It was early into the afternoon, at least three days after Meltdown, where the Unintentional Assasin had once again and we see Ricky Runn, and Rob walking through a simple Thrift Shop in New Orleans. In Rob's care was Ricky's personal Witch Doctor. Voodoo Mama Juju. However due to the damage he suffered from his house collapsing on him, he was wrapped up tightly in a full body cast. Even his mouth was wrapped over, only mumbles could be heard from the witch doctor. Rob can be seen given Ricky a stern talking to.
Rob:"Okay Ricky, you're only allowed to spend Twenty bucks here. Which at a thrift shop should be just enough."
While the rather extremely low budget may be enough to upset most Spendaholics. The ever optimistic Ricky continued looking through the basically indoor garage sale. Ricky turns his attention to Juju, who was wiggling in the chair, trying to get free.
Juju:"Hrlp meee"
Rob turned his head and looked down quizzically at the Witch doctor and asked.
Rob:"Uhhh what do you think he said?"
Ricky shrugged his shoulders and took a shot in the dark.
"I think he said you should give me more than just $20 so I can Juju a new house. They sell those at Thrift shops, right?"
Juju:"You moforn..."
Rob:"What did he say?"
Ricky:"I think he said he wants some good old fashioned cola!"
Rob simply squinted his eyes before groaning. Despite not knowing what Juju said he knew it couldn't have been as long and as dragged out as Ricky made it out to be. However, Ricky's snapped quickly into focus onto a outrageously large fur coat hanging from a clothing rack. Ricky quickly put on the coat. The coat seemed to be 4 sizes too big for the slim superstar, but that didn't phase the man-child who was seemingly in love with the coat. He let his satisfaction be known and shouted.
Ricky:"Check out this big ass coat! I look incredible!"
Rob rolled his eyes at the sight of the coat, then they began to start scanning the rack and then the coat for a label, or a price tag.
Rob:"Well here's me hoping it is only $20 so we can get out of here."
After examining Ricky, and the coat rack, Rob left Juju's wheel-chair facing outward to the door. Unfortunately, Rob forgot to put on the breaks to the wheelchair, causing him to slowly wheel out of the store. All while Ricky had all of Rob's undivided attention.
Ricky:"I'm telling you man, this is it. This IS IT. This is the thing that will snap my bad luck. This will be the thing that will grant me a guaranteed spot in the Lethal Lottery. This will be the thing that gets me to win the Lethal Loterry. This is the luckiest coat of all time. This coat will get me number 30 in the Lethal Lottery, and from there I will win it all baby. Me and this coat, are going to Kingdom Come!"
While Rob watched Ricky's little speech, he had to pinch his nose and comment.
Rob:"Speaking of come... that thing smells like the shower room after the STA leave. You really should get that washed before you go out anywhere with it."
Ricky scoffed and shook his head and walked over to the register with Rob and said confidently.
Ricky:"Pft, you obviously do not know the smell of good luck my boy. If we wash it now who knows what would--"
Juju:"Ermmmeahhhhhh!"
The sound of panicked, and muffled screaming grow louder then quieter as Juju's runaway wheel chair begins to leave the automated doors of the Thrift Shop, now leaving to the parking lot. Rob looks over to Ricky and asks.
Rob:"Should we go help him?"
Ricky:"Nahh, he's a witchdoctor, he'll be alright."
While walking to the register Ricky looked into his iPhone. Looking at the text he sent to Conner Reese, he had yet to get a response back from him which put a frown on his face.
Ricky:"You know, I honestly don't see why I try and be friends with that guy. After he lost I tried to cheer him up, I text him everyday, and we shared a win at a pay-per-view. You would think after all we've been through he would at least be open to do a little smiling. It is going to be a bummer that I am going to need to beat him this week at Ascension. I was thinking we could at least fight like real gentleman and harlem shake in the ring. Oh well, I guess we will just have to actually fight. Which as we know by now, is something that Conner is pretty bad at."
Rob:"Umm Ricky, aren't you the one who would rather do a moonsault than chain wrestle? I'm all for talking smack, but Reese can beat you if you don't keep the offense at your fast pace he will ground you out and beat you. Don't you ever listen to his audio tapes?"
Ricky shakes his head and began to search his pockets for the money.
Ricky:"Nah man, who has time to listen to those things anyway? I'm too busy doing things that make me awesome, like cheer leading, fencing, and being super douchey on the internet... shit where is that $20?"
Rob:"Uhh, Rick. You don't actually do any of those things, and if you did I think that would make you a pompous ass. Who on Earth would work with a pompous ass anyway? I can only imagine how much the WZCW brass hate working with him and trying to pander to his every need."
Ricky: "Yeah man, whatever the case may be. He's all talk and no substance, he's a whiner, a crybaby, a showoff, and to make matters worse, he doesn't seem to care that people know he would rather talk the talk, than walk the walk. Sure, I have had some pretty bad luck as of late, and I haven't been able to pull together two wins, but I am not going to go out and start making up all these excuses and make an ass out of myself. I am going to go out there and work my ass off and win. That's why I am where I am today, and that's how everyone else made it onto the roster, they earned their keep. Conner has yet to prove why WZCW has had him stick around, and on Ascension I'm going to prove that yet again."
On that note, before Ricky can hand the $20 bill to the clerk. A loud crash can be heard from outside. Voodoo Mama Juju's wheelchair had rolled into traffic, causing him to be hit by a car. Ricky turned his head, and said to himself.
Ricky:"Oh Hamburgers"