In the night, a stretch limousine pulls up in a busy street. On either side of the road, very grand houses line the street. Each house has three Greek letters above the door and as the limousine stops outside a house that is infested with humanity, a very proud looking John Constantine steps out of the car. He closes the door and as Mia goes around the other side of the car to join him, fixes his suit and pin affixed to his lapel. A look of pride is etched upon his face and his eyes shine with expectation. As he walks towards the house, those who line the garden of the house step back in amazement and drunken stupor as Constantine parts the sea of people.
Mia: Are you sure this is a good idea, Sir?
Constantine: Mia, these people are my brothers! They are the tremendous foundation of strength for me and gave me everything that I have today. Years of hard work was done in this house and I am, and forever will be, proud to be a part of the Alpha Phi Omega fraternity.
Constantine continues down the cobbled path as loud music becomes prevalent from inside the house. The cheering and noise that had stopped on the lawn continues once more as Constantine knocks on the already ajar door. The door swings open and reveals a party in process.
Mia: Sir, I dont think this is a good time to be here.
Constantine: Nonsense, Mia! This must be some low-level celebration of the latest round of graduations or something equally as brilliant.
Mia: Actually, Sir. I think it is just a fraternity being a fraternity
Constantine and Mia move inside the house, moving people out of their way as they delve deeper into the environment. As they pass the old oak staircase, Constantine stops and looks down as a body that lies motionless on the wooden flooring. A look of concern appears on his face as he kneels down to talk to the man.
Constantine (Worriedly): What has happened here, Son? Have you been attacked!?
Man (Almost gargling the alcohol): Shshsm! *Incoherent* Itsh Ron Jonstashtanine!
Constantine: I am worried for this man, Mia. He is clearly delusional. If he cannot recognise me then there truly is something amiss here!
Mia: Sir, he is clearly just inebriated!
Constantine: Dont be so silly, Mia! This is Alpha Phi Omega! We are the upper echelon of the Greek houses. These people are the Presidents of tomorrow. The Supreme Court Justices of the future. These people, Mia, are the greatest minds in the country. I wi-
At that moment, the music stops and a rumble of discontent comes from the party people. Behind a sea of people, a man stands on stage, mic in hand. He looks at Constantine for a second and then raises the mic to his mouth.
MC: Alright, party people, we have a special announcement!
A cheer goes up from all around Constantine.
MC: Tonight we have a very special guest amongst us. This man has been an idol of mine for a long time and his life is a tune that we can all dance to. He has done it all and has been in the position that you are all in right now!
Another rumbling of mystery circulates around the room. Mia grabs Constantines arm as Constantine gives her an acknowledging smile.
Constantine: You see, Mia. They know greatness when they see it.
MC: At this time, ladies and gentlemen, I would love for you to give a very drunken welcome, to one of the most awe-inspiring men to walk this world
Constantine begins to make his way through the crowd after straightening up his suit.
MC: Frank Smith, The world record holder for most beers consumed in an hour!
A rapturous cheer goes around the rooms of the house as Constantine stops dead in the spot. He looks up at the stage as Mr. Smith appears from a corner of the stage wearing just his underwear and a scuba mask. A look of utter disgust appears on the features of Constantine. As Constantine stands amongst the sea of people, feeling his heart break into pieces, a young girl begins to speak to him.
Girl (Without looking at him): Can you believe that someone like Frank Smith is here!? I mean, he is just such a role-model for people in our situation.
At that Constantine begins to push his way through the crowd, not caring who gets in his way. He reaches the steps to the stage and immediately ascends them. Slowly and calmly, John Constantine walks over to the apparent superstar. Smith turns around and acknowledges him before throwing his arms around Constantine. A look of bewilderment is only over-shadowed by a feeling of resentment within Constantine as the man-boobs of Smith brush against his fine suit. Constantine gives him a sharp smile before delivering the Axis Of Evil. The crowd fall silent as Constantine kicks the flimsy carcass of Smith off of the stage. He takes the mic from the MC, who is frozen with fear.
Constantine: 20 years ago, I was a member of this fraternity. We changed the face of history. We are the people who continually shape this world, from the bottom of the bottom to the top of the tree. We were the people who were chosen to mould this world into a 21st Century Paradise
But you people
You people make me sick.
The same blight that courses through the veins of WZCW are evident here and it makes me sick! You people have no idea what you have done here tonight. You come here and listen to your electro music and drink until you cannot consume alcohol anymore. Your only idea of endurance is how long you can go before the vicious ravages of alcohol poisoning takes its toll. The only pride you can take is that you were able to drink 3 kegs dry before you eventually passed out on the floor. The shame you feel when you wake up each morning and look at yourself in the mirror is all to evident
I can practically smell it off of you.
20 years ago, this behaviour would have been enough to make me burn this house to the ground and leave everyone involved within the ashes
But not today! Today the filth of this great nation is impounded and magnified in this house. The glory and brilliance of this fraternity has disappeared as a new wave of vulgarity and nonchalant alcohol consumption chips away at everything my brothers and I had built.
Yes! You people sicken me but I am not sad that I have witnessed this. You see, after my amazing victory at WZCW Unscripted, over Everest and that idiot Doug Crashin, I felt as though I had accomplished what I had set out to do. I felt as though you people would finally latch onto me and I would pull you out of this sodomy induced black hole and into the shining light of my magnificence. However, tonight I have realised that I have along way to go.
At Ascension 20 this coming week, I will face off against Chris Beckford. He is a man who represents every single one of you. From his God-awful entrance music, all the way down to his persona, he is what I detest most of all. At Ascension, my greatest piece of work in WZCW will be completed as I put the final nail into the coffin of Chris Beckford and more importantly, the behaviour that I have seen tonight. Mark my words, you people will be saved by ever-growing light! This is not the end for you! You will have a man you can lean on during times of struggle and that man is John Constantine
All of this begins at Ascension 20!
Constantine drops the mic and grabs Mias hand as he walks past her at pace. As they leave the house, the music begins to play again. Constantine notices this and turns around. He shakes his head defiantly and gets in the car. The pin that he wore so proudly when arriving, now soaked in the dirt below the feet of the partying masses.