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AoN: SaboSax vs. The Bearded Gents - Tag Team Titles (Battle Bowl Final)

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The impromptu divide of Strikeforce led to the vacancy of the WZCW Tag Team Championships. A great Battle Bowl took place where eight teams competed in a tournament to capture the titles. We now have our final two teams, SaboSax and The Bearded Gents. Both teams met in single completion this past week and the score was evened out 1-1. Now, manliness, smooth talking, and flexible spandex will collide in what is one of the most anticipated Tag Team Title matches in the history of WZCW. Can SaboSax join an elite class of Tag Teams and become Tag Team Champions twice, or will The Bearded Gents do the unthinkable and run the table?

Deadline is Tuesday February 19, 2013 at 11:59 PM (Central). Extensions as per thread.
 
The scene opens over a dense jungle forest somewhere over the coast of Africa. The camera pans up to a clear blue sky: a serene view that is interrupted when a fighter jet shoots through the sky, traveling at the scene of sound.

The camera cuts to the cockpit, revealing the plane is being flown by none other than the masked maniac himself, Saboteur.

Saboteur: There’s too much tree coverage for a visual. I’m going in!

Saboteur hits a button that ejects him from the cockpit as his fighter jet zooms off without him. He dives head first towards the jungle floor, pulling his parachute at the perfect time for maximum coolness.

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Saboteur: This is going to be the best screenplay ever.

Saboteur is sitting at his office desk where he is writing his screenplay, tentatively titled, “Saboteur Goes on an Awesome Adventure where he Destroys a Secret Government Facility Testing Weaponized Sprinkles on Monkeys and then Makes Out with a Hot Blond with Big Boobs.” He’s been struggling to figure out how to work in a scene where he majestically parachutes into a jungle where he and his sidekick Action Blackston, who is in no way associated with his tag team partner Action Saxton whom he values as an equal, not as a sidekick, team up to fight Communist Terrorists.

*DING*

Saboteur’s writing is interrupted by a notification for a new e-mail.

Saboteur: Well let’s see what we have here… an e-mail from Leon Kensworth? Who the heck is that?

Saboteur squints at his screen to better read the message from WZCW’s most spineless interviewer.

Saboteur: Dear Saxton and Saboteur, with your upcoming match for the WZCW Tag Team Titles against Le Gentleman Masqué and The Beard, I think it’s more important than ever to let the fans hear about where you are before what is arguably one of the biggest matches of your career. I would like for you to come in for an… Eyen-ter-veew sometime before All or Nothing. Sincerely, Kensworth.

Saboteur leans back and scratches his chin.

Saboteur: What the eff is an eyenterveew?

Saboteur hops out of his seat and makes his way to the office of his agent, Jerry. Saboteur figures that if he’s going to go on an eyenterveew he should run it by Jerry first. He reaches Jerry’s office at the same time as his tag team partner and not sidekick, Action Saxton.

Saboteur: Did you get that e-mail from Kensworth?

Saxton: What the hell is an eentervaw?

Saboteur: I don’t know! I’m pretty sure it’s something new that he made up just to mess with us!

Saxton: Hopefully this fast talkin’, tie wearin’ sucka knows what’s going on. Damn, and I was so close to finishing my novel, “Action Saxton goes on a Crazy Quest to Fight Mexican Ninjas in the Mojave Desert and then do the Funky with a Foxy Black Chick with a Big Butt.”

WZCW’s strangest duo bursts through the door to Jerry’s office.

Jerry: Well if it isn’t my two favorite, and only now that the dog from the Lassie remake Fox is doing fired me, clients! What can I doooo for youuuu?

Saboteur: We got an e-mail from some dude named Leon Kensworth about an… eyenterveew. Is that right?

Saxton: I think it’s pronounced eentervaw, from the Latin root of eenter, which means to make sausage from lamb.

Jerry: Relax Sabro and Saxman, Spandex and Smooth Talk, black and yellow balck and yellow!

Saxton and Saboteur are unamused.

Jerry: Kensworth is an interviewer at WZCW, and I suggested that you go in for an interview!

Saboteur: That’s all well and good, but I am NOT making lamb sausages with Kensworth.

Jerry: Whooooah, quit trippin’ out bro! Here, take a toke of this!

Jerry hands Saboteur a lollipop from his desk drawer. He may be a massive tool, but he knows how to handle his clients. Saboteur pops the lollipop under his mask and starts sucking away, allowing Jerry to continue.

Jerry: An interview is when someone asks you a bunch of questions and you answer them, it’s as simple as that.

Saxton: Then why not call it a damn Q and A? Why dress it up with a fancy shmancy word like interview?

Jerry: Hey man, I didn’t make the English language. If you have a complaint, go talk to some Anglo-Saxons.

Saboteur pops the lollipop out of his mouth and drops the empty stick on Jerry’s desk.

Saboteur: Maybe we will. Come on Saxton, let’s go prepare for our interview.

Jerry cautiously picks the lollipop stick, sticky with Saboteur’s saliva, off his desk while the tag team leaves the office.

Saxton: Well that clears some of that mess up, but I’m still not sure what exactly we’re going to be interviewed about.

Saboteur: Me neither, but I know someone that will know. Quick Saxton, to the internet!

Saboteur zips away as Saxton reluctantly follows his nutty buddy. He finds Saboteur sitting in front of his computer again, sipping a Diet Pepsi.

Saxton: So what does the internet say about interviews?

Saboteur: It says that they are traditionally used when you’re trying to find a job. Saxton, are we going on a job interview?

Saxton: I don’t know, ask the internet!

Saboteur types something into the computer and waits a few seconds.

Saboteur: It doesn’t know! All it does is give me all this advice for job interviews.

Saxton: Well then we best follow it, I don’t want to lose my gig punching jive fools in the mouth and kicking them in the keester!

Saboteur: Well, the first thing it says is that we need to make… “re-su-mays”, or a list of skills and previous jobs… I used to have one of those, but it might need updating: the most recent work experience I had listed was my time on an assembly line in a Model T factory.

Saxton: Well then let’s get to resume-ing mothasucka!

Now I don’t want to bore you with the scene where the two furiously scribble out resumes, so in the mean time here’s a video of a dog and a baby.



We come back from that delightful video to see Saxton and Saboteur putting the finishing touches on their resumes, which appear to be handwritten. Saboteur and Saxton put down their writing utensils (A “macaroni and cheese” colored crayon and a luxurious gold pen with Saxton’s name engraved on the side, a souvenir from the time Saxton took over FDR’s Fireside Chat) and seem thoroughly satisfied with their resumes.

Saxton: Here, I’ll read yours and you can read mine, it’s a feedback for feedback situation.

Saboteur: Really?! Nobody ever gives me feedback! Thanks Saxton!

The two exchange papers and begin to pour over them. Saxton looks down to Saboteur’s Resume and is immediately baffled.

Objective- To make sure that I have a job this Sunday so I can beat The Beard and Le Gentleman Masqué so I can have those cool belts. I just lost a bunch of money to online poker, so I could really use something shiny and expensive to pawn for some quick cash. I mean… I want the belts to make them prestigious after that terrible situation with Strikeforce and New Church. Yeah, that’s it.

Experience
WZCW Wrestler June 2011-Current
• I fight wrestlers, mostly bad guys, with my hands and feet, occasionally head and forearms, and I often win.
• Former WZCW Tag Team Champion. I feel like we set a record or something. At the very least we were definitely the coolest champs ever
• Notable victories include Ty Burna, Drake Callahan and Stephen Holmes, The Apostles of Chaos, and Johnny Scumm (3 times).
Brain Washed Government Assassin I started sometime during the Nixon administration
• I don’t remember, I was a brainwashed assassin. I seem to remember Gerald Ford telling me to assassinate a broomstick after he tripped over it and Reagan sending me to kill a jellybean manufacture when he deemed there were too few blueberry flavors. The first thing I truly remember is Clinton hitting on me at the 1998 White House Correspondence dinner.

Education
Texas Valley College of Swordplay and Bible Studies 1994-1873
Majored in katanas and Corinthians. I forgot most of the Bible stuff, but I remember most of the katana stuff. I graduated top of my class of 7 people with a GPA of Super Good.

Skills
Katana usage, picking up ladies (literally), professional wrestling, collecting Flintstone Spoons, parodying beloved film series and fitting them to my needs.

Saboteur takes a look at Saxton’s resume.

Objective: To kick some ass and win back my tag team titles. These pants could use some gold, and there's no way I'm settling for some flimsy-ass buckle. I am also a people person and would like to work with kids.

Experience
WZCW Wrestler Dec. 2010-Current
• I lay the smackdown on some jive turkeys every damn week.
• I increase the female viewership by being a paragon of manliness.
• I survived teaming with Armando Paradyse. That was hard, sucka.
Movie Star Mar. 1962 – Current
• I started young and have been churning out hit after hit since. You may have seen my films, such as the classic "Action Saxton in Action Saxton II: Man of Action" or the family-friendly holiday romp "Action Saxton Saves Christmas By Punching The Naughty Kids Until They Learn That Their Family Having Something to Eat This Season Is More Important Than A Damn Firetruck" or perhaps one of my most recent productions "Shopping for Danger II: Action Saxton Gets Ice Cream"
• 12 Blackademy Awards and counting!
Secret Agent Secret – Secret
• I can't tell you much but me and my boy Kung Fu Jones used to infiltrate the hell out of every damn place that needed infiltrating. Russia went from red to black when we touched down, and the hostage crisis became a crisis for those suckas holding the hostages once they saw us. We also stopped an evil plot where some sucka tried to replace all the cotton candy in the world with spinach. Now, I don't mind spinach, and it makes my muscles as rippling and attractive as they are and gives my delicious chocolate skin that glorious shine, but how the hell are you supposed to get spinach on a paper stick? That's just loony-talk, sucka! We stopped him, though. So you better be thanking me next time you go to Golden Corral!

Education
Master Chop Onion's School of Kung-Fu-Craft and Kung-Fuzardry 1960-1960

I was the best damn student this school ever had. I learned all of Master Chop Onion's techniques, even the top secret ones, in three months. I employ these today, especially the Aphrodisiac Attac. Ladies love that one, sucka. But since it often slows me down when I am walking to the store by causing a stampede of hot mommas to hang all on me, I don't use that much. Now I teach at that dojo and impart my wisdom.

Skills Master of kung fu, the most stylish man in WZCW, impeccable dance moves, thirteen-time annual Punch A Fish In The Throat contest winner, movie star good looks, best damn hair in Wyoming, works well with others, can make one of those goofy-ass hats Buckingham Palace soldiers wear look good, actor, once kicked a man so hard he saw the curvature of the Earth

Saboteur: You were a secret agent? I was government secret agent too! I wonder if we went on any adventures together without knowing it. I looked a lot different back then. For instance, I had a face.

Saxton: I doubt it, you were a brainwashed assassin, and I was in a totally different division; the “Track Down Evil Villains that are Concocting Food Related Schemes” division.

Saboteur: Well, I think these resumes will do the trick for getting us a job. What’s our next tip?

Saxton: It says dress for the job you want, not to dress for the job you’re interviewing for.

Saboteur: Well, the job I want is to be WZCW Tag Team Champion, what about you?

Saxton: You know that’s what I want too! Problem is we don’t have the WZCW Tag Team Title belts!

Saboteur: What if we launch a heist to steal the title belts back. It’s a known fact that the belts are being kept in an armored van that is moving somewhere between California and New Mexico, so all we need to do is get a lock on it. At that point we’ll pull them over with a fake cop car and ask them to step out of the car. At that point we’ll have hired a helicopter with a giant magnet to lift the car off the ground. Don’t worry, I know it’s possible, I did the same thing in Grand Theft Auto.

Saxton: Or we could just use the replica WZCW Tag Team Title belts we bought to hold up our pants after we lost the real ones.

Saboteur: That sounds a bit complex, but I suppose it is my turn to follow one of your plans.

Saxton: Next we need to practice our handshakes. It says it needs to be firm, but not crushing.

Saxton extends his palm and Saboteur extends his. They begin the handshake when both immediately recoil in pain. Saboteur grabs his hand in pain while Saxton attempts to do something with his now frizzed out fro.

Saboteur: I think you broke my hand bone! You need to tone it down!

Saxton: Me? You shocked me! How the heck did you do that?

Saboteur: I walk around barefoot in a spandex jumpsuit, I’m bound to conduct a little static electricity.

Saxton: Alright, we’ll make sure to not break and/or shock Leon’s hand. The last piece of advice is to arrive to the interview slightly early to show that we are eager, but not desperate. What time did the e-mail say the interview was again?

Saboteur: It didn’t, so that must mean the interview is whenever we want it to be.

Saxton: Well I want it to be tomorrow at noon so I have time to wake up and have the Saxton Breakfast Special with extra everything, and it’s a known fact that it takes 3 hours to prepare and eat an SBS, and I’ll also have time to go to the WZCW Gift Shop and destroy all the Armando Paradyse’s Greatest Moments DVDs. I heard the whole thing is 4 minutes long, and that’s 4 minutes too much of that sucka!

Saboteur: Then it is decided, we arrive at the WZCW Facility in an undisclosed location tomorrow at 11:45! Shake on it?

Saxton and Saboteur shake each other’s hands and again recoil in pain as Saboteur’s hand looks wiry and broken and Saxton’s fro now resembles Einstein’s famous hairdo rather than Apollo Creed’s. The scene fades to black as the two try to recover from their injuries.
 
Signal Panic, Inc. presents
Action Saxton & Saboteur
in
"An Interview To Remember!"

WZCW's most prolific interviewer, the short and meek Leon Kensworth, was not having a good day. He had burnt his morning toast, spread jam on his fried eggs, tripped down the stairs of his one-bedroom apartment, gotten stuck in traffic, and now here he was in a nondescript backstage location, waiting to interview two men whom his run-ins in the past had never lead to him coming out unharmed. He picked at some lint on his boring grey suit and sighed. He looked at his watch. The time was 11:45 AM, and the interview was set to start in fifteen minutes. Leon watched the seconds tick away - One, two, thre-

"Here we are, sucka! Fashionably early!"

"But not desperate in any way!"

Leon sighed as the pair of voices that could only belong to Action Saxton & Saboteur echoed across the backtage area. He looked around for the source, and immediately clamped his eyes on the former tag team champions. His mouth fell open.

"Damn, sucka," Action Saxton chuckled, "you act like you never seen me in a suit before!"

"Yeah!" Saboteur said, straightening the tie he was wearing over his spandex suit, "We're here, early, for the interview!"

The two of them pointedly tightened the replica WZCW Tag Team Championships around their waists. Kensworth rolled his eyes and swallowed. "Great," he said, "let's get this started, then."

He signaled to the cameraman, who focused on his face, and forced a smile. Bringing the microphone to his mouth, he began to speak.

"Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time, Action Saxton and Saboteur!"

He looked down in confusion at Saxton and Sabotuer's outstretched right hands as the camera panned over. He shook his head and continued.

"So, Action Saxton, Saboteur, what are your thoughts on your upcoming match with The Bearded Gentlemen?"

Action Saxton cleared his throat and lifted his replica tag team championship slightly.

"Well, suck- sir- sucka," he said, "I am in agreement that this company's number one goal should be progression. If you ask me, I believe that I am the top candidate to work with this company's goal in progressing progress progressively."

"I see," Kensworth replied. "Saboteur, what do you have to say?"

"As you can see from my tie, I am a prime candidate for this job," Saboteur said. "I have always felt that ties make the man, and your tie is looking very good, boss, sir."

He patted the replica tag team championship on his waist. Leon looked bewildered.

"I, er, thanks, but that didn't really answer my question," he said. "Saxton, what makes you think you can defeat The Bearded Gentlemen?"

Action Saxton smiled. "It's a good thing you asked, sir-ka! I believe I am the man qualified for this job because I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class at Master Chop Onion's School of Kung-Fu-Craft and Kung-Fuzardry and I have been involved in numerous raids on secret organizations across the globe. I also have 300 confirmed kills. My skillset makes me the prime candidate for this job, and may I also say that your hair looks very nice today."

His fingers drummed on his replica tag team championship. Leon sighed. "Saboteur?"

Saboteur slyly pointed at his replica championship before speaking. "My skills for a katana are unmatched, and in today's society I believe that katana skills are second only to people skills in what a company should look for in an employee."

Leon pressed his fingers to his temples and closed his eyes. He inhaled slowly, and exhaled. He opened his eyes.

"Look," he said, "I just want to know what you guys think about your match. You guys could become some of the only two-time tag team champions in WZCW history. What are your thoughts on that?"

For several long moments, nobody spoke. Saxton and Saboteur stared at each other, and then at Kensworth. Kensworth stared back. Finally, Action Saxton looked down at the replica championship around his waist.

"Two-time champs, huh?" he said quietly.

He chuckled, and looked at Saboteur again. Slowly, he unbuckled his belt and admired his reflection in the imitation gold before slinging it over his shoulder. He reached into the breast pocket of his suit and withdrew a pair of sunglasses that he put on his face. He reached for the microphone Kensworth held, and accepted it as Kensworth put it in his hand. He slowly moved it up to his face.

"I'll tell you what I think, sucka," he said. "I think it sounds like the best damn thing in the universe."

He glanced over at Saboteur again before continuing.

"Listen up, sucka.

Back when my boy Saboteur and myself won our first tag team championships, we had just come from kicking each others' asses all over arenas, cities, countries, and damn near the entire world! It's a miracle after the beating we gave each other that we could even see eye-to-eye. Now you may say it's the power of our theme song, or that it's the power of two men wanting to win, but I say that it's the power of two suckas who can fight together as well as they can fight each other, you dig?

He and I, sucka, we been to the top of that mountain before. We've been tag team champions before and sucka it felt better than good. We kicked ass side-by-side, taking on those crazy-ass suckas in the New Church and our toughest ever opponents in Strikeforce. And you know what? Every time until the end we sent them packing and made them come to us for more. When you're the best damn team in the entire company, you don't have to go looking for a fight. All those suckas way, way down there on the ground looking up, they be the ones crawlin' and scrapin' all over each other to get to you.

I want that again, sucka. I want to be the best, because I know that we are the best. We have the best entrance music, the best tag team moves, the two best of the best in wrestling, we talk the best, we walk the best, we fight the best, and at All or Nothing, we gonna prove to everyone that we are and we always will be the best.

Now let me tell you a little something about our opponents. Beard? Gentleman Masque? Those suckas, they got what it takes to be second best. They got the style and they got the grace, and I gotta say I dig what Beard showed me in our match and I have a lot of respect for that masked sucka for his win on Aftershock. They gonna be tough, but we're gonna be tougher. Because for all their class and all their style, they just ain't got the skills like we do.

We are the record-setting, ass-kicking, best of the best, better than all the rest, the Badass Brother and the Airborne Assassin, Action Saxton and Saboteur. Beard and Masque, y'all suckas better invent a letter higher than A, because your A-Game ain't gonna be enough to stop us from standing back at the top once again. It's gonna be a hell of a match, but there's only room for one at the top, and I'm sorry, suckas, but it ain't you.

Now can you dig that?
"

Action Saxton finished his speech, and immediately turned to his tag team partner.

"Tell 'em, sucka."

Saxton tossed the microphone over to Saboteur who caught it in perfect position to begin a speech of his own.

"What can I say that my partner didn't? We want to be the very best... like no one ever was! There are only two things stopping us from reaching that level. One is a mountain of a man with facial hair that would make a Greek philosopher jealous, the other is a man that is almost as mysterious as your's truly, but only half as charming.

But let me talk on our opponents, because there's something different about this group. Sure, they have that combination of technical style and powerhouse wrestling that we saw in Strikeforce, and they also have the underdog factor that we saw in New Church, and more often than not we had both of those teams' numbers. There is one thing, however, that Beard and Masque have that none of our other teams had... our respect.

Saxton and I have kept an eye on those two since they joined forces, much like we do for every tag team, but there's something different about these two. They never tried to get an unfair advantage like Strikeforce and their sneak attacks, and they show a compassion for themselves and others that is completely lacking in New Church. The rivalries Saxton and I have developed have become legendary because of the animosity between the two sides, but he and I feel no hatred for Beard and Masque. In fact, it's quite the opposite, they remind us... of us.

Just like Saxton and I they have a similar style of offense: a powerhouse and a striker, and just like Saxton and I they had to work to shrug off initial prejudices. Who would have thought the two guys fighting over a spoon at Kingdom Come would be the hottest tag team in WZCW history? Probably the same amount of people that thought these two randoms would manage to defeat some of the toughest competition WZCW has to offer in the Battle Bowl to secure a shot for the titles themselves. Yep, Saxton and Saboteur and Le Bearded Gentleman seem to have more in common than many would like to think.

But they're not us... and they never can be. Saxton and I have reinvented tag team wrestling and we've proven how potent our combination is by holding those title belts for nearly five months. We've accomplished plenty in our WZCW careers, but Saxton and I are still hungry for more. Beard and Masque will get their chance... eventually, but this Sunday is still our time, and it will be for a long... LONG time.
"

Saxton took the mic from Saboteur and turned back to Kensworth.

"So, sucka, thanks for the interest and the interview," he said, "but we already got a job lined up, and it's to be the next WZCW Tag Team Champions."

He handed the mic back to Leon, and Saxton and Saboteur took their leave. Leon stared at their backs, looking more than slightly windswept. He motioned for the cameraman to turn the camera off, and then he picked up his briefcase and walked out of the building.
 
We see Le Gentleman Masque making small talk with a friend of his before his phone begins to ring and he holds a finger up to pause the conversation to answer the call.

Ah hello Beard. You want me to meet you where? Alright my friend, I shall see you in a bit.

Sorry about that ole chum, I must be going. I need to get to an urgent meeting.


Gent scurries into his town car and we follow him all the way to what seems to be a back alley costume shop. Gent walks in leisurely and begins to inspect the place until The Beard leaps out from behind a curtain in a sleeveless karate top, white scrubs, and an afro wig with a bandana.

HIYA!

KUNG FUUUUU!

KA-RA-TAY!!!!!


Oh my…

Beard? Are you-


Ya darn right sucka. I’m Action Saxton and I pity the foo’ who dare messes with my kickass badassery.

And you are doing this because…

No time for questions sucka, throw this on and get into character.

Beard throws a handful of clothes at his partner, who’s chuckling has now been replaced by a look of puzzlement.

Is this a scuba suit, plastic swords, and a ski mask?

Yeah. Saboteur is a hard dude to costume up for on short notice.

And why are we dressing like Saboteur and Saxton?

All or Nothing man. To beat Saboteur and Saxton, we need to be Saboteur and Saxton.

Beard follows his odd thought with a karate chop to the table on the side, knocking down a lamp and a few pictures as Gent just looks on still puzzled, though putting on his Saboteur costume.

You’re one good lookin’ mothasucka. Now lets go find some babes and make kick ass karate movies. HUH!

Your Saxton impersonation isn’t that good lad. Sorry to break that to you.

Yeah I know. Shame as I’m actually quite the impressionist. I have Mikey Stormrage down.

Beard grabs the sandwich from the cashier and takes a giant bite and looks at Gent with a smile.

See?

Now Beard, there is no reason to be rude.

Mikey’s my boy, plus he has kicked my ass numerous times I think we can call ourselves even now.

So what do you say Saboteur, lets kick each other’s ass for the crystal spoon. Whaddaya say son?


Still trying?

Yeah I guess I’m no kung fu, afro rocking, wood chopping, ass kicking bad ass. I’m more of a wine drinking, poetry reading, hybrid riding, bearded son of a bi-

’Scuse me sir, we don’t condone that kind of language here. Lets keep it PG please. Thanksss.

The cashier scolds Beard for his potentially potty mouth self before continuing on with his sandwich and book.

Son of a gun. If ya would have let me finish Ramone, you wouldn’t have had to raise your voice at me.

So Gent, we have a meet and greet at the deli down the road. Saxton and Saboteur present-


We do not Beard. This is silly. I think that Crane Kick messed up your thought process a bit. If you would excuse us Ramone, I need to talk to Beard alone.

Ramone rolls his eyes, as this is his store as he walks into the back slurping on a giant slushie. Beard sits down as he rips the afro wig off and lets out a sigh.

We don’t need to be Saboteur and Saxton to beat them. We have to be the Bearded Gentlemen to beat them. We just need to go into All or Nothing as ourselves and we will leave All or Nothing as the new tag team champs. If we go in as another team, all bets are off. SaboSax will wipe the floor with us.

I’m just stressed Gent. It brings me back to Kingdom Come. The tag team championships were right there and the ball was dropped. That feeling gutted me inside and it nearly destroyed my life and I don’t want that to happen again. All or Nothing has that Kingdom Come smell. We are the underdogs and we have nothing to lose. That is what the critics think. We can go out there and put on the show, but all the pressure is on them to win. Their wrong.

Oddly enough I agree. Being under looked though-

Unacceptable. This means everything to me. I worked my ass off-

Language please.

Sorry Ramone! Sorry Ramone!

As I was saying, I worked my tail off to get back to this spot. I’ve made a lot of changes and it all leads to All or Nothing. Come the show it will be All or Nothing for us. The tag team titles are our landing point. Our start point was with the New Church and our finishing point is the tag team championship. It is the race we were built to win. Being looked at as the underdog and having no pressure to win? The pressure is there Gent and it is building. It will be All or Nothing Gent.

That right there is what I need. I need that Beard come the show. I need that fire, that passion. I need the man sitting in the stairwells, not the man that was sitting on a shrink’s couch. I need Kingdom Come Beard, but better. A Beard that WZCW is just waiting to unleash. A Beard so lethal that it will have no choice but to be the most feared man not just on the roster, but the whole planet itself.

The underdog story stops here. The game is tied up one each. All or Nothing is the clincher, a must win. Saxton and I tore down an announce table and you and Saboteur put on a clinic. Put that in a melting pot and you are going to see the greatest tag team match in WZCW history. And when the dust settles and the lights fade, the record book will show that The Bearded Gentlemen came out the victors. At All or Nothing, we don’t just let history be made, we are the ones that make history.

Beard throws his arm in the air as he kicks the door open as the bells jingle. Gent looks around confused as he greets Ramone a good day before following his partner onto their path to All or Nothing.
 
Paris, France: If there was ever a town in Europe that screamed beauty more than this one, the rest of then at least they would not have the same reputation as Paris has. From the crowded Eiffel Tower to simply looking over the town at the top of one of Paris’ many homes, it’s a town that is the pure definition of beauty, elegance and amazement. It’s here that we find two men, Le Gentleman Masque (The Masked Gentleman), spending time in his hometown, and his tag team partner, The Beard. As the days draw close to their first ever Tag Team Championship match at All or Nothing, they decide to make the most of their last few days before the show, by getting into the mind of their opponents, and themselves. We see the team referred to as The Bearded Gents relaxing around a cozy living room at The Gent’s manor, sitting by a lit fireplace, each sitting in two giant red chairs that face each other. A glass of the wine in the hand of lovable big man named for his notable Facial Hair, and a glass of champagne in the hand of the chivalrous masked man.

Beard: So Gent, any particular reason you had me come to France with you?

Finishing up a sip of champagne, The Gent puts his glass aside to turn full attention to his partner.

Gent: Well, when you had us dress up as Saboteur and Saxton, we got into the head of our enemy. However, ever since joining as a tag team, I felt as if such a tactic was important, but I need as if there were but a few things left skipped over for making sure we have the same mindset. I know about your personal life, Beard. I’ve been to your house, met the women you were in love with. If simply due to my mysterious nature, however, I feel as if I’ve still not let you in on my personal life. This is the town I grew up in, this is the mansion that I grew up in. When I was a boy, when I was scolded by my father, I sat in this very seat while my dad sat in yours.

Beard: I’m going to guess you guys weren’t getting drunk, though.

A slight pause from The Gent as a wide grin comes across his face.

Gent: You would be surprised the age we start drinking in France, Beard.

Beard: Riiight. I remember hearing about that. So, how is it growing up in France?

The Gent places his hand on his chin for a second, thinking

Gent: Well, I guess despite living my life here, I can’t truly tell you everything. I spent almost my entire teenage life in Paris from behind bars. Really, once I was old enough to explore this city on my own, I wasted it by spending my time as a juvenile delinquent. What I can say is for my time I did spend before my massive screw up, there was never really a dull moment. Perhaps it was the perk of living in a big city, the fact my parents were rich, or that I was an easily entertained kid. Either way, it’s an oddity that I ended up the way I did, robbing for sport. Thankfully, I’m not one for illegal activity anymore.

Beard: Uh…Gent? The way we first met is you were stalking me to make sure that I returned to wrestling.

A blank silence fills the room after Beard’s comment.

Gent: Well...other than that. In my defense, at the time you were rejecting most if not all calls to do with WZCW at the time.

Sighing, Beard takes another drink from his wine glass.

Beard: I’ll tell you what’s odd. Somehow past that, we managed to still come together to form a group. We even managed to challenge for the tag team titles. I haven’t challenged for those belts since…

Gent: …Since your partner was The Local Talent?

Nodding, Beard simply shrugs.

Beard: To tell the truth, I wasn’t sure if I would ever get a partner again, but, teaming with you again…well heck, it’s been a blast. You may not see me as trusting enough of you, but I can guarantee that if I didn't trust you, I don’t think we would have made it this far. I couldn't have done it without you.

Gent: and same to you. my friend. To think we had made it as far as we did. We've had many hardships, The New Church, the then incredibly recent partnership of Fairy Glitter Armageddon. It's not simply a right to have gotten the oppurtunity to face these men. It was a privilege that put our friendship to the test. By all purposes, it prepared us for this match. In the end, simply to know that together we had made it this far has made the entire journey worth it. From the time I had convinced you to stay until this moment right now, you have been the tag team partner of a lifetime.

Standing up, Gent pulls up his partner from out of his seat, as well, both men still with their drinking glasses in hand.

Gent: A Toast! To the Bearded Gents!

Raising his glass of champagne in the air, The Beard looks at the glass of champagne, contemplating his decision.

Beard: What the hell?

Raising up his glass slightly just to match The Gent’s height, the two men clash their glasses to give the always familiar clinging noise, before drinking out of their glasses once more.

Beard: To the Bearded Gents!

Gent: May we only put in our best effort like we have done to reach this pot at the end of the rainbow, and increase our best effort tenfold!

Beard: Hear, hear.

Gent: To think we may be this close. 2012 was a big year. We both made our debuts.

Beard: I got to wrestle at Kingdom Come for the tag team titles.

Gent: I got to face Rush for the Eurasian title, and later on his partner in crime, Sam Smith.

Beard: I almost quit wrestling…and then you drag me back into it and I began to realize how much I had almost given up by doing it.

Gent: …and now it’s 2013. This is the opportunity of a lifetime for both of us. I--

Pausing mid-sentence, The Gent starts to have an idea.

Gent: …Beard?

Beard: Gent?

Gent: I think I have it.

Confused, Beard starts to question what he means.

Beard: The opportunity of a lifetime?

Snickering, Gent shakes his head at Beard’s comment.

Gent: No, my good friend. What I meant was the personal thing about me that I felt I owed you at least part of that.

Taking a deep breath, he grabs his famous mask, and takes it off, only to put it to the side. Beard, in astonishment, finishes up his glass of wine before dropping it on the ground, smashing it in shock.

Beard: Huh. I gotta say, if just for the fact you wore it all the time, I was expecting you to have some sort of bad injury, deformity…or just you were really ugly. Honestly, you could use little facial hair, but for what it’s worth, I’m not sure why you need the mask in the first place.

Smirking at Beard’s joke, The Gent glances back over at the mask, picking it back up to look at it from his hands.

Gent: It’s not like I feel I have to wear it. Frankly, I wish to wear it. To me, a mask when you don’t need one means that you are confident enough, you’re willing to actually detract from yourself for the sake of entertainment. To a child, what impression does just an everyday Frenchman show to a superhero. I know it may sound cliché, however I’ve always wanted to capture that. I may not have any superhuman abilities. For that, I may just be known as a vigilante, but I only wish to capture the same amount of feeling in people that the superhero comics I’ve read when I grew up.

Standing up onto his chair into a triumphant manor, he keeps his eye on his partner.

Gent: Of course, to do that I’d need to stand up and live up to the names I so admired rather than unsuccessfully emulating them. In 2012, I dropped the ball on more occasions that I wish to speak of. When I had the chance to face Drake Callahan, I had walked away as a man who had almost had it, yet almost wasn’t having it. When I faced Rush for the Eurasian title, all it took is a simple distraction and the night I challenged the big, bad WZCW legend was the night I walked away empty handed. When I faced Sam Smith, who came back and is now in the prime of his life, our contest ended in me once again ending up with Smith victorious by the end of the night.

Finishing up his glass of wine, he throws it to the side, breaking the glass entirely.

Gent: It wasn’t so much losing to these men. To have a back-and-forth battle with any of these men made me feel like I had fit in, regardless of who won or loss. Yet, without a goal to strive for, I would be lost in WZCW. If it had been a personal goal, maybe I would have accomplished it by now…but my goal from the beginning was simply to show the FANS of WZCW that I belong. I personally wish more than anything to fit in with the Action Saxtons or Saboteurs of WZCW, and from what I’ve done in 2013, I have faith this year I can truly feel like my name can reach the same level as the Barbosas or ‘S.H.I.T.’s of WZCW. I’ve made it to the semi-finals of a competition and I’m happy to say that last show I had a victory over a man I had always considered a legend in his own right, as well as an inspiration. I can finally be the hero I’ve wanted to be. Even if it’s only one person I can be their Batman or Spider-Man, it’s good enough for me.

Entering the room, is none other than The Gent’s butler, Liam Banks, carrying a small plate with two additional cups of Wine and Champagne.

Liam: Excuse me, sir. I heard you two breaking your glasses. I assumed you would like another glass? Would you like me to clean up the spill?

Giving a respective bow of their heads, both Beard and Gent take their glasses.

Gent: Thank you. Sorry about that, Liam. No need for cleaning up, I shall clean it up.

Liam: Very well, anything else you need?

Gent: We’re good. Thank you, Sir Liam.

Leaving the room, The Beard focuses back on his tag team partner.

Beard: I see. Well then, one last toast?

Gent: Sounds good to me. Tonight, we celebrate how far we have come as a team, but tomorrow, we will have the biggest night of our careers. I believe there’s a phrase for something such as this in yiddish, but I don’t wish to sully it and say the wrong word. What was it again?

Beard: L'chaim ?

Gent: That’s it! L’chaim.

Grabbing his mask, The Gent puts it back on before toasting one more time, The two take a drink from their glasses.

Gent: To All or Nothing.
 
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