well youre looking at him sweetheart. I went into the Lethal Lottery as the underdog. Me the Champ and I was the underdog. So what happened? Exactly what I said would happen. I buried that monster of a villian. I took his ass on a ride six feet under courtesy of the Rock Slide and then for good measure I finished off the match by burying his ass under a ton of Gods green earth. Bottom line Becky; the match was pure hell, PURE HELL! And I survived. Can Lars say that? Im pretty sure he cant but you might need to ask the worms to find out for sure.
Thats the past and from now on, Im not looking back at that anymore. I won my match, I walked out with my World Title and thats that.
BECKY: Far enough, why dont we move on to Kingdom Come. It seems that history is making a full circle return as you will go face to face with Titus for the World Title.
EVEREST: Whoa Becky let me stop you right there. First of all a small correction, Titus will be stepping into the ring to face me for MY World Title. As for history, well lets just clear that up right now. Titus befriended me when I first arrived only to stab me in the back when it mattered. Amazing how quickly people like the fans forget things like that. It doesnt matter though, come Kingdom Come revenge wont be first and foremost on my mind. Actually it wont even be on my mind. The only thing Ill be thinking about is where that opening will be to drop my old friend on the back of his head courtesy of a Rock Slide.
Ive said it time and again Becky. Im walking out of Kingdom Come the same way Im going into it -- As World Champion.
BECKY: Is there anything special you have planned for tonights contract signing?
EVEREST: Like what Becky? A special commemerative ink or something? Maybe a special engraved clipboard? Oh wait I know, what about a CNN broadcast simulcast with the Meltdown telecast, complete with anchor analysis.
BECKY: I was leaning more toward the surprise attack on
EVEREST: Beck, I know exactly what youre asking. Ill tell you one thing and only one thing for sure: Nothings guaranteed. Not anymore. Later tonight Titus could get calm and cool Everest, where I simply sign the contract, offer up a nice 20 second long staredown so the ringside photographers can get their pictures and then leave peacefully or Titus might see the rampaging deranged Everest, you know the one that buried his last number one contender under a ton of dirt. I could walk out to the ring look Titus straight in the eye and blast the hell out of him with his very own chair before dropping his behind right through the specially ordered mahogany table. You just dont know.
Now if you dont mind Id like to have a little time to myself before I have to go out and entertain the masses so that you can cash that check of yours and get to the salon to get your roots dyed.
With that Everest opens the dressing room door and disappears inside leaving Becky once again so furious her cheeks are red.