As the digital camera is turned on, it appears as if we are in a car. The camera spins around to show that it is Eric Smith holding it.
Hey guys! Tonights the big night! Whoot Whoot!!!
He laughs, then sets the camera down on the passengers seat, focusing it on him.
So if your watching this video, you must be on my personal fanpage. Or someone uploaded it to another website. Also, if your watching this, then you already know how I did in my match tonight. I don't know, as I have yet to have that match.
As he's talking, he starts the car, and begins driving.
So Vengence and Apo... Apoth... Ape Man, I'll call him, think they're gonna take my soul or some crap like that. Thats kinda funny. They may be quite articulate with all this gibber jabber coming out of their mouths, but they have yet to prove themselves in the ring. And I don't care if these guys are hardcore, technical, grapplers, or masters at Hanky Panky, tonight they step into the ring with someone whos got his own style. And when you step into the ring with a Canadian wrestler, you always get a good show. Just look at some of the great canadian wrestlers over the years. Can you think of any bad ones? You know, I once had the chance to wrestle Bret Ha...
As he's talking, his cell phone starts ringing, so he reaches down for it and answer it.
Hello?... Oh hey, hows it going?......... I'm actually driving there right now. I'm about 5 minutes from the arena... No, I'm not nervous, exited as anything... Yeah, I got my camera. I'm actually taping right now, making a little video for the website when I get home in a few days...... Alright, just a sec...
As he's talking he's stopped at a red light. He looks at the camera and puts the phone down.
Hey everyone, My mom says Hi!
He begins laughing and talking at the same time, as the light turns green.
Anyways Mom, I should let you go. I wanna finish this video the right way, and I only got a few blocks to do so...... Yeah I know, don't worry... No, I havn't heard from him. Tell him I said Hi when he gets home... Alright Mom... Thanks, I need some luck tonight... I love you too. Bye!
He flips his phone shut and stuffs it back into his pocket, and takes a quick look at the camera.
My mother. What a nutjob. (laughs) She's way to overprotective sometimes.
The smile on his face slowly fades away, as a more serious look crawls across him
Anyways. Tonight is my debut match. I've been working my whole life to break into the bigtime. And tonight, the bigtime will be broken into by me. So if your watching this video right now, my match is already over. And I might not know how the match is gonna go right now, but I will make a prediction, and hopefully look like a fool. Those other guys might play a tough act, all scary and stuff, but we all know they're just regular guys, just like you and me, only they wish it was halloween every day so that they would be exepted by everyone.
He continues as he pulls into the arena parking lot.
These guys spend way to much time worrying about what people think of them. All I have to do is document my life with my camera here, my REAL life, what I do every day, and you fans seem to love it so far. Well I'm about to give you something else to love. Tonight, I - along with Agrex - will win our debut match. And I will win my next match. And the one after that. And so on.
He parks the car, and just stares into the lens.
Vengence, Ape Man, Your time has gone before it has come. Tonight, it will me the team from up north that show you out truth. We will judge you. We will be your jury. We will execute you. And then we'll go win the match.
He chuckles, then reaches for the camera to turn it off.
Haha I can be scary as well as...
Camera off.