Well here's mine. Sorry it took so long I got the flu a little bit after making this thread.
A man walks into a talent agency and says to the talent agent "Boy do I have an act for you!". The talent agent says "Well what's the act?"
"It's a family act. Myself, my beautiful wife, my 12 year old son and my 8 year old daughter all stand in the center of the stage. Naked of course and wielding machetes. Then my 71 year old mother comes out on stage and stands in front of us, naked as well. After a standing there for a few minutes allowing the audience to soak in our bodies, we each raise our machete's and hack off my mother's limbs. My son chops off the head, my wife the right arm, my daughter the left, and I cut off her legs. My 12 year old son then proceeds to fuck my mother's decapitated head at the neck. I stick my dick in my mother's dried out dead pussy, using her blood as lubrication, and begin fucking her limbless torso. My wife uses my mother's arm to finger herself while my daughter takes my mother's hand and makes it into a fist. She then inserts the fist into her anus, fist fucking her ass with her grandmother's severed hand. This goes on for about ten minutes when I cum so much into my mother's torso that it spews out of the top. Then I go over to my 12 year old son, still fucking the head, bend him over and proceed to dry fuck his ass. He's still fucking the head of course. Then my 75 year old diabetic father comes out on stage, naked. My wife and daughter stop what they were doing and go over to him. My wife begins to suck on his cock while my daughter eats out his ass hole. And I mean eats it out, sticks her tongue in there and really goes in deep. After about 5 minutes of this my father cums in my wife's mouth and shits in my daughter's mouth simultaneously. Tilting their heads back so the shit and cum don't fall out, my wife and daughter crawl over to each other and passionately kiss with the cum and shit in their mouths. They can only take the taste and smell of the bodily fluids mixing together for so long and they both puke into each others mouths. I finally stop fucking my son in the ass and he stops fucking the head of his grandmother. We both go over to my 75 year old father and kick him in the balls. When he falls to the ground, my son kicks him in the back of the head, knocking him out. Then a stage hand brings out a chair and a box of fire works. We sit him in the chair and tie him down. We stick fireworks into every part of his body. His ears, his ass, his mouth, his nose, his dick hole. Just as we begin to light the fireworks my wife and daughter come over to us. While my son and I light the fireworks my wife sucks my son's dick and my 8 year old daughter sucks mine. And just as the fire works go off in my father's body, my son and I cum in my wife and daughter's mouths, which they swallow."
The talent agent says "My god, what the hell do you call it?"
The man says while spreading his arms out "The Aristocrats!"
