Expectations.
WZCW offices.
3.15pm, On a Tuesday.
Randy Studd, international ladies man and greatest ever WZCW Mayhem champion has a very important meeting scheduled with none other than Vance Bateman. His idea will revolutionise the product and direction of this company in a manner never before imagined. Studd was a creative genius, and he was going to show the world exactly that.
Entering the building, women stopped and stared at his majestic form as he burst through the reception area. An Adonis in Adidas. His eyes locked with the beautiful receptionist, literally fanning herself as she swooned at his immense form.
He didn't even have to reach the desk before she stood up, expectantly waiting to greet him. Men like this didn't come in this building very often.
"Hello" she said, nervously.
"Hi, I'm here for my 3pm with Vance Bateman." Studd replied, his booming voice helping to assert his absolute dominance.
"You're a little late, but it doesn't matter, he always has time for a mover and shaker like yourself. Why don't you head right up?" She was still mesmerised by his beauty.
"I'm going to head right up now, but maybe we can get down later?" He gave a little wink and she blushed.
In the lift, he was giddy with excitement at how well this idea was going to be taken.
Bateman was waiting at the entrance of the lift, arms open ready to embrace the champ. He did so and was expectantly waiting to hear what the man had to say.
"I've got two words for you, Mr. Bateman." said Randy.
"Please, call me Vance, and please go on." Bateman replied, fully committed to this conversation.
"Meltdown Girls"
"Meltdown Girls?"
"Meltdown Girls."
"Please go on"
"Well, we have a lot of kind of dead air time going into commercials and coming out on the show. So I thought why not have a group of cheerleaders. Eye candy for the men at home and great role models for the girls."
Bateman paused to reflect in this incredible idea.
"That is the best idea I have ever heard in my life. Here's what I'm going to do, the Meltdown Girls Search, hosted by none other than you. As soon as you dispatch Wren and Tony Mancini to the trash heap, I'm going to send you off to find them." Bateman enthused.
"Mancini is going to need to go into the witness protection programme after I've finished with him. And it's open season on small birds, and I think I'm hunting for Wrens." Studd responded
Bateman was gobsmacked.
"You have such a funny way with words, it signifies your genius. Vox is lucky to have you on board."
"Well I think I'll get on well With or Without him this week, and then I'll send him where the Streets Have No Name the following week"
Bateman literally pissed himself laughing.
"You're hilarious, the funniest person I've ever heard, now go get 'em champ" He earnestly responded.
Studd walked out with his head held high.
Reality.
WZCW offices.
2.45pm, On a Tuesday.
Randy Studd, who once had a second date and current WZCW Mayhem champion has turned up to Vance Bateman's weekly clinic. His idea will achieve almost no attention. Studd was a creative genius in his own mind, but in reality his ideas were mostly copied from the 90s.
Entering the building, Studd winked at no fewer than 40 women. All of whom ignored him. A nincompoop in Nike. His eyes locked with the burly receptionist, who was attentively reading Hello magazine.
He rang her bell no fewer than 16 times before she eventually glanced above the magazine. She hated wrestlers.
"What do you want?" she said, sternly.
"Hi, I'm here for my 3pm with Vance Bateman." Studd replied, barely audibly.
"If you mean Vance's weekly open doors, you're early. Why don't you wait upstairs, out of my sight" She was still entirely unenthused.
"I'm going to head right up now, but maybe we can get do...?" Before he finished she was buried in her magazine and he was being pushed on by the security guard.
In the lift, he was giddy with excitement at how well this idea was going to be taken.
He waited outside Bateman's office for 45 minutes before the executive eventually appeared.
"I've got two words for you, Vance." said Randy.
"You will address me as Mr. Bateman." Bateman replied, clearly with no interest of hearing the two words.
"Meltdown Girls"
"Meltdown Girls?"
"Meltdown Girls."
"What the hell is that?"
"Well, we have a lot of kind of dead air time going into commercials and coming out on the show. So I thought why not have a group of cheerleaders. Eye candy for the men at home and great role models for the girls."
Bateman paused to reflect that he had employed this moron.
"That is the worst idea I have ever heard in my life. Here's what I'm going to do, with that idea. Nothing. As soon as Wren and Tony destroy you, I'm going to make sure that you are blacklisted from entering this building on any business other than your job." Bateman seethed.
"I actually think we might beat them." Studd responded.
Bateman was gobsmacked.
"You have such a ludicrous opinion of yourself. You'll lose your title to Vox next week."
"Vox is no match for a man of my calibre."
Bateman literally pissed himself laughing.
"You're ridiculous, the most deluded person I've ever heard, now get out" He earnestly responded.
Studd walked out looking at his feet.